Rou

4 steps.

Blinker on.
Look for traffic.
Change lanes / Get into turn lane
Blinker off

That's all. It’s not rocket science

I don’t know why step 3 is such a hurdle for other drivers. Move over. It’s easy.

But for some reason, people don’t get it. Some of them just never finish the slide. They leave one set of tires in the original lane in perpetuity.

The alternative is just as bad. They do the world slowest drift into the other lane. Skilled practitioners can drag this lane change out over the course of three to four miles of highway.

I have many solutions to this problem. My preferred solution involves twin barrel .50 caliber rotating miniguns firing incendiary rounds. My girlfriend insists that this is illegal, for some unknown reason. One of my friends solution is to pass them as closely as possible, with bonus points if you can tap his side mirror with yours. Still another suggestion is to get as close as possible and suddenly rev your engine as loudly as possible, or to lay on the horn.

Somehow, it lacks the joy of miniguns. God damn laws.