Rou

Ow.

Don't make me laugh so hard.

It's not just fat women on cell phones who do this dude. I've seen just about every size and shape of person do this with or without the benefit of a distracting cell phone. The worst is groups of girls who have just left a movie theater. My guess is that people these days have simply lost their instinct for self-preservation and survival. (Personally I blame the anonymity of the Internet for allowing people to slip into a mindset where they no longer fear the repercussions for what they do or say. My guess is they now carry that same mindset over into other areas.)

Therefore, in the interest of waking them the fuck up, something dramatic is needed to reactivate the adrenal glands!

One trick that I found works well (yes I've used it) is to roll up behind them, then put the transmission into Neutral and step on it.

Even if they don't piss themselves as they dive for cover, there is a good chance that You will so make certain You use the restroom beforehand. This is also a good lesson to apply towards parents who seem to take no stock of their spawn in public places...