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And don'tcha come back, No more no more no more no more

God I wish it were that easy. Sadly, Jack Thompson doesn't go away that easy. I need some jack be gone roach killer or something.

Our intrepid explorer made his voice heard in West Feliciana Parish, Louisiana. You see, in a sad case, two boys, ages 16 and 17 killed a man. They shot him and beat him with the butt of the rifle. All because he wouldn't lend them his car. Nice, eh?

Anyway, good old Jack Thompson told the sheriff's office to look for M rated video games in the suspect's homes. You see, Jack has a theory. It’s a doozy. You see, the injuries sustained by the victim ‘raised a red flag’ in Jack’s tiny miniscule little mind. He says that the manner of the killing is “the same scenario in ‘Grand Theft Auto.’”

Oy.

But he’s not done. He goes on. In what I think will go down as the stupidest thing anyone in the world has said this week, Jack followed that up with this one: “Nobody shoots anybody in the face unless you’re a hit man or a video gamer.”

I’ll give you a second to reread that a few times.

Take a few more. It’s alright. I know your brain is doing it’s best to pretend it didn’t read that.

Everyone ready to move on? Good. Yes, Jack has taken every murder that involves shooting someone in the face, and boiled it down to one of two simple causes. Professional assassin, or UT addiction. One or the two. A or B.

My buddy Google takes "shot in the face" and turns up 751,000 entries. The 3rd one amuses me. Do you think Cheney is hitman or video gamer? Heh.

Of course, what if I played the video game ‘Hitman’? Does that make it a little bit of both? No wait, I don’t shoot people in the face that, I garrote them. Hmm. Tough call. I can honestly say there is one person I want to shoot in the face though. I'd go for the kneecaps just to prove him wrong though.

The sad part is that the sheriff actually followed this guy’s advice. Executed a warrant and seized several M rated games. From a 16 year old. OOOOO. Pardon me if I don’t get excited. Motive, it is not. Besides, what the hell is the sheriff doing listening to a Florida lawyer who has been disbarred from Georgia and is under investigation in Florida? I mean, the crime happened in Louisiana. If it were me, I’d have told the fucker to sod off and stay out of my investigation.

I swear. Every time this guy opens his mouth I want him to die in a fire just a little bit more. Fucking idiot.

Hit the Road Jack and don'tcha come back
No more no more no more no more,
Hit the Road Jack and don'tcha come back no more