Gazongas

07/13/06

Permalink 02:11:10 pm, by Roulette Email , 239 words, 48 views   English (US)
Categories: Daily Life

Gazongas

Boobs. Tits. Jugs. Knockers. Melons. Funbags. Hooters. Hundreds of words (most of them worthy of eye rolling)

Breasts.

Men, we love them. We all have our own taste in the boobage: Small, medium large, and ginormous.

However, I’m here today to question something. Why fake? I don’t get it. Years of porn have passed me by and I can honestly say that fake boobs hold no attraction for me.

Part of the attraction is the lovely little bounce. But fake ones; they’re cemented to the chest. And they retain that unnatural shape. Like a ball that was stapled to the woman’s chest. IMO, when a woman lies down, her chest shouldn’t sit perfectly still. I know, people tell me you can get good jobs that are nearly indistinguishable from natural. If they say so.

I just don’t understand why someone would WANT them. Or want their spouse to have them. Maybe it’s a grass is greener issue. Maybe some men really view their significant others as prizes and the fake boobs make them feel more important. I’ve heard that some women get them to increase their self esteem because they had small ones. It doesn’t seem like it would work that way to me because the self image will be damaged by requiring artificial enhancement to obtain a temporary vision of beauty.

I dunno. I just don’t get it.

Comments, Pingbacks:

Comment from: sTmykal [Member] Email
Fake is bad. No matter what the size, natural is good.
PermalinkPermalink 07/13/06 @ 14:14
Comment from: u235 [Member] Email
I'm not going to say there's a correlation but I know of at least 2 relationships where the husband paid for his wife's boob job and then found her cheating on him later.

Most guys who pay for their woman's boob job say "it helps their self esteem". My response is - if your woman is so fucking shallow that the size of her breasts correlates to how she feels about herself then find another woman or take her to a shrink.

Like any serious surgery it's not just an overnight fetish. If done wrong, or you just get unlucky you can lose the entire breast due to leakage or infection. You can't breast-feed your child. You have scars, and when it's done - pain. You can't excercise without elastic that more or less will prevent you from breathing. You will put pressure on the sentitive nerves in your shoulders (from the bra straps) that will give you headaches and cramped muscles. Plus implants don't last forever. Materials degrade - chances are you will have to do something about it again someday.

Still there's a worse horror. Parents are getting them for their daughters, even before they're done maturing. That to me is ciminal. There's a reason kids are minors up to a certain age - because they can't make good decisions for themselves. How do you explain to the girl that maybe when she's 28 or 30 and her baby has allergies and gets sick all the time is because she couldn't breast feed?

Stupid. Society may dictate what's beautiful, but you need to have a brain to decide if your health is more important then your looks.
PermalinkPermalink 07/13/06 @ 15:58
Comment from: Roulette [Member] Email
True, I honestly don't believe anyone under the age of 18 should have implants. Ever.

Of course, parents know best, right?
PermalinkPermalink 07/13/06 @ 17:06
Comment from: Larathiel [Visitor]
I like big 'uns.

InDDeed, the phrase "anything more than a wheelbarrowful is a waste" comes to mind.

With that said, implants are just a big let-down. I can recall that one of the most DDepressing moments I experienced in surfing the net was when Veronica Zemanova (who had a pair of perfect DD's) got a boob job... a bad one... with scars so noticeable that my very soul cried out in anguish.

One just shouldn't try to improve perfection. :-(`````0

But I digress. On top of looking bad, they don't move/bounce correctly and they don't feel right either. Even more disturbing is that when You try packing those puppies into a bodice, You can actually hear the shell of the implants crinkling. *shudder*

Also, what's the point in Your girl having big boobs if she's got no sense or feeling in the damn things? The last girl I was with who had natural big boobs had very little sensitivity in them which was a huge turn-off for me. I can only imagine how much worse it would have been if she'd been thru surgery.

Finally, unless You need to go for the beach ball look, there are herbal medications that can permanently increase bust size and firmness. In fact, my best friend's GF DDecided to try a 3-month treatment. Let's just say that even without them telling me so, it wasn't difficult to tell that it works.

In other words, put down the damn scalpel and do like the elves: utilize the power of Nature!
PermalinkPermalink 07/14/06 @ 01:47
Comment from: bman [Member] Email
Au naturale' for me please. Those huge ones make them look like a dairy cow from mars. I'll take the smaller ones anyday.
PermalinkPermalink 07/14/06 @ 22:30
Comment from: strobe [Visitor]
Nice post. :)
PermalinkPermalink 07/15/06 @ 11:18
Comment from: strobe [Visitor]
Great, I can post here but the newest article gives me "supplied comment invalid." Doh!

Thankfully, I do not consider myself a boob guy. Fun yes, but they are down in the second half-dozen of things that I look for or like, physically, in a woman. Ass...abdomen...lower back...eyes...lips...and so on. The boobs...well...bigger is not better with me, that's for sure.

Guys who pay for the boob job and try to say it is for the woman's esteem/benefit are idiots. The woman is shallow and the guy is shallow. There are other things wrong in the relationship.

Now, the only defense I can see: Life is short, why not try it?
PermalinkPermalink 07/15/06 @ 11:21

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