The War on Drug goes after Lollipops

02/17/06

Permalink 12:07:47 pm, by Roulette Email , 278 words, 55 views   English (US)
Categories: Daily Life

The War on Drug goes after Lollipops

Georgia lawmakers have a problem. They saw someone enjoying themselves and decided they had to put a stop to it. For the children, of course. Think of the children™!

You see, there is a novelty candy manufacturer out there that makes pot flavored candy. It uses hemp oil, which is a perfectly legal ingredient, to give the lollipops and other candies a grassy oily taste similar to marijuana. Why someone would want candy that tasted like that is beyond me, but I don’t like the taste of cigarettes either. Hell, I don’t even like a lot of Jelly Belly flavors either. The point is that none of the ingredients in the candy are illegal. It just tastes like something that is.

But Georgia has decided that the candy promotes “a drug-induced lifestyle.” Senator Fort thinks it’s just not right to allow children to buy dope flavored candy. Apparently it will lead to some horrible downslide that ends in heroin overdoses at age 13 or something. So, they have introduced a law to ban the sale of “marijuana or hemp flavored candy”. The second offense is suggested to carry a sentence of up to 5 years in jail.

It’s simply a case where someone doesn’t get the joke. It’s something to make people smile.

Once again we have the government legislating morality where they should be worried about a number of more pressing concerns.

Sadly Georgia isn’t alone in this problem. Many local area governments have already created similar legislation. I think they all need to get whacked in the head with a reality stick. A little clue-by-four love might help them out dramatically.

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Comment from: u235 [Member] Email
They make Jalapeno and Habenero flavored candies as well that are equally disgusting. It's well known that people can get addicted to spicy foods, these flavors can induce children to prematurely develop a taste of extremely spicy foods. And everyone know that spicy foods can lead to radical behavior, like latin dancing, which leads to sex which can lead to abortions! These flavors must be identified as possibly corrupting our youth and should be managed with the same rhetoric as hemp. Be aware of this problem before it's too late!!
PermalinkPermalink 02/17/06 @ 12:51
Comment from: sTmykal [Member] Email
I miss candy cigarettes.
PermalinkPermalink 02/17/06 @ 13:13
Comment from: Roulette [Member] Email
hmm... lost my original reply.

I seriously laughed my fucking ass off at the Latin Dancing bit.

Seriously though, I miss those candy cigarettes too. Ate a ton of them as a kid. Smoked 1 cigarette in my life. Hated it. 2 Cigars though. Both times at a weddings. So, do we make weddings illegal? Apparently they compromised my moral compass.
PermalinkPermalink 02/17/06 @ 13:22

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