Archives for: "February 2016"

Feb/29
2016

Reunite

It's been a long time since I saw them, but not long enough. When I say that my time in high school was the worst on my life, please understand that the sentiment is not said casually or jokingly. They are the low point of my life. Every day further… more »
Feb/28
2016

Texas: Dumb And Dumber

Texas wins the prize under the "Idiots" category, hands down. Get this shit: now that it's legal for anyone to carry concealed in state universities, teachers are "warned" not to piss of their students. Yeah huh. Yeah THIS won't end badly. Because we AL… more »
Feb/27
2016
That's what Florida politicians believe; bitches in their state need TIME to consider big decisions. Like getting married, buying a house or having an abortion. Well, maybe not those first two, but definitely the third. TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (AP) -- A… more »
Feb/26
2016
Because, literally, he doesn't care. WASHINGTON, Feb. 25 (UPI) -- A bill to provide federal emergency aid to Flint, Mich., a city in the midst of a water crisis, is being held up on Capitol Hill by GOP presidential candidate Sen. Ted Cruz.[..] Cruz has… more »
Feb/25
2016
He's a great doctor but notoriously late. It had been at least 90 minutes in the waiting room, my nerves being frayed by the elderly Cambodian grandmother who simply could not find it in her heart to shut the fuck up. Her endless droning was remarkable,… more »
Feb/25
2016
Anyone know which number this one is? Anyone care? Bueller? Bueller? more »
Feb/24
2016
Feel threatened in the public W.C.? Fine, then do what your ancestors did - and piss outside on a tree. RALEIGH, N.C. (AP) -- As bathrooms become battlegrounds in the national debate over anti-discrimination laws, a city council's decision to protect… more »
Feb/23
2016
I have a hard time thinking of anything that could top this. MEERKAT EXPERT CLEARED OF ASSAULT IN ZOO LOVE TRIANGLE SPAT LONDON (AP) -- A former meerkat expert at London Zoo was cleared Tuesday of assaulting a monkey handler in a love spat over a… more »
Feb/22
2016

Guns For All

Or guns for none. OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) -- A U.S. Army reservist from Tulsa asked to leave a gun range in eastern Oklahoma after identifying himself as a Muslim sued the owners Wednesday, the latest in a series of cases across the nation alleging anti-I… more »
Feb/21
2016

Whaaa! Look At Me

Someone if feeling neglected. MANCHESTER, N.H. (AP) -- Speaking via Skype from Russia, Edward Snowden told an audience of supporters in New Hampshire on Saturday that he is willing to be extradited to the United States if the federal government would… more »
Feb/20
2016
Whew. Glad this guy was here to defend us from the government. At least six people have been killed in the US in a series of apparently random shootings in the Michigan city of Kalamazoo, police said. Four people were killed at a restaurant and t… more »
Feb/19
2016
So let me further my position in a very specific area as to why Apple should cooperate with government request to unlock the phone: because the firmware change needs to be pushed to ONE phone and ONE phone only, AND, because the government isn't asking… more »
Feb/18
2016
Ok here's my take in the fewest words possible: Apple needs to unlock the fucking phone because it wasn't owned by its USER, it was owned by his EMPLOYER. Farook used an iPhone 5 issued to him by the San Bernardino County Health Department for his job… more »
Feb/17
2016

India Supports Rapists

That's basically the message. MUMBAI, Feb. 16 (UPI) -- A woman in India chopped off her brother-in-law's penis while the man allegedly attempted to rape her. She is now being charged with attempted murder. So the message here is: if someone rapes… more »
Feb/16
2016
I'm guessing that most preschoolers are more self aware and tolerant than David Omdahl. Who is he? Just some asshole trying to push his personal fears on kids. PIERRE, S.D. (AP) -- South Dakota would be the first state in the U.S. to approve a law… more »
Feb/13
2016

Normalizing The Abnormal

Life with microcephaly is anything but normal and article like these do a disservice by reducing the fear associated with the syndrome. If she never says she loves me or never talks, it doesn't matter. She's a gift to me. It's been heartbreaking b… more »
Feb/13
2016

Scalia

Huh. Well it's not what I expected, probably not what anyone expected. But now comes 11 months of political hell as Obama tries to appoint a new justice. Like shit wasn't bad enough with never-ending political barrage of vomit, now it's going to… more »
Feb/12
2016
So here's the thing, no one is FORCING anyone to use gay emojis. Indonesia wants social networking sites to remove any emojis representing same-sex couples, it's reported. One popular messaging app, Line, has already dropped all LGBT-themed emojis,… more »
Feb/11
2016

Tony Anatrella: Idiot

And who, exactly, thought it would be a good idea to have this fool suggesting policy? ROME, Feb. 11 (UPI) -- A newly released Catholic church document tells bishops they don't have to report clerical child abuse accusations to the police. In laying out… more »
Feb/10
2016
When the "something" is for the poor. Because, really, who cares about them? ndia's telecoms regulator has blocked Facebook's Free Basics internet service app as part of a ruling in favour of net neutrality. The scheme offered free access to a limited… more »
Feb/09
2016
I love this whole notion of "change". American voters want change. They're tired of how things are. They want stuff to be different. But when you challenge someone on HOW things should be different or what needs to be changed they get all foggy and go… more »
Feb/08
2016
The recognition has been slow but growing. In Australia feminine products are stamped with a "luxury" tax which condoms and shaving cream aren't. In the US and UK razors for women (in pastels) cost more than the same razor for men. It even goes all the… more »
Feb/07
2016
Piers? More like Bilge if you ask me. LOS ANGELES, Feb. 5 (UPI) -- Susan Sarandon isn't ashamed of the cleavage-baring outfit she wore to the SAG Awards.[..]. Sarandon walked the red carpet with daughter Eva Amurri in a black bra and plunging white… more »
Feb/06
2016
Death toll: 1. The bomber himself. MOGADISHU, Somalia (AP) -- A suicide bomber is suspected to have set off the explosive that blew a hole in a jetliner, sucked the man out of the plane and forced the aircraft to make an emergency landing on Tuesday… more »
Feb/05
2016
Message to all Apple iPhone users: Apple not only owns that phone you bought but all the data on it. How's that for privacy? The latest software update for iPhone 6 handsets is allegedly rendering the devices useless if it detects repairs not carried… more »
Feb/04
2016

Promises And Lies

It's been a bad week. In a nutshell we've been dealing with a crazy guy. He's been a flaming turd-monkey. So those in charge decided that it was in our best interest that no one should ever have to face this dickhead alone. That was the policy. So when… more »
Feb/03
2016

Fuck Integration

I mean really, why bother at all? ST. PAUL, Minn. (AP) -- A Minnesota elementary school has kissed Valentine's Day goodbye. Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas, too. Bruce Vento Elementary in St. Paul is joining other public schools in opting out of… more »