Archives for: "September 2016"

Sep/29
2016
It's called "a distraction". MOSCOW (AP) -- Amid the widening U.S.-Russian spat over Syria, the Russian Foreign Ministry on Thursday issued a strongly-worded statement accusing the Pentagon of nurturing an aggressive nuclear strategy threatening Russia.… more »
Sep/28
2016
Alive today? Easy: Angela Merkel From all history? Also easy: Maria Theresa It's not hard. If you have a brain. more »
Sep/27
2016

Mama-Trump Failed

The first lesson every mother teaches their kid is "don't interrupt". Clearly Mama Trump failed to bring up Baby Donald very well because it's a lesson he clearly didn't learn. But Trump also did himself few favors. He interrupted Clinton repeatedly… more »
Sep/26
2016

My Hanoian Life

Is it possible more of a computer than a human? This is an existential question I pose to myself regularly, trigger by myriad thoughts and observations. The thought popped into my head this week at a weekly meeting where people in my team present wor… more »
Sep/25
2016
No, it's not an epidemic of teenage boys attacking their moms after being nagged to do homework or come home on time, it's an entire CULTURE of juvenile boys attacking women, it's also called Saudi Arabia. A petition signed by more than 14,000 Saudi… more »
Sep/24
2016
What I really want is a total media blackout on certain topics. Super Saturation Topic 1: North Korea There's nothing to report here. The regime is evil. Kim Jong Fuck is a gluttonous, murderous pig. They use nukes and missiles whenever they want… more »
Sep/23
2016
Mainly because I'm just relaxed and don't care. Take that how you will. 1. Voting. Not doing that right now. 2. Larping. Probably never actually. 3. Going to a Trump rally. See #2 above. 4. Watching anything by Disney, because "nauseating". 5. TV. I… more »
Sep/22
2016
So much for caring. (Literally.) WASHINGTON (AP) -- An effort to raise the smoking age to 21 in the nation's capital may be derailed because it's too expensive. The District of Columbia's fiscal watchdog said in a memo Wednesday that banning… more »
Sep/21
2016
Because "it's funny". Immigration officials raided an Indian restaurant during a UK Independence Party conference dinner, sending the chef "running into the night".[..] No action was taken against the curry house, which had completed pre-employment… more »
Sep/20
2016
Not because they're better, just because HP is fucking greedy-buckets. And also stupid. HP said that during its last firmware update, settings had been changed so HP printers would communicate with only HP-chipped cartridges. It also said some devices… more »
Sep/19
2016
I want ten bucks when someone actually types in the words "creepy blue welcome screen" and winds up here. Also I want a pony. I'm not sure who in Redmond thought it would be "reassuring" to replace the ol' spinny-thing with a creepy-ass, fade in-and-out… more »
Sep/18
2016
I know what it means to be a salesman pushing a garbage product. Sure, the product could be ok. Except it's not. I know how it feels to be a salesman successfully selling a garbage product. People buy what I'm selling and thank me for it. They should… more »
Sep/17
2016
Ok so this post is all about Windows 10 updates. Let us begin with part 1. Part 1 - Where you Think You Want Win 10 But Have Shitty Vista, 7, 8 or Fuckhaveyou So either you're legitimately suspicious or have the misfortune of buying a new system that… more »
Sep/16
2016

Two Slut Tango

Hills and Trumpy both have one major thing in common: they are both married to sluts. In its retraction, the Daily Mail said it never intended to ?suggest that Mrs. Trump ever worked as an ?escort? or in the ?sex business.?? Instead, it said, ?The point… more »
Sep/15
2016

Pardon Me

Yeah, good luck with that. NEW YORK (AP) -- National Security Agency leaker Edward Snowden says it would "chill speech" and "erode the quality of our democracy" if he serves a long prison term in the U.S. Snowden spoke by video at a New York news… more »
Sep/14
2016

