Archives for: "July 2017"

Jul/31
2017
And another one rides the bus... WASHINGTON (AP) -- Firmly taking charge in an unruly White House, former Gen. John Kelly moved in Monday as President Donald Trump's new chief of staff and immediately made sure that Trump's profanity-spouting new… more »
Jul/30
2017
Dickhead didn't get what he wanted: something considered a "win". So what's his next, thoughtful, well-consoled step? WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump on Saturday threatened once more to end required payments to insurance companies unless… more »
Jul/29
2017
Trump to police: 'Don't be too nice' It's not Russia you stupid Dickhead. more »
Jul/29
2017
So there we go, 3 GOP senators with real balls (so to speak since two were women) to decline to enact a complete shitshow on the American public and 48 complete pussies who voted yes ONLY because they knew it wouldn't pass. So how's that "repeal the… more »
Jul/28
2017
I love this quote regarding the GOP on their attempts to re-write or re-whatever the ACA... That prompted Democratic Sen. Chris Murphy to tweet: "Seriously, this is weapons grade bonkers. 3 Senators just announced they will vote for repeal only if… more »
Jul/27
2017
Scaramouche defended his boss by saying "Dickhead's [sic] not elite... he's pizza and cheese burgers." I wasn't aware that eating those things disqualifies you from the title of "elite". Because he loves to chow down on delicious pizza and hamburgers,… more »
Jul/26
2017
I support LBGT. WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump abruptly declared a ban Wednesday on transgender troops serving anywhere in the U.S. military, catching the Pentagon flat-footed and unable to explain what it called Trump's "guidance." His… more »
Jul/26
2017
Because it's pretty clear he doesn't know how to behave around kids. You gotta wonder who raised his? Parents have expressed anger after President Donald Trump delivered a highly politicised speech to tens of thousands of boy scouts. (BBC) Dickhead went… more »
Jul/25
2017
So far the tRump administration seems to have established one firm policy: fire everyone. GLEN JEAN, W.Va. (AP) -- President Donald Trump on Monday jokingly threatened during a speech to thousands of Boy Scouts to fire his health secretary if a crucial… more »
Jul/24
2017
This, THIS is why the GOP hates women, because they DESERVE to be hated. They're cunts, all of them. Evil. Devil spawn. And they must be repressed! For the good of the entire universe! A Republican politician has blamed "female senators" for the… more »
Jul/23
2017

Bag Full Of Dicks

Dickhead's filled the White House with dicks. It's basically a bag full of dicks. And when one falls out he finds a bigger dick to cram into it. White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer has quit, reportedly in protest at an organisational shake-up. Mr… more »
Jul/22
2017
Title brought to you by the Office of Redundancy Department. A Florida man told police he "went bananas" after workers from a utility company parked their vehicles in front of his driveway while they carried out repair work. (BBC) Florida. Guns.… more »
Jul/21
2017
Score one for the Italians, specifically the Milanese! July 20 (UPI) -- Italian residents and tourists will be unable to enjoy selfie sticks, food trucks and glass bottles for the remainder of the summer. Milan's town hall instituted a ban on selfie… more »
Jul/20
2017
Slavery and legal abortion? Both tragedies to the GOP. Except in the case of slavery it's not really that bad because slaves had it "better" back then. Women are trash who are less than slaves and only good beating and screwing. They have no place in… more »
Jul/19
2017

Overwatching

I picked up Overwatch a few months back. Right now, it's the bane of my existence. Soldier, Pharah and Junkrat remind me way too much of the old timey UT99 that I can't put it down. A thirty minutes in the morning and thirty minutes in the evening is… more »
Jul/18
2017

Not So Fucking Easy Is It?

