Odessa

I recently joined a dating website - Cupid.com. I like the way it is set up and it really does filter people who live near me versus people clear across the state.

However, it has a darker side . . . some of my fellow posters are complete jackasses. Guys, take notes - this is not how to pick-up chicks. Or atleast reasonably normal chicks. The following are true. And guys, they are not turn-ons. If fact, they are lucky it was across cyberspace, cause I would have been likely to give them a sound slap.

1) Don't ask a woman's bra size about your third sentence of our chat. Look at the fucking picture - those obviously are not 'skeeter bites. There is enough there, no need to ask more.

2) Don't ask to come over to meet me (for the first time) at 11 pm, then take and attitude when I say I'm getting ready to go to sleep. Then when I agree to meet the next day, basically stand me up (we were supposed to make arrangements to meet at a particular time on the chat channel). Then a couple days later say "Hi" - Go fuck yourself.

3) Don't say on our first chat, that you want me to watch you "stroke". I doubt you are discussing golf or your kitty cat, and I have zero interest in watching you stroke a body part. Go jerk yourself off, ALONE, you degenerate.

I'm sure this group of winners will provide hours of entertainment.