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So, my coworker headed out to McDonalds. He decided to buy some extra food in case we're snowed in. He goes through around 11:30 so they're on their late night, reduced item menu.

Let me give you the conversation he had at the drive though.

Buddy: Can I get a quarter pounder meal?
Employee: What kind of drink would you like?
B: Coke. And can I have 2 apple pies?
E: No, we're on the late night menu, so we don't have that
B: Ok, make it 2 double cheeseburgers.
E: Sorry, those aren't on the menu either.
B. Oh my bad. Alright... just give me chicken selects then.
E: Ok sir. Pull around

He pays, and then waits. For like 10 minutes. Finally they bring out his food and then they say the following sentence:

E: I'm sorry for the long wait sir. To make up for it, we put two apple pies into your order at no extra charge.

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I...

But....

Nevermind. I don't think there are words. I'm sure there is logic involved here somewhere... but I don't want to think about it.