Rou

I don’t hate Macs. I hate Mac users. Let me be more specific even. I hate the religious cult of Mac.

You know them. They love their Macs. In some cases more than they love their children. And if that was it, I would consider it odd, but acceptable. If it works for you, that’s great.

What I hate is Joe Dip-shit who loves his Mac so much that he feels the need to not only tell me about it constantly, but to take every free moment he can to explain to me how great a Mac can be. Sometimes in what must be prepared speeches.

I mean, I get it. You like your Mac. And you’re an oppressed minority. But you evangelizing about it to me is not going to suddenly convert me. That crap may work on 85 year old grandmothers, but not me. I know what works for me. In fact, many of the things I use Windows for, Macs can not do. And many of the things I would like Mac for, I can do on my Linux box. However, I don't disrespect the Mac. It was worthy of scorn before, but recently, it's a decent product. Just not one I CHOOSE to use. You already know that because we've had this discussion twice a week for a year. So, shut the fuck up about it already.

Yes yes. You have iPod, iCalander, iCamera, iBedsheets and probably even iUnderwear. Good for you. I’m glad you’re a corporate whore. I’m sure they are much better than all other similar products because they put an i in front of their name. Very creative and all.

You like Macs. Good for you. Knock yourself out. I’ll even supply a brick to help you on your way.