Boobs. Tits. Jugs. Knockers. Melons. Funbags. Hooters. Hundreds of words (most of them worthy of eye rolling)
Breasts.
Men, we love them. We all have our own taste in the boobage: Small, medium large, and ginormous.
However, I’m here today to question something. Why fake? I don’t get it. Years of porn have passed me by and I can honestly say that fake boobs hold no attraction for me.
Part of the attraction is the lovely little bounce. But fake ones; they’re cemented to the chest. And they retain that unnatural shape. Like a ball that was stapled to the woman’s chest. IMO, when a woman lies down, her chest shouldn’t sit perfectly still. I know, people tell me you can get good jobs that are nearly indistinguishable from natural. If they say so.
I just don’t understand why someone would WANT them. Or want their spouse to have them. Maybe it’s a grass is greener issue. Maybe some men really view their significant others as prizes and the fake boobs make them feel more important. I’ve heard that some women get them to increase their self esteem because they had small ones. It doesn’t seem like it would work that way to me because the self image will be damaged by requiring artificial enhancement to obtain a temporary vision of beauty.
I dunno. I just don’t get it.
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