Archives for: "February 2018"

Feb/23
2018

Marion Hammer: Gun Whore

Marion is worried that without a gun she might get raped. Marion is 90. No one in their right mind wants a piece of her now. No one probably ever did. Who is Marion? Marion is an uneducated busy body who made it her business to promote the NRA when it… more »
Feb/22
2018

Grant Stinchfield: Cock

Not as in he *has* one, rather that he *is* one. Fuck you Grant. You too can eat a dick. Or several. more »
Feb/22
2018
Let's just get this out up front: Wayne LaPierre is the embodiment of evil in America today. He is a proprietor of death. He is greed. His is what George Orwell warned us about in Animal Farm. "They hate the NRA. They hate the Second Amendment. They… more »
Feb/21
2018

Crisis

Last week, 17 people died at school. Fifteen of them were children, ages 14-18. Another fourteen people were injured. Shot down by one asshole with a gun. The survivors were naturally upset at the event. It's something they'll likely need to talk to a… more »
Feb/20
2018
Living up to his name day after day. Trump endorses guns for teachers to stop shootings (BBC Headline) You fucking idiot. More guns is not the answer. Any normal idiot knows this, but you're an extra special kind of idiot. And so are the people that… more »
Feb/19
2018
There's a clear theme here. WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (AP) -- As the nation mourned, President Donald Trump kept largely silent about the Florida school shooting victims and the escalating gun control debate, instead raging at the FBI for what he perceived… more »
Feb/18
2018
Again. "Crooked Hillary Clinton, lost the 2016 election," Trump said. "But wasn't I a great candidate?" (AP) Fucking moron. more »
Feb/17
2018
Because you're not born knowing how to massacre an entire school. The troubled teen authorities say killed 17 people at a Florida high school excelled in an air-rifle marksmanship program supported by a grant from the National Rifle Association… more »
Feb/15
2018
The NRA rejoices! And so does the GOP! When GOP chairwoman Ronna McDaniel tweeted that her heart was breaking for those affected, Ms Kalb's response that GOP candidates took more than $17m (£12m) from the NRA was retweeted more than 7,500 times and… more »
Feb/14
2018
The sad fact is that when children die more guns are sold. Because that's the NRA's America. At least 17 people have been killed in a shooting at a local high school in Parkland, Florida, police say. The suspect has been named as Nikolas Cruz, 19, and… more »
Feb/13
2018

Yes You Too Asswipe

Austrian director Michael Haneke is sad that the Directing Couch is now (almost) a thing of the past. He misses the good ol' days when men could be as misogynistic as they liked and bitches either put up or got kicked out. BERLIN (AP) -- Austrian film… more »
Feb/12
2018
Because, well, here's the rest of the joke... A suspected big cat poacher has been eaten by lions near the Kruger National Park in South Africa, police say. The animals left little behind, but some body parts were found over the weekend at a game park… more »
Feb/11
2018
It all starts with being stupid or, in this case, stupid and arrogant. Junior Dickhead Pence (doesn't quite have the same ring as "Dickhead Donald") heads off to Korea for the Olympics, and when confronted with the sister of the North Korean Dicktater… more »
Feb/10
2018
Dickhead loves to talk about how "great" he's making America. Problem is, the only thing Dickhead is making great is the fucking mess he's making of the nation. WASHINGTON (AP) -- Money spent on lobbying by corporations, trade associations and special… more »
Feb/09
2018
Dickhead Donald can't see anything wrong with slapping a few bitches, especially when in a relationship with them. In fact he applauds not just the idea but anyone who fits that bill. US President Donald Trump has paid tribute to an ex-aide who quit… more »
Feb/08
2018
Asshole is back at it again, posing for the cocksucking jesus droolers. WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump told a prayer breakfast Thursday that faith is "central to American life and liberty." In remarks to the annual gathering of lawmakers,… more »
Feb/07
2018
Only they really aren't HIS toys, they belong to the American people. And THIS American person doesn't fucking want a parade with guns and tanks because this ain't fucking North Korea. WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump has asked the Pentagon to… more »
Feb/06
2018
Most of us are familiar with the feeling of not wanting to go to work. Most of us, however, don't want it so badly that we'd burn the factory down. Not Dickhead, however... President Donald Trump has said he would "love to see" the US government shut… more »
Feb/05
2018

President Idiot Has A Sad

Suddenly it should be against the law not to love the President. Seems like yet another page from the "petty dictator" handbook. US President Donald Trump has called Democratic lawmakers' failure to appreciate his State of the Union address last week… more »
Feb/03
2018
Ingrid Duran hates her own gender. Thus far she's been pretty successful at mustering support for the restriction of women's rights, Nazi-collaborator style, to disenfranchise women over the control of their own bodies. Ingrid is pretty much the… more »
Feb/02
2018
At what point did the GOP ever try to care about non-white, non-binary, non-male citizens? Answer? Fuck that you know the answer. WASHINGTON (AP) -- The Republican National Committee is siding with President Donald Trump on his order to bar transgender… more »
Feb/01
2018
Guess which state I'm talking about, go on, guess. The most ultra-conservative, the most gun-loving, the most bible-thumping... INDIANAPOLIS (AP) -- Newly released federal figures show a sharp rise in child abuse fatalities in the U.S., with the bulk of… more »