Odessa

Britney's mom is writing a book on parenting. Lynne Spears has signed a deal with Christian book publisher Thomas Nelson Inc. to co-write "Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World" with author Lorilee Craker. The memoir is scheduled to come out on Mother’s Day 2008.

This is priceless - and bound to sell many books. Just due to the name alone will put it in the best seller list. I can just see the chapters now: "Taking your daughter from virginal good girl to cheap slut in six short months", "Mixing meds", "Helping your daughter find a loser to marry", and "dressing skimpy with baby fat" and many other captivating topics.

Several things are amusing - first, a Christian publisher???? Next, not only is her daughter a train wreck, she's bad at it. Paris and Lindsey know how to party hardy and not completely dissolve into a puddle (yeah, yeah - rehab, jail, I know)- Britney crash landed and disintegrated. You know its bad when you even fuck-up being a fuck-up.