Rou

I work a rotation shift. Days and nights. The guy that works the other half of the shift is a nice guy. But he has a problem. His foot seems to permanently be attached to the back of his throat.

For example, yesterday, he missed something. So when I came in, I had to fix everything up all nice and pretty. No big deal. 5 minutes of work

Of course, I had to bust his chops about it in the morning. All in good fun.

The problem is that he didn’t leave it at that. He thought about it. And later in the morning, after I’d gone home, he was standing outside smoking with the whole crew of engineers and such. Then he makes a fateful decision. He says the following words without thinking about it for a second:

“Man. I fucked [Rou] last night.”

I can only imagine the hilarity. I wish to God I had it on tape. As it is, I’ve been chuckling about it every 5 minutes since I found out.

Guy just doesn’t think about what he’s saying sometimes. I don’t think they’re going to let him live it down for a while.

I certainly won’t. But people tell me that I’m evil.