Archives for: "May 2017"

May/26
2017

Which Is It?

I notice that there seem to be two distinct tribes, or camps, as it were: those who pronounce tiny-dick-bear's name as "Pee-ew-tin" and others who pronounce it as "Pooooo-tin". So which is it? Shit-tin or rancid-body-odor-tin? I guess Shorty… more »
May/25
2017
Who is David R. Hobbs? Well aside from being a cynical woman hater, he's a fucking dickhead who is punishing a pregnant teen mom with his righteous fury. Because being pregnant out of wedlock makes you a whore. A pregnant US teenager branded "immoral"… more »
May/25
2017
He's rich, he sucks tRump's dick, he has $200 donated to his election by the sheriff, why the FUCK shouldn't he be able to kick the shit of out a reporter now and again? It's not like reporters are citizens, with rights... oh wait. reg Gianforte was… more »
May/24
2017

Tracy Murphree Has No Dick

It's pretty clear that Tracy needs a retread on his training bra. In fact I'd say Tracy needs to spend some remedial time in middle school because that's about when he neglected to learn a very simple lesson: DON'T FUCKING OPEN YOUR JIZZ-FILLED CAKEHOLE… more »
May/24
2017
You voted for tRump, isn't this what you wanted? Some 23 million people would lose health insurance over the next decade under the revised Republican healthcare plan, says a non-partisan agency. Fourteen million people would be uninsured in 2018 alone,… more »
May/23
2017
The title is just a fancy way of saying that these are two people with absolutely NOTHING in common. VATICAN CITY (AP) - They are stylistic opposites, one a bombastic tycoon-turned-president, the other a famously modest pope. They disagree openly on… more »
May/22
2017
Because guns solve EVERYTHING. Ha. Not. May 22 (UPI) -- A South African hunter was crushed to death by an elephant that was shot in western Zimbabwe, the nation's national wildlife authority said. Theunis Botha "unknowingly got in the middle of a… more »
May/21
2017
Make that 40,001 less Texans I'd be ok with not having. AUSTIN, Texas (AP) -- A transgender "bathroom bill" reminiscent of one in North Carolina that caused a national uproar now appears to be on a fast-track to becoming law in Texas - though it may… more »
May/20
2017
Because nothing good ever comes out of Texas. At least not these days. It's basically a cesspit of hate and stupidity. AUSTIN, Texas (AP) -- Texas moved closer Friday to restricting emergency immunizations given to children removed from troubled homes,… more »
May/18
2017
Is it delusion or mental deficiency? I guess it really doesn't matter since the result is the same. In both cases people who KNOW something is wrong but want to believe it's not are a threat to themselves and others. NEW YORK (AP) -- President Donald… more »
May/17
2017
That's just soooo true in ALL the ways! But let's start with the fact factory first! The U.S. official told AP that Trump shared details about an Islamic State terror threat related to the use of laptop computers on aircraft with Russian Foreign… more »
May/16
2017
Even Hitler had women who supported and aided his mission of murder and oppression, thus it's no surprise that there are women willing to turn a blind eye on Dickhead Donald's misogyny and hate for their own personal glory. Trumpslut 1: Kunty Kara… more »
May/15
2017
Let's look at some of the "success" the GOP is lauding themselves for. Congressional Republicans anxious to show voters they can get something done are hailing their reversal of more than a dozen Obama-era regulations on guns, the internet and the… more »
May/14
2017

No One Can Keep Up

Mainly because everyone else in that office got their jobs based on skill and experience. In a nutshell, Dickhead Donald is not only nutso but making everyone ELSE nutso trying to keep up. President Donald Trump is contradicting previous White House… more »
May/13
2017
Remember that guy who said he's put america first and bring the Chinese lion to heel? Well he's that guy in action... The US and China have reached a 10-point trade deal that opens the Chinese market to US credit rating agencies and credit card… more »
May/12
2017

