Archives for: "May 2016"

May/30
2016
It's a thing, when you're too smart to understand and the vast majority of other humans in this universe are basically Zika babies by comparison. I feel for Ol' Stephen. LONDON (AP) -- Stephen Hawking understands the workings of the universe - but says… more »
May/29
2016
It's a GODDAMN ZOO ffs, can't you even manage to keep your stupid brats out of the enclosure like EVERYONE ELSE? But nooooo.... it's "here let me help you get a better view... Oops... BLAM!" CINCINNATI (AP) -- The Cincinnati Zoo has temporarily closed… more »
May/28
2016
Actually he's worse than that. FORT LEE, N.J. (AP) -- Authorities say a tow truck driver has been charged with animal cruelty for dousing a kitten in motor oil and abandoning it inside a box that was tied shut in New Jersey. Bergen County prosecutors… more »
May/27
2016

Ken Paxton: Shitbag

Ken Paxton says "I don't like BOYS being able to enter a girl's bathroom." What Ken fails to realize is that a transgendered girl IS a girl. Not a boy. Goddamn you're stupid Ken. See having a penis doesn't make you a man. Believing and acting like a man… more »
May/26
2016
Tim is losing more ground each day. Now he's doing the last thing he can: threaten the community that dared to legally pass it's own laws. RALEIGH, N.C. (AP) -- Chances appear to be dwindling that North Carolina lawmakers will alter a contentious, new… more »
May/25
2016
Oh the honesty, oh the confession, oh the "it's god's work in the end". Yeah, it sure IS god's work HONEY, and god has told the voting public that Stephie Chatfield is A SUPER SLUTTY SLUT WHORE SLUT for NOT WAITING TILL MARRIAGE and NOT BEING A VIRGIN… more »
May/24
2016
Generally I find the BBC news to have tight, insightful and unbiased commentary on all things political. But then there's Anthony Zurcher. From what I can tell most of what he writes is conservative slanted drivel that would be better suited for Faux… more »
May/24
2016
Josh Duggar wants to get back on TV. I know, that sounds far fetched. The child molesting fucktard thinks that enough time has passed that he can waltz onto a talk show, preach his special brand of bullshit, blame the devil, beg forgiveness for his… more »
May/20
2016

Ow. My Eye.

Literally. more »
May/19
2016
Lawmakers in the US state of Oklahoma have passed a bill that would make the act of performing an abortion a crime. (BBC) ABORTION IS A RIGHT. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU TO HELL. more »
May/19
2016
Guess what the GOP thinks? YES! THE SAME THING! WASHINGTON (AP) -- Buckling under conservative pressure, House Republicans pulled a legislative sleight of hand Tuesday and stripped a provision from the annual defense policy bill that would have required… more »
May/19
2016
Seriously, she IS better off. A woman in the United Arab Emirates has been fined and deported after being found guilty of breaching her husband's privacy, reports say. Local media said the woman checked her husband's mobile phone after becoming… more »
May/18
2016
And that would be? A TOTAL FUCKING INTOLERANCE OF LGBT. JACKSON, Miss. (AP) -- Under fire from the governor and many Republican legislators, the Mississippi Department of Education now says it won't follow new federal guidance on use of bathrooms and… more »
May/17
2016
I recommended using Dreamweaver to a friend who needed to throw together some nested tables in HTML. Yeah, it's like using a sledge hammer to open pistachios but it DOES get the job done with ease. Until it crashes and locks on you and you can't st… more »
May/16
2016
Wow, it's hard to imagine how an asshole like this can even live with himself. It's a strong reminder that shitbags like this have always existed to demonstrate how revolting humans can be. Iran has arrested eight people working for online modelling… more »
May/14
2016

Panhandler Pride

Or a total lack thereof. So, seen on the roadside the other day, grubby panhandler, complete with vermin infested beard. It's early afternoon, he's on the median looking down at his toes, torn cardboard clutched in dirt smeared fingers. The sign was… more »
May/13
2016

Safe-toe First!

That was a joke. It's supposed to be a play on the words "Safety First". I suppose I could have gone with Safety - Foots! But that's not better. Anayway... more »
May/12
2016

Because Math Is Scary

I hate stupid people. They just fuck everything up. An Italian economist says his flight was delayed after a fellow passenger saw him working on a differential equation and alerted the cabin crew. Guido Menzio was taken off and questioned by agents who… more »
May/11
2016

Zika Babies Don't Vote GOP

Because more »
May/10
2016
And lo... it was given. So after going to PAX East I received a survey which came from an anonymous source but was clearly sent by Intel (I feel for the poor person who had to type in all those email addresses.) Anyway they wanted to know what I liked… more »
May/08
2016
See if you can find the hidden bullshit in the block quote below... HARRISBURG, Pa. (AP) -- A Pennsylvania high school student said she was barred from attending her prom because she wore a suit rather than a dress. Aniya Wolf said she's a lesbian who… more »
May/07
2016
It's sad to watch Israel eating its own. Especially when all they're doing it pointing out the obvious. Maj-Gen Yair Golan said on the eve of Thursday's annual Holocaust Day that he detected trends in Israeli society suggestive of "nauseating processes"… more »
May/06
2016
Did anyone call the Better Business Bureau yet on this fucktard? ASHEVILLE, N.C., May 6 (UPI) -- A tow truck driver refused to help a disabled woman whose car was stranded on a North Carolina highway because she had a Bernie Sanders bumper sticker.… more »
May/05
2016
Actually, the GOP does love us, more specifically they'd love us to die. WASHINGTON (AP) -- The federal government announced sweeping new rules Thursday for electronic cigarettes that will for the first time require the devices and their ingredients to… more »
May/04
2016
So if a woman is forced to WAIT by her government before she has an abortion, what if MEN also had to wait before getting it up and resulting in more pregnancies? Huh? Huh? COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) -- A South Carolina representative's last-ditch effort to… more »
May/03
2016
And then this happens. ARLINGTON, Texas (AP) -- A young soldier shot and wounded his wife outside a Dallas-area store and then gunned down a father of three who grabbed his own gun and tried to make a citizen's arrest, authorities say. So here's the… more »
May/02
2016
Hint: It's fucking stupid. And wrong. Over recent years, civil partnership dissolutions of lesbian couples have held steady at roughly twice the level of gay men's civil partnership dissolutions. This concerns lesbian comedian and writer Rosie Wilby,… more »
May/01
2016
Who and I mean WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA? The US Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) has been criticised online for live-tweeting the killing of Osama Bin Laden as it happened five years ago. It has shared details of the mission and intelligence… more »