Rou

My dick does not make me molest little kids. I swear. I accept that I allow my penis to influence many of my actions. The fact that I check out a hot chick’s butt when she passes by. The natural glace at cleavage when it is displayed. Admiration of the female form. Particularly the NUDE female form. The urge to pull my girlfriend into bed.

In these areas, I follow my dick, like most men.

Somehow, my dick has never, not once, not even in passing, made me consider little kids attractive, nor has it made me think about trying to molest one.

All of this seems like the correct and normal state of being for most of the males in the world.

Thus, I’m surprised by the conversation I’m currently listening to. One person is literally sitting here talking about day-care and grade school. She’s uncomfortable with her daughter going to a day care because more than half the staff is male. She thinks it could lead to “bad situations” and subject her daughter to “unhealthy attention from the men”

Ok, she’s five years old. FIVE. News flash bitch: Most men don’t dig the five year olds, k? In fact, I’d go so far as to say it’s abhorrent and highly uncommon. You could say it’s highly unlikely that one of the staff likes to feel up the little girls. K? Equally, you’re concerns about male teachers in school is just as uncommon. Millions of teachers. Not so many pedophiles. Got me?

Drives me up a fucking wall. My dick doesn’t make me want to have sex with your little girl. Fuck off. Stop believing all the crappy news stories in the world and smell the fucking shit that you’re shoveling.