Archives for: "February 2017"

Feb/28
2017

And Tacos For All

Now THIS is going above and beyond the call of duty... or just being sharp enough to know when to take advantage of a lousy situation. EATTLE (AP) -- A taco truck that became stranded in a massive Seattle traffic jam came to the rescue of hungry drivers… more »
Feb/28
2017
So why is it such a big fucking deal for Trump to release his taxes? And why are the "truth and transparency" loving republicans so eager to keep them hidden? WASHINGTON (AP) -- House Republicans have blocked an attempt by Democrats to force President… more »
Feb/27
2017
I like how quickly the GOP can declare "enough" when it's their boy being investigated. How long did Benghazi go on for? How long did the email server investigation go on for? But only TWO months after fuckwad dickhead enlists the Russians (remember? He… more »
Feb/26
2017
Because let me tell ya, we've only just got started on this shit... WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump unloaded on the news media Friday for using anonymous sources - just hours after members of his own staff insisted on briefing reporters only… more »
Feb/25
2017

Like a Donald Duck

The signs are all there. When it walks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it’s probably a duck. He talks like a racist. He hires racists. He advocates for the Aryan nation. He wants to build a wall to keep Mexicans out because… more »
Feb/25
2017
I love watching the "not going to affect me" excuse getting raped again and again. The officers blocked the exits on Delta Flight 1583 just after it landed at John F. Kennedy Airport in New York City, inspecting every passenger's documentation before… more »
Feb/24
2017

From History

By the skillful and sustained use of propaganda, one can make a people see even heaven as hell or an extremely wretched life as paradise. - Hitler more »
Feb/24
2017
On Thursday, the former Democratic Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords weighed in, after Texas representative Louie Gohmert cited her shooting at a 2011 outdoor political meeting as a reason for not appearing in person. Ms Giffords tweeted: "To the… more »
Feb/24
2017
NRA has a message for Trump supporters: "it's ok to shoot anyone that disagrees with you." The head of the National Rifle Association says conservatives should stand up for themselves if "the violent left brings their terror into our communities." Wayne… more »
Feb/24
2017
Women around the nation are standing up and taking the threat of a misogynistic, asshole president (and his misogynistic, asshole staff) seriously. For some men it's too much that women might DARE to throw the shit right back at them. Tiny men, with… more »
Feb/23
2017
Ms Conway also criticised the Women's March, saying: "It turns out a lot of women don't like women in power". (BBC) It's hard to believe there are adult humans as stupid as you Cunty Kelly, but I'm guessing that "brains" wasn't a criteria in landing the… more »
Feb/23
2017
Gotta love this guy, he's waaaay too busy for work. "I'm going to be working for you. I'm not going to have time to go play golf," - Dickhead Donald ranting about how Obama played golf during his tenure. And then the reality where Asshole can find the… more »
Feb/22
2017
It's a neat trick: how do you separate a man from his money and his freedom? Answer: convince him that he's better off without them. Alternatively; ensure that he perceives his enslavement as liberty. Samuel Delaney naturally said it better... Convince… more »
Feb/21
2017
They recognized each other, instinctively. President Donald Trump should be given a chance to prove himself, Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe says. (BBC) That's so fucking awesome I don't know what could top it, other than Stalin maybe, giving der tRump props… more »
Feb/20
2017
Jim's a tool. Don't purchase his services, don't give him your sympathy. This is a rich fucker who doesn't care who he hires or how they work. He doesn't care if his employees are imported, deported or reported. More than 100 workers in the US have lost… more »
Feb/19
2017
What, might you inquire, is a "fur fucker"? Well it's just someone who fucks anything with fur to death in the most horrific manner possible, sort of like a pedophile rapist, but with animals. Basically Don is one of the most horrible humans alive. On… more »
Feb/18
2017

How Confused ARE You?

Here's an idea, why not thank the fucking SCIENTISTS that enabled you, not the "god" that didn't? Because I think "god" was trying to tell you something... Feb. 17 (UPI) -- A Texas couple's pregnancy announcement after a long struggle with fertility… more »
Feb/18
2017
Dickhead Donald is all about "Winning". Every time he talks about himself and what he's doing that word is in there. Of course if you're forced to go on a second round of victory tours to convince people of how "winning" you are, clearly your record… more »
Feb/17
2017
Because judges, being both educated and qualified, are not sufficiently ignorant to be swayed by moronic arguments. Feb. 17 (UPI) -- In a case that could have broad legal implications for the country, the Washington state Supreme Court ruled 9-0 that a… more »
Feb/16
2017
You'd think that the Ruskies would know a pompous dick-tater when they met one. On the other hand... maybe they did. It was almost as if a US presidential candidate, and subsequently a new US president, had become the golden boy of Russian politics. In… more »
Feb/15
2017

