Odessa

Or at least that's what I would be saying if I were my co-worker.

Cubicles give a false sense of privacy . . . or perhaps some people just doesn't care. My co-worker sits over a half wall from a woman. Evidently he is privy to her obviously eventful dating and sex life. In his words: "She gives new meaning to the term open up and say ah." I have heard some of her banter, and although he may be embellishing a bit, he isn't to far off the mark. Furthermore, she would have no right to claim that he is eavesdropping - he wears headphones and anyone that can hear a conversation despite trying to drown it out is not eavesdropping. Besides, comments like: "Damn we were playing tonsil hockey and fogging up the windows for three hours", *giggle, giggle*, tend to draw attention to themselves. What makes it worse, is she feels the need to share with everyone of her friends, separately, and at her desk.

So if I were my co-worker, I'd be tempted to say: "Hey honey, I typically know the name of ladies I know as intimately as I know you, so care to introduce yourself?" or "Do they have condoms that fit over ears?"

So, sweet cheeks - I can call ya sweet cheeks since I know you so well, right? - Maybe you should go out to lunch with all your friends, together, say it once. Or move it to the ladies room or maybe the breakroom. Just a suggestion, 'cause frankly, its just a bit TMI.