Odessa

Just when I thought I had handle on what "safe sex" was, a gentleman expanded my horizons.

I chatted with this guy for a few weeks. He was (and imagine still is) a 50 yr old virgin. He kept lamenting how he wanted to meet a nice woman. I think to, eh, solve his unusual status.

Well, we get chatting about stuff. He starts talking about "safe sex". I'm not entirely comfortable with the conversation but I listen a bit longer. It all of a sudden becomes apparent that he mean "mutual masterbation" as "safe sex". Granted, you can't get much safer and still have naughty fun with the opposite sex, but I have a hard time calling it "sex".

Thanks, but no thanks. My hand knows what to do, don't need just your hand, hon.