Rou

For once, this is not a personal experience rant. Not really at least. I'm ranting on behalf of my coworker today. You see, he went out to the bar last night. Sitting at the bar getting a drink, he began talking to the very attractive bartender. It's a pretty slow night and she seems interested in keeping the conversation going. They talked for 45 minutes or so.

Now, here comes the part where he gets in trouble. You see, she's wearing a very low cut shirt. (Important note, this was not a uniform of any sort). He describes it as "barely covering the nipples, leaving more of the breast exposed than covered." On top of that, she has that glitter lotion across her chest. To make matters even worse, she continuously shook her shoulders back and forth, with cleavage results as expected.

From time to time, during these motions, his eyes would get drawn down. According to him (I know, not a trustworthy source), he always made sure they didn't linger and shot immediately back to her face. At some point, she must have caught him, because she gave them a huge shake and said "Helloooo, my eyes are up here" and pointed to her face.

Now, ladies. I love you. You know that. But, as I've told you many times, men are simple creatures. We never really get much past "ooo shiny". Breasts, motion and glitter are a more or less a lethal combination for attracting our eyes downward.

You know that. We know that. So, I recommend that if you don't appreciate the occasional glance, you take note of it and either cover up a little more, or at the very least, knock it off with the shaking and glitter bit.

Just a thought ladies.