Rou

Short and sweet.

A light year is a measure of DISTANCE. Not time. Specifically the distance light travels over a a year. Google says 9,460,730,472,580 kilometers. A real long fucking way. But... still 365 days.

Parsec. It's a distance. Not knowing what the hell Han is talking about in the Star Wars movie, I don't know if he's using it correctly or not, but I know those fanboys out there fuck this one up often enough.

A league is also distance, not a depth. Stupid movie titles aside. Seeing as 20K leagues is about 111,000km, I think it's be pretty rough to be down that far. Since you know, you'd come out the other side of the planet.

For depth, you probably want fathoms (6 feet). Of course, 20K fathoms is 36 km and the Marianas trench is 11 km, so it's still wrong. But hey, at least it's in the right ballpark.

Our most despised lawyer (not for long!!!) is up to his foul tricks again. But even for him, I think this one is special

He's targeting Wendy's. Yes, the hamburger chain.

For lesser mortals, you might wonder what this has to do with his never-ending quest to save his girlfri... I mean, slander the video game industry. But as we've noted before, Jack is not common by any means, nor does his brain function. I mean, I'm sure it controls breathing and drooling and all, but not so much on the cognitive side of things. Kinda like a walking Terri Schiavo

Anyway, you'll love this. He's attacking the hamburger chain for...

Wait for it...

Promoting murder simulators.

Waa? Let me walk you through the drooling mental lapse.

Wendy's is promoting Wii toys in their Kids Meals. The Manhunter sequel will be released for the Wii later this year. Manhunter 2 is obviously a murder simulator. Therefore, bash Wendy's.

He hasn't sued them yet. I assume he will eventually. Right not, he's still in the 'little bitch' stage of letter writing and complaining about it every chance he gets. Any chance for a little more dog shit to dribble out of his mouth I guess.

Can't wait until his disbarment is finalized.