Rou

Normally, I'm not one to pick on short people. I'm kinda short myself and I've heard most of the jokes. However, this is somewhat more serious.

I know, it's wrong to pick on people for their physical attributes, particularly when they can't do anything to change it.

When you buy a massive SUV, make sure you can see over the steering wheel. And by "see", I don't mean you look through the wheel to the road. I consider your total lack of vision to be a hazard to my well being on the road. When I look back in my rearview, I don't want to see a pair of eyes peering back at me from the steering wheel. Ideally, I'd like to see a full face and head above the wheel. Got me? It's a safety thing.