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Hey Hillary. Fuck You.

Not just a little either. Fuck you Mexican Donkey style, k, bitch? I'm tired of your little haughty speeches, your moronic legislation, and your ceaseless attempts to stare down your nose at the rest of the world as if we’re serfs.

Well, here’s a little dose of reality:

Guess what. The internet isn’t evil. I know it may come as harsh blow to you, but it turns out that the unregulated nature of the internet is not turning our children into drooling mindless idiots. It’s actually raising the level of awareness to unprecedented levels in human history. Now, I realize that’s scary for you because the serfs just don’t buy whatever bullshit you’re shoveling. Free thought’s a bitch, isn’t it?

Secondly, if initial reports out of your office our correct, you’re looking for a spokesperson. A single mother, poor, multiple jobs are a bonus. Most importantly, she needs to have had her child go batshit crazy. And there has to be some way we can blame it on video games. Duties of said person will be to speak at several events, and to reporters about the damage caused by video games. Also, you must push for Hillary’s Federal tax on video games. Initial estimates are 5-10% a game.

"At the rate that technology is advancing, people will be implanting chips in our children to advertise directly into their brains and tell them what kind of products to buy," Clinton said at the Kaiser Family Foundation.

I can't even describe how stupid the above statement is. And you even fall into the great "save our children" BULLSHIT. It's a logical fallacy. A crutch that you fall back on in an attempt to get an emotional response from your audience. The fact that you rely on it so heavily just further demonstrates your inability to defend your position on any fucking thing.

Fuck you. Fuck you with a 15 inch, barb wire covered dildo. I’m sick of you. I’m sick of you staring down your nose at the American people. I’m sick of people already lauding you as a return to Bill. I’m sick of the concept that you’ll be the democrat candidate in 2008. Fuck off and die slowly bitch. Bleed out from a million lemon-soaked paper cuts. Slow roast yourself in a BBQ pit. Most of all; get the fuck off the stage and stay out of my life.

I can honestly say that you’re one of a handful of people that would guarantee my vote for a Republican president. Frankly, you’ve done nothing but annoy me as a representative of NY, I think you posses the leadership qualities of a rusty nail, and I think you have 0% chance of beating anyone on the republican ticket.

Maybe one of your staffers will be able to explain all of this in baby talk to you. I doubt it because frankly they seem every bit as dumb as you.