Rou

Who else could I be talking about. Oh yes, it's Jack 'little bitch' Thompson. It's been a little while since I gave this man the ranting he so richly deserves. You might remember him from previous rants:

A Pox On Him I say
A Tool By Any Other Name
Hit the Road Jack

So, what has dick-for-brains done now? He’s filed a lawsuit against RockStar games. Yes, again. Nothing unusual, same old Jack-be-not-so-quick-and-not-at-all-nimble, right? This time, he’s demanded ala court order, that RockStar hand over a copy of it’s upcoming game Bully so that Jack can review it and determine if it’s fit for release. And if the court refuses to give that order, he’s going to seek a Congressional subpoena.

He’s a fucking idiot. And what’s worse, he’s acting as if he’s some sort of moral compass for the rest of us. Listen to this horseshit:

so that its content can be fairly assessed by someone, prior to its commercial release, other than a) a hand-picked member of the media and b) the ESRB with its history of, at best, ineptitude in analyzing the content of Take-Two products... If Bully is indeed safe for children's play, then petitioner (Thompson) will be the first to say so."

That’s from the legal request. He actually wrote that steaming pile of cow dung down and filed it to a court. I swear he got his degree from a crackerjack box.

I can’t even remotely figure out how he believes the court will grant this. He’s a private citizen. Rockstar is a private company. What legal statute would allow the court to force the company to give him the game before they release it? What’s he expecting here? The company is perfectly correct in telling him to go felch a goat. He’s not a moral guideline for their customers. Even if he somehow was, he specifically mentioned that he was demanding this on behalf of the children. Well, fuck nugget, if you think about that for a minute you’ll realize that like GTA and many other games out there, this game could be rated M for Mature (18+). So your pompous ass doesn’t need to worry about a mother fucking thing.

Sheep shagging mother fucker.