Meh

Physical objects have temporal permanence in that the object continues to exist over time. Time changes but the object remains, it doesn't pop out of existence. Physical objects do not have spatial permanence in that if you move an object it does not r… more »
Sep/14
2016
And that's putting it nicely. RALEIGH, N.C. (AP) -- The NCAA's decision to pull seven championships out of North Carolina ratchets up the pressure on this college sports-crazy state to repeal its law on bathroom use by transgender people.[..] Lt. Gov.… more »
Sep/13
2016
A fitting simileĀ is always a good way to try and explain somthing when your words are all the fail. Weather is a short term phenonemon such as local temperature, humidy, preciptiation, cloudiness, visibililty, wind and the like. Localized, fleeting,… more »
Sep/13
2016

Warning Signs

How to know when a discussion is going south; when it starts with "It's like the difference between Weather and Climate." My advice? Run. And don't look back. more »
Sep/12
2016

Forget

It?s good for people to grieve. When someone you loves dies, you need to mourn them. Grieve for a while. Then move on with your life. When something reminds you of the lost ones, you stop, think of them fondly, and remember what they meant to you. It?s… more »
Sep/12
2016

Lil Miquela

#WhoTheFuckCares more »
Sep/11
2016
No really, why? For Anna Taylor, the founder and CEO of Dene Adams LLC [..] the road to creating a line of concealed carry clothing began at around the time she became a single mom and the safety of the family rested on her shoulders. When she got her… more »
Sep/10
2016
Stupidity does. The next question is: how do you unlink the two? TAMPA, Fla. (AP) -- Police say a Florida man asking if a bulletproof vest "still worked" was fatally shot by his cousin. A Tampa Police report says 23-year-old Joaquin Mendez put on the… more »
Sep/09
2016

Comcast Drops

I have several friends who have the loathsome pleasure of being slaved to Comcast. For whatever reason they have no other choice of provider, which is a pity because we all know how monopolies operate: like shitbags. The similar thread I hear in their… more »
Sep/08
2016
How do police in India get a free meal? By claiming they're "checking" for violations. Police in the north-western Indian state of Hariyana will check dishes of mutton biryani to ensure they do not contain beef, a senior official has told the BBC. (BBC)… more »
Sep/07
2016
Now that Phyllis Schlafly's dead, were they actually able to take that huge stick out of her ass or did they have to bury her with it. On second thought, it probably was the only thing keeping the embalmed old bag on her feet. Later twat. more »
Sep/06
2016
The FUCK. Guy's not even dead yet and he's being glorified in a movie? The chinless fucktard is and was only in it for himself. He couldn't give a rats ass about privacy, his (former) country or the citizens in it. Let's not even go into all the governm… more »
Sep/05
2016

Dogshit Rodrigo Duterte

Hey fuckface, yeah you, dicktard, let me show you how it's done. Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte has called Barack Obama a "son of a whore", warning the US leader not to raise human rights concerns with him. Mr Duterte was asked by a reporter… more »
Sep/04
2016
That ain't no saint. "Standing firm against planned parenthood, modernisation of equipment, and a myriad of other solution-based initiatives, Mother Teresa was not a friend of the poor but rather a promoter of poverty" (Hemley Gonzalez) The church… more »
Sep/03
2016
As most non-allergy parents suspected, the freakout-food-fascists are the ones behind their kids problems to begin with. Maybe if they let little Tommy and little Suzy get dirty and sick through exposure to the world they wouldn't have so many problems… more »
Sep/02
2016
Really, if it were up to her she would never have THOUGHT of making a profit off your misery. Because she's a nice person, really and truly. "Capitalising on a horrible situation, that's what tugged at my heart," says Kim O'Connor, about the moral… more »
Sep/01
2016
Gotta love how legislators "know" what's best for women. And not their doctors. COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) -- Ohio's restrictions on the so-called abortion pill led to a higher rate of side effects, more doctor visits and additional medical treatment for… more »