Archives for: "March 2016"

Mar/31
2016
And suddenly Apple WISHES it had unlocked the phone for the US Government... WASHINGTON (AP) -- The extraordinary legal fight pitting the Obama administration against technology giant Apple Inc. ended unexpectedly after the FBI said it used a mysterious… more »
Mar/30
2016
So here it is, as simple as I can put it: THERE'S NO FUCKING REASON NOT TO VACCINATE YOUR CHILD, NONE, ZIP, NIL. IF YOU DO NOT VACCINATE YOUR CHILD YOU ARE EVIL. Got that? New York's Tribeca Film Festival will not show Vaxxed, a controversial film… more »
Mar/29
2016
Seems like someone is still an active member in the "Crazy Dictators Club". "It is time for us to look forward to the future together -- a future of hope," Obama said in a speech that was carried on Cuban state-TV. "And it won't be easy, and there will… more »
Mar/29
2016
Oh those silly folks in the GOP thought they were being so defiant by refusing to consider anyone for the supreme court. Silly gits, the longer you wait to get started the longer stuff like this will happen... WASHINGTON (AP) -- A tie vote from the… more »
Mar/28
2016
A is for Aaron. A is also for Asshole. Aaron IS an asshole. Planned Parenthood is a national target because of its role as the largest U.S. abortion provider. Federal law and the laws of most states already prevent public money from paying for abortions… more »
Mar/27
2016
Because taking on adults is more than the Taliban can handle. ISLAMABAD (AP) -- A breakaway Pakistani faction of the militant Taliban group has claimed responsibility for an Easter Sunday bombing in a park in the eastern city of Lahore that killed 65… more »
Mar/26
2016
Bombs. It seems as if that's the only way "islamic" fundies know how to express themselves, by blowing things up. It doesn't matter what, just the act of killing many people with bombs seems to give them joy and fulfillment. Something the vast majority… more »
Mar/25
2016
Patrick Morrisey doesn't care about the future of America, he only cares about how much money the coal industry can make right now. Elected in 2012, West Virginia's first GOP attorney general in eight decades has made fighting "federal overreach" hi… more »
Mar/24
2016
It's all about ignorance. RALEIGH, N.C. (AP) -- North Carolina legislators decided to rein in local governments by approving a bill Wednesday that prevents cities and counties from passing their own anti-discrimination rules. The legislation, expecte… more »
Mar/23
2016
Hey asshole, your mom wants to talk to you. World number one Novak Djokovic says male tennis players should earn more money than their female counterparts because more people watch them play. Earlier, Indian Wells tournament CEO Raymond Moore said the… more »
Mar/22
2016
Raul needs an image makeover. And a dozen lessons in etiquette. After responding to a handful of questions, Castro ended the news conference abruptly, declaring, "I think this is enough." Obama then appeared to lean in to pat Castro on the back.… more »
Mar/21
2016
Imagine, if you will, being able to say to your employer "I'm not going to do my job, but keep paying me anyway," because that's what Mitch is saying to the American public. WASHINGTON, March 20 (UPI) -- Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell is hold… more »
Mar/20
2016
Dear You-Know-Who-You-Are, Trust me, work can do without you for a day, two or even a week. What your company AND your coworkers can do without is your fucking germ-infested self coming in and getting everyone ELSE sick. Like say my spouse. Thanks to… more »
Mar/19
2016
If I ever find out who you are, even casually, I WILL beat you fucking SENSELESS with my bare fists. And enjoy every moment of it. I promise you. LOS ANGELES, March 18 (UPI) -- On Friday afternoon, a jet en route to Los Angeles International Airport… more »
Mar/18
2016
At least I know I don't, thus I'm sure there's lots more with a similar opinion out there. ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. (AP) -- A Florida jury sided with ex-pro wrestler Hulk Hogan on Friday and awarded him $115 million in his sex tape lawsuit against Gawker… more »
Mar/17
2016
Negative camber is the latest idiot-identifier since whistle-pipes. It's basically when you tip the wheels of your car so that the bottom of the wheel is pushed out farther than the top. Fucking R-tards consider it the "latest thing" in making… more »
Mar/16
2016

Poor Baby Breivik

I would deal with him the way I dealt with my kids when they misbehaved, "I'll give you something to cry about". Jailed Norwegian mass murderer Anders Behring Breivik has given a Nazi salute upon returning to court to argue that his isolation violates… more »
Mar/15
2016
Seriously, I pity any woman in his county. Bingham County Sheriff Craig Rowland told an Idaho Falls TV station on Monday that most reported rapes in his region are "actually consensual sex." (AP) That's right asshole, because women just report rap… more »
Mar/14
2016

Trump Dump

Truck? Driving to work today I saw what is, for my area, an unusual sight: a giant Trump sign on the back of a truck. But it wasn't any kind of truck, it was a dump truck. At first I took it at face value, that the owner of said truck was a Trump… more »
Mar/12
2016

Sharapova: Guilty

Yes, she's all about the money. But she's made enough so... who cares? MOSCOW (AP) -- Nike and other sponsors swiftly distanced themselves from Maria Sharapova on Tuesday after the world's highest-earning female athlete outed herself as a longtime user… more »
Mar/11
2016
Seen at the gym: a PRINTOUT of a women's restroom sign complete with braille. Ok, let's think about this: a PRINTOUT of a sign with BRAILLE. Yeah no. Next! more »
Mar/10
2016
I have to admit that the headline threw me for a loop. Study: Japanese great tits employ syntax ...In a new study, an international team of evolutionary biologists reveal the use of syntactic rules by Japanese great tits, Parus minor, a passerine bird… more »
Mar/09
2016
Of course she's now paying the price for her own mistakes. A four-year old boy accidentally shot and injured his mother in their car in northern Florida, US media report. The woman told police the incident happened while the boy was sitting in the back… more »
Mar/08
2016
At least most "all-male" political decision-makers think so. A national push to abolish sales tax on tampons is gathering steam, led by social media campaigns like #periodswithoutshame. At least seven states are now considering legislation. Illinois… more »
Mar/07
2016

Super Dad

Seriously this guy is pretty awesome. BRADENTON, Fla., March 7 (UPI) -- A fast-acting father at a Pirates spring training game in Florida reached out his arm just in time to deflect a flying baseball bat headed for his son's face. Shaun Cunningham said… more »
Mar/06
2016
Hey Helo-Parents! You, yes you! The ones bitching and screaming about how ordinary schools need extraordinary measures to protect your "precious" baby from peanuts. Guess what?! Turns out "precious" is allergic because of your fucking STUPID selves, an… more »
Mar/04
2016
Just saying it doesn't make it so, and the Supreme Court doesn't fall for bullshit slogans. WASHINGTON, La., March 5 (UPI) -- The Supreme Court temporarily blocked Louisiana's new abortion law which would have closed three of the four remaining abortion… more »
Mar/03
2016

The Business Of Politics

And who said "crime doesn't pay"? It sure the fuck does, when it's politics. WASHINGTON (AP) -- Ben Carson ran for president, and his consultants won. The political newcomer, who said Friday that he was ending his bid for the White House, raised $58… more »
Mar/02
2016
The GOP doesn't get it and I'm not sure why, I mean they fucking THRIVE on fucking up everyone's day so you think they'd recognize their king, but no, for some reason they're so used to being treated decently that when someone uses their own tactics… more »
Mar/01
2016
The FAA, in the grand tradition of witch-hunting, has gone overboard in trying to regulate drones. In a nutshell anyone who MIGHT use drones for science or the benefit of humans is no longer permitted to fly, because of the burden of restrictions,… more »