Rou

Our most despised lawyer (not for long!!!) is up to his foul tricks again. But even for him, I think this one is special

He's targeting Wendy's. Yes, the hamburger chain.

For lesser mortals, you might wonder what this has to do with his never-ending quest to save his girlfri... I mean, slander the video game industry. But as we've noted before, Jack is not common by any means, nor does his brain function. I mean, I'm sure it controls breathing and drooling and all, but not so much on the cognitive side of things. Kinda like a walking Terri Schiavo

Anyway, you'll love this. He's attacking the hamburger chain for...

Wait for it...

Promoting murder simulators.

Waa? Let me walk you through the drooling mental lapse.

Wendy's is promoting Wii toys in their Kids Meals. The Manhunter sequel will be released for the Wii later this year. Manhunter 2 is obviously a murder simulator. Therefore, bash Wendy's.

He hasn't sued them yet. I assume he will eventually. Right not, he's still in the 'little bitch' stage of letter writing and complaining about it every chance he gets. Any chance for a little more dog shit to dribble out of his mouth I guess.

Can't wait until his disbarment is finalized.