More Nixon Than Nixon

But really, Nixon did it better. WASHINGTON (AP) -- Raging against a political firestorm, President Donald Trump on Friday shot a sharp warning at his ousted FBI director about possible "tapes" of their disputed private conversations, raising the… more »
May/11
2017
WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump is expected to sign an executive order on Thursday launching a commission to review alleged voter fraud and voter suppression in the U.S. election system, three White House officials said. Distractions only work… more »
May/11
2017
" Acting FBI Director Andrew McCabe disagrees with the White House suggestion that it's a low priority of the FBI to investigate Russian interference in the election and potential Trump campaign collusion." (AP) Run for it Andy! Run! more »
May/11
2017
WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump says his White House may be "combative." And he says it could be his fault. Qu'elle Surprise. more »
May/10
2017

GOP Continues War On Women

You know they keep saying they aren't trying to marginalize, impoverish, enslave and malign women as an entire gender but then shit like this keeps happening. CONCORD, N.H. (AP) -- A New Hampshire legislator under fire for creating a misogynistic online… more »
May/09
2017
Introducing, once again, Texas, one of the shittiest, stupidest, most ignorant hate-state in the union. AUSTIN, Texas (AP) -- State-funded adoption agencies backing Texas legislation that would sanction the rejection of prospective parents on religious… more »
May/09
2017

What Loyalty?

After handing tRump the election Comey gets his just desserts. With both barrels. The White House shocked Washington by announcing that James Comey "has been terminated and removed from office". (BBC) Wonder how that's going to inspire the rest of the… more »
May/09
2017
Ok, Stupid Slut DeVos needs to go. SALT LAKE CITY (AP) -- Education Secretary Betsy DeVos reiterated her push for school choice during an annual education technology conference in Utah Tuesday, comparing the issue to being able to switch between phone… more »
May/08
2017
Apparently in Tennessee "equality" is only natural when it pertains to heterosexual couples. Even if the law states differently. NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) -- Four married lesbian couples expecting children through artificial insemination are suing over a… more »
May/07
2017
You know that moment when you realize that you can't argue with the other person because their fundamental premise is bogus? Well that's this moment right here... Rep. Raul Labrador of Idaho drew sharp criticism and booing at a town hall Friday for his… more »
May/06
2017
WASHINGTON (AP) -- FBI Director says he thought concealing discovery of new Clinton emails before election would have been 'catastrophic' The rest of the sentence reads as follows: "... for securing his place in history." Comey saw a chance to become a… more »
May/05
2017

President Money Bags

That's HIS money, not yours thank you. Who the fuck cares if YOU were the one that earned it? president Donald Trump has stated repeatedly that he wants to cut the federal budget. But that might not apply to his travel budget, which continues to grow as… more »
May/04
2017
You know there actually IS an upside to the whole GOP killing off their constituents by denying them health care. Dead people can't FUCKING VOTE. To anyone who is going to be "surprised" by how hard, how costly, how uninsurable their life becomes that… more »
May/03
2017
The ACA, otherwise known as the AFFORDABLE Care Act is the actual title for Obamacare. Trumpcare on the other hand is the American Health Care Act. Hmmm, they both cover care but something is suspiciously missing from the AHCA isn't it. Like, say… more »
May/02
2017
Asked how the president would define a "good shutdown," Mulvaney suggested "it would be one that fixes this town." (AP) Since it's not the explosion that kills you, it's the radiation afterwards... more »
May/01
2017
45 says he's the NRA's friend. I don't think the NRA needs any more friends. MONTGOMERY, Ala. (AP) -- Police say a 14-year-old girl was fatally shot on the front lawn of a church near her middle school in Alabama. SAN DIEGO (AP) -- A gunman distraught… more »
May/01
2017
He's pretty open with his objectives, am I right? May 1 (UPI) -- The U.S. Agriculture Department plans to roll back nutrition standards for federally subsidized school meals because some food is "ending up in the trash." The changes will reverse parts… more »
May/01
2017
Only in the US can someone totally fucking ignorant of US history not only become president but be totally cavalier about it. President Trump has caused controversy with a revisionist riff on Civil War history, telling journalist Salena Zito in an… more »