Archives for: "April 2017"

Apr/29
2017
Yeah, whipping it out and taking a slash into the punchbowl at a party can be considered "profound change" too. Only most people have the intelligence and decency not to. WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump on Saturday marked his 100th day in… more »
Apr/29
2017
Because killing non-conservatives is an actual thing now. "A guy came in, banged something, a hatchet or an ax, on the table and said 'the day of reckoning has come,'" Reynolds said. "He asked somebody what their political affiliation was, they said… more »
Apr/29
2017
He's at it again. "The eight-year assault on your Second Amendment freedoms has come to a crashing end." - Dickhead Donald What eight year assault? I dare you to show me ANYthing that the federal government did to impinge on the second amendment rights… more »
Apr/28
2017
Really there's no one stupider than this fucktard. ATLANTA (AP) -- President Donald Trump revived one of his favorite - and most provocative - taunts against Elizabeth Warren on Friday, derisively calling the Massachusetts senator "Pocahontas." Wow,… more »
Apr/28
2017

Evil Incarnate: Charmaine Yoest

Charmaine Yoest is a fucking whorebag, cunt rag, fuckbucket, shitstain, fetus-fucking shitslut. I wish her the worst. NEW YORK (AP) -- The White House says President Donald Trump is appointing the former president of a leading anti-abortion organization… more »
Apr/28
2017
Well, bwawwwwwhhhh, Dickhead Donald is having a sad. Again. He thought being Supreme Ruler of the United States meant raping the US to make all the monies he never made because he's not rich enough already. "This is more work than in my previous life,"… more »
Apr/28
2017
Go on tRump Voter tell me why you think this is awesome... WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump "has no intention" of releasing his tax returns to the public, says Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin, asserting Americans have "plenty of information"… more »
Apr/27
2017
So when you TAKE something away from the public and GIVE it to an individual to make money off of, somehow that's fixing things. In December, shortly before leaving office, President Barack Obama infuriated Utah Republicans by creating the Bears Ears… more »
Apr/26
2017
So here's the thing: if it sounds stupid and it makes no sense then it probably IS stupid and makes no sense. Frankly trying to find the "reason" beneath it all is a damned waste of time. Trump's trademark talk is full of rambling, aside-filled bursts… more »
Apr/25
2017
U.S.-born workers have little interest at laboring in the dirt and the cold at the crack of dawn. As 18 Guatemalans in hoodies and rubber boots toiled in such conditions recently in Oregon's Willamette Valley, their boss expressed admiration for their… more »
Apr/24
2017
Especially when that practice might benefit the poor and disenfranchised! The very NERVE that people WITHOUT money can actually find a lawyer to represent their interests! WTF right? The law is for the RICH. Exclusively! RALEIGH, N.C. (AP) -- A center… more »
Apr/23
2017
It was printed on a sign at a rally. The rally was in defense of having a conservative hate-speecher present. It said "Hate speech is free speech." It took a while, but eventually I've come around to that position myself. You're chuckling right now I'm… more »
Apr/23
2017

We're A Happy Family

We're a happy family, we're a happy family, we're a happy family... me, mom GUNS and daddy... (the Ramones) Because what better way to celebrate the close, familial bond than to shoot the fuck out of someone in your family. Right? SANFORD, Fla. (AP) --… more »
Apr/22
2017

Poor Fucks

For every tRump voter making under several million a year I have this to offer... Happy yet? April 21 (UPI) -- President Donald Trump took aim at more Obama-era federal regulations on Friday, signing three orders to re-examine government restrictions… more »
Apr/21
2017
And what's more, women aren't PAID to be fucking scumbags either. MEMPHIS, Tenn. (AP) -- A defense lawyer is being criticized for telling a Tennessee jury that women are "especially good" at lying "because they're the weaker sex."[..] Farese told the… more »
Apr/20
2017
Go on, pat yourselves on the back, you helped deport yet another EVIL immigrant. Maybe even TWO! Maribel Trujillo, a mother of four American children from Fairfield, Ohio, who has never committed any crime in the 15 years she has lived in the US, has… more »
Apr/20
2017
Yep, another dick-brained excuse from yet another dick-brained GOP trog. Introducing *drum roll* Florida Fucktard Frank Artiles. A Florida state senator has apologised to his African-American colleagues after insulting them and using a racial slur… more »
Apr/19
2017

