Archives for: "January 2017"

Jan/31
2017

Just Say It Wasn't You

Thing is, he's *not* Shaggy. Well, maybe in a high wind. Trump denied that his order, which suspends all immigration for citizens of seven majority-Muslim countries for 90 days, was to blame for weekend chaos at the nation's airports, instead pointing… more »
Jan/30
2017
It's not like we don't have HISTORICAL evidence to prove that walls are for imbeciles, but hey, let's do diligence here and lay out the points eh? So here are ten solid reasons why a wall between Mexico and the US won't work. 1. We have two coasts. It's… more »
Jan/29
2017

Kiss Your Salsa Goodbye

So let's talk about the wall. More specifically how Mexico will pay for this wall. You do realize that it's fucking stupid right? So the "plan" is for the American taxpayers to ante up $15 BILLION up front to pay for the wall. THEN we're going to start… more »
Jan/26
2017
Trump: Killing Women All Over The Globe by u235 Email / Categories: We're all goin' down, The ol' double standard, Assholes On Parade The GOP war on women has hit a milestone: it's not affecting women all over the world. UNITED NATIONS (AP) -- Pres… more »
Jan/25
2017
The GOP are trying to imitate Der Donald's success on social media, the whole "fuck political correctness." Too bad they can't do it right. Another post by newly elected Indiana state Sen. Jack Sandlin, also a Republican, credited Donald Trump with… more »
Jan/24
2017

Alternative Facts

Well ol' Donald Delusional is still being himself. Did you know that he WOULD have won the popular vote if MILLIONS of UNDOCUMENTED immigrants hadn't voted against him? Did you also know that HIS inauguration crowd was BIGGER than Obama's first?… more »
Jan/22
2017

53% Of White Women

"There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women." - Madeleine K. Albright But that doesn't mean you can't be sorry. DONATE to Planned Parenthood: https://www.plannedparenthood.org more »
Jan/21
2017

Women's March 2017

"Welcome to your first day, we're not going to go away." No, no we're not. More people PROTESTED Trump than came for the inauguration. There were words of hope, words of love, words of courage, words of strength. Fighting words. Healing words. Words of… more »
Jan/20
2017

Fuck Trump

And fuck us. more »
Jan/19
2017

Who The Fuck Are They?

Answer: Who cares? Country stars Toby Keith and Lee Greenwood, rock groups 3 Doors Down and The Piano Guys, DJ RaviDrum and The Frontmen of Country with Tim Rushlow, Larry Stewart and Richie McDonald are the confirmed performers for the Make America… more »
Jan/16
2017
You know that moment where you "win" the argument because the other person walks away in disgust? It doesn't take long for the warm glow of dominance to fade away leaving you with the uneasy feeling of pondering what comes next. It's kinda like peeing… more »
Jan/14
2017
Then just buy people who will sell you their support. Donald Trump used to regularly give press conferences. [..] The last one came more than five months ago. [..] Now, nine days before his presidential inauguration, the Trump press conference is back -… more »
Jan/13
2017

Guns! Hur, Hur, Hur.

Yep, totally her fault. She should have known better. A Florida woman has died after being shot by a homeowner while searching the neighbourhood for her lost dog. The victim, Rebecca Rawson, 65, was fatally injured after approaching the armed… more »
Jan/12
2017

The Clown-Show Continues

Can you believe it's going to be FOUR fucking years of this (no bread) and circuses bullshit? I do. It's going to keep me fucking busy as hell. Trump said for the first time Wednesday he accepts that Russia was behind the election-year hacking of… more »
Jan/11
2017
Yep, this is the kind of person who supported Trump: "Man celebrating vote to repeal Obamacare learns he is on Obamacare" Yes babies, ACA and "Obamacare" are the same thing. So you know, if there's one guy stupid enough out there there's probably… more »
Jan/10
2017
Amazing how SOME people actually wanted this jackass as president and worse, now that he's continuing to act like a fucking tool they ADORE it. SOME people are beyond retarded. US President-elect Donald Trump has hit back at Meryl Streep's criticism of… more »
Jan/09
2017
Awww, does someone-ski need a hug-ski? Russia says US allegations that it ran a hacking campaign to influence the American presidential elections are "reminiscent of a witch-hunt". Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov told reporters Moscow was tired of… more »
Jan/07
2017

"Because I'm Old"

I was patiently waiting my turn to speak to someone outside their office at a dealership. I had been there first thing in the morning, first in line, and someone had already jumped in front of me to get into the lady's office. Ok, that shit happens, so… more »
Jan/06
2017
It tastes pretty damn yummy to the next Prez... President-elect Donald J. Trump appears to side with the WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange over United States intelligence agencies, with Vice President-elect Mike Pence backing him up. So, my little… more »
Jan/05
2017
You'd think the dead horse would stay dead, but no, idiot parents STILL haven't gotten the message. Omg, omg omg NUT ALLERGIES! MAH PRECIOUS BABEEEEE! Fucking retards. WASHINGTON (AP) -- New parents, get ready to feed your babies peanut-containing foods… more »
Jan/02
2017
Seriously asshole, what is wrong with you? Didn't you learn from last time or are you just another Retarded Kid (see last post). FORT WORTH, Texas, Jan. 1 (UPI) -- An Obamacare statute designed to protect transgender people from healthcare… more »
Jan/01
2017

Incapable Not Unwilling

Let's say you had a kid and he kept running into the door instead of opening it. Let's also say that you spent time explaining why the door had a handle and that handle needed to be turned to unlatch the door and then you pulled (or pushed) with your… more »