The Pre-K Vocab President

Challenge time kids! Take the next few "presidential" quotes and remove the following words: Great, Winning, Terrible, Bad, Love, Massive, Huge, Pathetic, Dumb, Stupid, Dope, Weak, Incompetent, Boring, Fool, Pathetic, Haters & Losers, Racist, Clown,… more »
Feb/14
2017
Because it's a GOOD thing to put guns into the hands of the certifiably insane. WASHINGTON (AP) -- Congress on Wednesday sent President Donald Trump legislation blocking an Obama-era rule designed to keep guns out of the hands of certain mentally… more »
Feb/13
2017
There you go, campaign promise kept: families broken, dreams destroyed, it's not so easy to face when the concept of "ridding the nation of illegal immigrants" becomes actual humans in actual chains. Here look at it. "DIFFERENT RULES A federal raid… more »
Feb/12
2017

More Of This, Please

Yeah, so, the last time I posted anything, it was about Amanda Batty. But she's fuckin' awesome. For one, she's full of hate. For another, she was at the Utah townhall that sent Chaffetz packin' and was sending out reports. For yet another, despite the… more »
Feb/11
2017
And she's got her claws out. Rumours that comedian Rosie O'Donnell is due to play White House chief strategist Steve Bannon on this weekend's episode of Saturday Night Live have sent social media into overdrive. Currently experiencing its highest… more »
Feb/10
2017
Because you're supporting IMMIGRANTS! Of course now it's not the "Japs" it's the "Wetbacks" we're intolerant of. Never mind that they contribute to taxes, to our economy, to the culture and identity of our nation, no never mind that, rather think about… more »
Feb/09
2017
To the Trumps the Presidency is only a way to make a LOT of money. It has nothing to do with actually contributing to the country. WASHINGTON (AP) -- First lady Melania Trump expected to develop "multi-million dollar business relationships" tied to her… more »
Feb/08
2017
If Obama was the great "Explainer in Chief" we now have this asshole as president. But hey, he can have TWO titles. "All over Europe it's happening. It's gotten to a point where it's not even being reported. And in many cases the very, very dishonest… more »
Feb/08
2017
Yes, 50 senators and 1 VP voted for stupid twat. So what else goes with DeVos? Devalue. Denigrate. Destroy. Demean. Oh it's a list that just goes on and on. Ah, america the privileged, where being a fudie-wife of a rich lobbyist gives you the power to… more »
Feb/07
2017

And This Is Your Party

Apparently quoting from a 10 year old letter is a penalty worth gagging on. WASHINGTON (AP) -- Sen. Elizabeth Warren has earned a rare rebuke by the Senate for quoting Coretta Scott King on the Senate floor. The Massachusetts Democrat ran afoul of the… more »
Feb/07
2017
Not mine. I didn't vote for him. President Donald Trump has told a Texas sheriff they could "destroy" the career of a state lawmaker trying to reform asset forfeiture laws that critics say police abuse as a funding source. Trump's comment Tuesday drew… more »
Feb/06
2017
Because it's going to take a LOT more time and effort to find out what the public is actually entitled to know. WASHINGTON (AP) -- The Agriculture Department has removed animal welfare inspection reports, enforcement records and other information about… more »
Feb/05
2017
Wanna know what's REALLY entertaining? Is that the people who stand to suffer the most actually voted for this. WASHINGTON (AP) -- The Republican-controlled House voted on Friday to overturn an Obama administration rule that sought to reduce harmful… more »
Feb/05
2017
Apparently we're bad and we should feel bad. And also love Putin. WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump said he respects Vladimir Putin, and when an interviewer called the Russian leader "a killer," Trump said the United States has many of them.… more »
Feb/04
2017

Ugly And Stupid

But hopefully she gives good head because she sure as shit ain't too good at her job. A top aide to US President Donald Trump, Kellyanne Conway, has cited a "massacre" which never happened while defending the president's controversial immigration ban.… more »
Feb/03
2017
Thing is, when the person who NEEDS excusing doesn't feel obliged to come up with the excuse it raises the all important question: "Is this person sane?" But we know the answer to that, don't we. WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump warned in a… more »
Feb/03
2017
Arnold would have my vote. On Friday, Trump said in his tweet, "Yes, Arnold Schwarzenegger did a really bad job as Governor of California and even worse on the Apprentice ... but at least he tried hard!" Schwarzenegger responded quickly to Thursday's… more »
Feb/03
2017

Because It Bears Repeating

"There are more black people inside Beyonce right now than the entirety of Trump's cabinet" -teh Internets And you know. It's totally true. more »
Feb/01
2017
And it's a Republican gag-fest! "One of my proudest moments was when I told Obama, 'You will not fill this Supreme Court vacancy.'" -- Sen. Mitch McConnell, 2016 "Apparently there's a new standard now, which is to not confirm a Supreme Court nominee at… more »
Feb/01
2017
Sally told Trump to go fuck himself. That makes me both happy and proud. Look, A WOMAN telling Dickhead Donald where to put it. She's my hero. Donald Trump has fired the acting US attorney general after she questioned the legality of his immigration… more »