Healthcare. I don't think the word means what you think it means. At least if you're the GOP. To the GOP healthcare = money that should not be spent on people who can't afford healthcare. WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump blasted congressional… more »
Jul/17
2017
Because they want to ensure they have people to deport for the REST of the remaining term. July 17 (UPI) -- The U.S. Department of Homeland Security on Monday announced it would allow 15,000 more foreign workers to obtain temporary non-immigrant visas… more »
Jul/16
2017
President Snake Oil is back at it, and tRumpanzees are lined up to get their fill, funnel in one hand, pants in the other. President Donald Trump says his proposed border wall may not need to cover the whole US frontier with Mexico because of existing… more »
Jul/15
2017
Seems like an orthogonal proposition doesn't it? An Iraqi voting for someone who clearly hates them? Doesn't matter their religion, not if you're Dickhead Donald, but I'm guessing they didn't think that one through. More than 100 Iraqi Christians in… more »
Jul/14
2017
Tami thought that with a sexist, racist fuckwad in the White House she can be JUST like Dickhead. Only she can't. A racist AirBnB host who discriminated against an Asian guest has been fined $5,000 - and told she must attend a course on Asian-American… more »
Jul/13
2017
And what's more, not only is he right, he IS what the right believe themselves to be...wrongly. A close confidant of Pope Francis has written a blistering critique of how the American Christian right and some U.S. Catholics mix religion and politics.… more »
Jul/13
2017
PARIS (AP) - French President Emmanuel Macron said Thursday it is "obvious and indispensable" to have exchanges with U.S. President Donald Trump as the two leaders were set to meet to try to push past major differences and find common ground on… more »
Jul/12
2017
Actually no one was going to take it, even if it was empty Actually no one would even want it Mr Trump tweeted that his decision to allow his daughter to take his seat at the meeting in Hamburg was "very standard". He also said the media would have… more »
Jul/11
2017
Dickhead made it cool to be hateful, mean and offensive to our fellow men. It comes as no surprise that the kids have picked it up and run with it. They call themselves Generation Identity. Made up of mainly 20-something tech-savvy members, the… more »
Jul/10
2017
I'm not sure why this is news. It's not like it would have worked out any other way. HAMBURG, Germany (AP) -- Russian President Vladimir Putin hailed his first face-to-face meeting with U.S. President Donald Trump, saying Saturday he thinks Trump… more »
Jul/09
2017
Apparently when you set the bar low enough, everyone feels compelled to lower their standards. I guess this is why we have the term "lowest common denominator." July 7 (UPI) -- Vice President Mike Pence, who ignored a "Do Not Touch" sign during a tour… more »
Jul/08
2017
Back when Bill and Hillary were tacking the immutable problem of National Healthcare, people took Hillary to task for trying to intrude on her husband's domain. The GOP kept up the constant howl of "No one voted for her." Now, of course they are deathly… more »
Jul/08
2017
Dickhead seems to have greatness and relevancy confused, although in truth he has about as much of either. HAMBURG, Germany (AP) -- World powers lined up against U.S. President Donald Trump on climate change, reaffirming their support for international… more »
Jul/07
2017
Helping educate Americans is NOT her goal: her goal is to use education to make money and ensure that those who cannot afford the same quality of education as the wealthy will never rise above their poverty. July 6 (UPI) -- A group of 18 states is suing… more »
Jul/06
2017
Because stupid people do stupid things with their stupid guns. INDIANAPOLIS (AP) -- Authorities say an argument between two Indianapolis-area neighbors, including one riding a lawnmower, escalated into across-the-fence gunfire. A video provided by the… more »
Jul/05
2017
And if you believe it is, as you post things you WOULD be ashamed to say in real life, then you get what you deserve when you're outed. The Reddit user who created the CNN wrestling gif adapted and shared by President Donald Trump has apologised for… more »
Jul/04
2017
When Chris is nailed by the media for closing a public beach and using it JUST for himself and his family, his response is "well if YOU want your own public beach then YOU should be governor." This is just a watered down version of Dickhead's "Well, I'm… more »
Jul/03
2017
Because if you just kill the poor then someone has to clean up the mess. Freezing them to death instead is much, much neater. President Donald Trump has proposed eliminating heating aid for low-income Americans, claiming it's no longer necessary and… more »
Jul/02
2017
Dickhead Donald doesn't have much of an attention span or intellectual capacity. So it stands to reason that the National Enquirer is his reading material of choice. The sad truth is their relationship goes far beyond that. Mr Trump is a good friend to… more »
Jul/02
2017
So much for separation of church and state... WASHINGTON (AP) -- Churches should have the right to endorse political candidates and still keep their tax-free status, say House Republicans targeting a law that prohibits such outright politicking from the… more »
Jul/01
2017
Most of us have jobs, things we're paid to do. When I see someone constantly on Facebook during working hours I generally think they're wasting time. It's not that I don't waste time too, I read the news headlines three four times a day. But usually… more »