Archives for: "April 2016"

Apr/28
2016
Because they need, THEY NEED, to know just what you're packin' in your pants. (CNN)Transgender people in Oxford, Alabama, could now face six months in jail for using restrooms labeled for the gender with which they identify. The Oxford City Council… more »
Apr/27
2016
And yet, it has to be documented as data supporting the reality of what we live with. A two-year-old boy has accidentally shot and killed his mother in the US city of Milwaukee after finding a gun in the back of their car. The woman, Patrice Price, had… more »
Apr/26
2016
Because Lawdie-lawd! It's a zombeh! NASHVILLE, April 26 (UPI) -- A Tennessee man said he finds it "utterly ridiculous" that his homeowner's association is ordering him to remove his front-yard zombie statue after five years. Jim Grinstead said he and… more »
Apr/25
2016
Ah yes, blame the animal. WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (AP) -- A Florida zoo official says an employee who was killed by a tiger earlier this month didn't follow zoo policy. Palm Beach Zoo CEO Andrew Aiken said in a statement posted Friday on Facebook that zoo… more »
Apr/24
2016
Translation: Men in Saudi Arabia are fucking assholes. A woman dared to speak out. How dare she. Quick, smear her. It began when Haya al-Mani - one of the country's few female politicians - made an official proposal that women be given the right to… more »
Apr/23
2016
It might be random, but sometimes it's actually right. NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) -- Tennessee has a state reptile, a state rock and a state song in the moonshine-themed "Rocky Top." For now, though, the Bible will not be its official state book. Gov. Bill… more »
Apr/22
2016
Even statistically this was going to happen. Thing is, we could reduce these statistics but hell no, that's just not fucking cool. INDIANAPOLIS (AP) -- Indianapolis police say a 2-year-old boy shot and killed himself after taking a gun from his mothe… more »
Apr/21
2016
Lo, dost thou ears detect that singular warble of the ruby-throated howler monkey? Indeed thou probably dost. WASHINGTON (AP) -- Harriet Tubman, an African-American abolitionist who was born a slave, will stand with George Washington, Abraham Lincoln… more »
Apr/20
2016
Kristi Merritt is stupid. Lucky for most it's pretty apparent from her posts just how stupid she is. So here's the thing: putting on a dress or not putting on a dress has NOTHING to do with being a woman. Equating wearing a dress to being a woman shows… more »
Apr/19
2016
Know what? I'm gonna go watch me some porn right after writing this post. Why? Because I still CAN. The US state of Utah has become the first to declare pornography a public health risk in a move its governor says is to "protect our families and our… more »
Apr/18
2016
Let me clarify, this is specifically directed at David Fowler of "Family Action Council of Tennessee" (aka Satanists). We join the thousands of parents across the state who are profoundly disappointed that at this point in the process Rep. Lynn has… more »
Apr/15
2016
While it's not nice to make fun of the retarded kids, SHE who-will-not-be-named, does just a fine job of making fun of herself. Case in point. WASHINGTON, April 15 (UPI) -- Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin slammed Bill Nye's view on climate change, saying… more »
Apr/14
2016

Jerbbity Jerb Part Something

Man, I'm just tired and annoyed. There's this guy I knew from a few gigs ago. He was just as disgruntled as I was when I left to do the start up thing. He stuck it out a little while longer before he split himself. He lasted a short span of time at his… more »
Apr/13
2016
I recently heard the French referred to as "surrender monkeys" and while that's not entirely relevant it is funny. A Paris tribunal has ruled that calling a male hairdresser a "faggot" is not homophobic - "because hair salons regularly employ gay… more »
Apr/12
2016
And that means YOU North Carolina! CHARLOTTE, N.C., April 12 (UPI) -- An extremely popular pornography website has banned all North Carolina customers in protest of the state's controversial transgender restroom bill known as House Bill 2. The site,… more »
Apr/11
2016
Because you KNOW he ain't talking about women in any other country, because they'd sure as shit kick his dress-wearing ass. Speaking on the religious satellite channel al-Majd, Mufti Sheikh Abulaziz Al Sheikh said men with "weak spirits" who are… more »
Apr/10
2016
Because you know... money is the bottom line here. Not comfort. WASHINGTON, April 8 (UPI) -- The U.S. Senate blocked an amendment Thursday that would have allowed the Federal Aviation Administration to regulate the size and distance between airline… more »
Apr/09
2016

Ghost Flush

I like to know who is in the bathroom with me. I don't mean know as in "know them personally" but rather if I'm alone or not. It's just a thing I guess, which I don't ascribe to paranoia so much as just general situational awareness. So it bothers m… more »
Apr/08
2016
Fuck more »
Apr/07
2016
What the fuck right? It's damned hilarious. Officials at a US university were left red-faced after their decision to rename a law school after late Supreme Court judge Antonin Scalia prompted hilarity over its unfortunate acronym. George Mason… more »
Apr/06
2016
I like how anti-vaxxers are all self righteous... until someone THEY are close to gets severely ill. Then it's "huh, well, maybe there IS something to vaccination." An Australian mother has said she regrets refusing the whooping cough vaccination during… more »
Apr/05
2016
I was going to call this post "Duck Discrimination" but decided it would be too much work to explain it in just one sentence. JACKSON, Miss. (AP) -- Mississippi's governor signed a law Tuesday allowing religious groups and private businesses to deny… more »
Apr/04
2016

Bullets And Balls

These things do go together. At least in this case. ROCKLEDGE, Fla. (AP) -- Police in Florida say a woman angered over her husband having an affair shot him in the knee, with the bullet lodging further up his body. Florida Today reports that 60-year-old… more »
Apr/03
2016
This is going to be the scandal of a century and I predict it will dominate the world news for a long time to come. This will make Wikileaks look like the Sunday funnies. A huge leak of confidential documents has revealed how the rich and powerful u… more »
Apr/02
2016

By The Same Token

We should anesthetize all meat we eat. Because clearly cows, pigs and chickens can feel pain. SALT LAKE CITY, March 29 (UPI) -- Utah now has a law on the books requiring doctors to give anesthesia to abortion patients 20 or more weeks into pregnancy in… more »
Apr/01
2016
Awww go on, practice what you preach fellas! Washington (CNN)The Secret Service says guns won't be allowed into the Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland this summer for the Republican National Convention, despite a petition pushing for it. The agency said… more »