I'm Not Gloating

Yeah, like fuck I'm not. Presenter Bill O'Reilly has been dropped from Fox News over sexual harassment claims, the company says. "After a thorough and careful review of the allegations... Bill O'Reilly will not be returning," the network said in a… more »
Apr/18
2017
A lot of big biz and rich-rich fuckers lined up to shower Dickhead Donald on his way to making himself very rich. Now they're hoping for the "big payback." Big money from billionaires, corporations and a roster of NFL owners poured into Donald Trump's… more »
Apr/17
2017
And the LAST thing a newly crowned DICKtater wants to hear is that not everyone wants him, not everyone loves him and that everyone KNOWS he cheated. ANKARA, Turkey (AP) -- Turkish President Erdogan rejects OSCE vote monitors' findings, tells group to… more »
Apr/17
2017
Persecution, mutilation, murder and terror of those who are "different" from the mainstream is as old as mankind. Of course, we're not carrying spears and clubs any more, nor do we trade with sea shells and glass beads as currency. But while we've grown… more »
Apr/16
2017
Hey Dickhead Donald!! Get this: people can spend their OWN money when they want to. Yes, there actually IS money in America that YOU don't own. CHICAGO (AP) -- President Donald Trump says "someone should look into who paid" for the rallies around the… more »
Apr/16
2017
Because he's killing in the name of "god". That pretty much makes him no different than anyone else killing in the name of god. Governor Hutchinson says he is confident that the drugs will work as expected, and that he is satisfied the prison staff can… more »
Apr/15
2017
...In the US for the right to control their own destiny. US President Donald Trump has signed a new measure aimed at rolling back federal funding for the US women's health group Planned Parenthood. The legislation removes an Obama-era rule that… more »
Apr/14
2017
Question 1: And why, exactly, didn't this ten minutes of listening come sooner? Like say, before the election? WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump is abruptly reversing himself on key issues. And for all his usual bluster, he's startlingly candid… more »
Apr/13
2017
I'm having a hard time figuring out how they'll top themselves, but sure as shit, the tRumpsterfucks do it again and again. You'd think I'd learn by now. SYCAMORE, Pa. (AP) -- Environmental Protection Agency Administrator Scott Pruitt told dozens of… more »
Apr/12
2017
Bitch Betsy has started on her mission to ensure that higher education is exclusively for the exclusively wealthy. Everyone else can fuck right the hell off. April 12 (UPI) -- Education Secretary Betsy DeVos has rolled back protections for student loan… more »
Apr/12
2017
No worries, it's ALL under control... LOUISVILLE, Ky. (AP) -- Now that President Donald Trump is in the White House his team is figuring out that Russia is "never up to any good," the top Senate Republican said Wednesday. Well goddam! How did America… more »
Apr/11
2017
Who the hell is Arturo Di Modica? Well for one thing, he's all about a lot of bull. NEW YORK (AP) -- The sculptor of Wall Street's "Charging Bull" statue is accusing New York City of violating his legal rights by allowing the "Fearless Girl" statue to… more »
Apr/11
2017
Guns, guns, lots of guns, everyone with guns, has ones to kill... Sing it with me now! A Chicago man fatally shot his 22-year-old son after an argument over who would walk the dog erupted into a gunfight between them, say police. (BBC) Guns + temper =… more »
Apr/10
2017

Fly the Fuck You Skies.

You're in Chicago, and you board a United flight to Louisville. Why anyone would want to go there is beyond me, but let's accept the premise. United has naturally fully booked (probably overbooked) the flight. The passengers all board and prepare to… more »
Apr/07
2017
Because idiots will keep believing you. At a news conference with Jordan's King Abdullah II on Wednesday, Trump said: "We had a very, very fine delegation come over from Egypt, and also from Iraq. And they said more has been done in the last six weeks… more »
Apr/07
2017
PALM BEACH, Fla. (AP) -- President Donald Trump cast the United States assault on a Syrian air base as vital to deter future use of poison gas and called on other nations to join in seeking "to end the slaughter and bloodshed in Syria." tRump attacked… more »
Apr/06
2017

1+ 1 = 5 In Utah

I'm sorry, show me the PROOF that allowing rich people to put their kids into expensive schools benefits ALL kids in a state. You can't. PHOENIX (AP) -- Republican Arizona lawmakers on Thursday dramatically expanded a school voucher program by extending… more »
Apr/06
2017
You voted for tRump, you voted for the end of friendships, the end of family differences, you voted for hate, intolerance and, most essentially and importantly, war. This is now open and angry and pits Americans against each other in a way that won't… more »
Apr/06
2017
Yes that's FLOCKING not fucking, get your mind out of the gutter... wait no. Don't bother because that's where this post is going. President Donald Trump has defended embattled Fox News host Bill O'Reilly amid reports of settlements with five women who… more »
Apr/06
2017
Dickhead Donald has already padded out his bank account by a few mil, just from using his own private club in Florida. This is how DDT is making america great again. The sign-on fee doubled from $100,000 [to $200,000] shortly after Mr Trump took office,… more »
Apr/05
2017

Greed.

President Donald Trump has promised sweeping reforms to "horrendous" US banking regulations that were introduced after the financial crisis. "We're going to do a very major haircut on Dodd-Frank," he said, referring to the Wall Street and consumer… more »
Apr/05
2017
Well they're back again! Only this time they're part of the GOP mandate... The White House offer would also let states seek an exemption to the law's requirement that insurers must offer coverage to people with serious diseases. Conservatives have… more »
Apr/04
2017
Because there's just not enough evil the US can do under this administration. Hurting women ALL over the globe is part of the agenda. he US says it is withdrawing funding for the United Nations Population Fund (UNFPA), an agency that promotes family… more »
Apr/04
2017
Alternative title: Tami Fitzgerald Is One Stupid Cunt. The North Carolina Values Coalition, a socially conservative group that pushed to preserve HB2, said it was pleased with the NCAA's move but accused the sports organization of "bullying" the state… more »
Apr/03
2017
I mean really, the very IDEA that a CONSERVATIVE news source would be offensive to women? I can hardly fathom it. Car company Mercedes-Benz says it's pulling ads from Fox News' "The O'Reilly Factor" because of host Bill O'Reilly's sexual-harassment… more »
Apr/02
2017
The one in Massachusetts, of course. CAMBRIDGE, Mass. (AP) -- The Massachusetts city of Cambridge is weighing whether to call for an impeachment investigation into President Donald Trump. Vice Mayor Marc McGovern has filed a policy order for Monday's… more »
Apr/01
2017
NOTE: This is NOT an April 1st joke. The conent in here is real. Or is it? It is. I'm just joking. Or am I? I mean, I could be? But I'm not. But if I were, that's just what I'd want you think. So yeah. Sure, go ahead. Whatever. See if I care. (spoiler… more »
Apr/01
2017

Fuck.

It's April 1 and Dickhead Donald is STILL president. This joke has gone on way longer than it should have. more »