Archives for: "January 2016"

Jan/31
2016
Dunno what YOU were thinking, I'm talking about vegetables here. And no, not of the political kind. ROCKY MOUNT, N.C. (AP) -- Authorities say a tractor-trailer crash overturned on Interstate 95 in North Carolina and spilled hundreds of heads of cabbage… more »
Jan/30
2016

Cat Religion

I realized the other day that my cats have religion. In their minds taking a good, long claw on the designated, cardboard scratcher somehow results in treats. Thus when they see us, they dash to the scratcher and claw away then come and stare at us… more »
Jan/29
2016
Hashtag this bitches: WHAT ABOUT ALL THE OTHER WOMEN WHO SUFFER? It's not clear what exact words David Cameron used in private conversation but many Muslim women have taken to Twitter to tell him that they are not quite the timid creatures he is repo… more »
Jan/28
2016
Assuming they have no more kids, that is. Officers say four children had been left in the car while their mother and step-father were inside the building a short distance away, paying a bill. Police say the boy's 8-year-old brother fired the gun. The… more »
Jan/27
2016

Yoink!

Oh those goofy militia guys in Oregon! Prior to Tuesday, members of the militia group were allowed to enter or leave the refuge at will, but late Tuesday authorities stopped several vehicles outside the refuge, leading to the arrest of eight people,… more »
Jan/26
2016
Italy is fucking pathetic. Italian hospitality for the visiting Iranian President Hassan Rouhani has stretched to covering up nude statues. Mr Rouhani and Italian Prime Minister Matteo Renzi spoke at Rome's Capitoline Museum after Italian firms signed… more »
Jan/25
2016

Science >> Stupidity

Or, put another way, law makers are NOT doctors so fuck you and fuck off. BISMARCK, N.D. (AP) -- The U.S. Supreme Court refused on Monday to review lower court rulings overturning North Dakota's ban on abortion at six weeks of pregnancy - before many… more »
Jan/25
2016
UPI doesn't need to buy a vowel, they just need to use a fucking spell checker. Or pay their editors more. Either. WASHINGTON, Jan. 23 (UPI) -- Federal regulators are ordering a recall of 5 million more cars after a 10th death has been linked to the… more »
Jan/24
2016

Why?

Why does this guy have a gun? CHARLOTTE, N.C., Jan. 23 (UPI) -- A North Carolina man was shot dead while attempting to help a driver whose car slid off of an icy road, police said.[..] Police said Jefferson Heavner, 26, and two others attempted to help… more »
Jan/24
2016
It had been a while, and I've played Portal 2 probably four or five times, so I was surprised when the game started and I couldn't select a gesture on the circular menu. Since your very first task is to wave at your coop partner it was pretty awkward… more »
Jan/23
2016

Wut?

No really, what? SIOUX CENTER, Iowa (AP) -- Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump says his supporters are so loyal they would stick with him even if he stood in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shot somebody. So Trump is asserting that if he… more »
Jan/23
2016
Yeah he does, that's why he's dumping a ton of snow on your sorry asses. But do you get the message? Oh noes you don't. WASHINGTON, Jan. 22 (UPI) -- March for Life, the nation's largest annual gathering of anti-abortion activists, will battle blizzard… more »
Jan/22
2016

A. Bundy: Dipshit

So Dipshit, how's that whole Oregon thing working out for you? Not so great huh. The only people that care are the locals you're pissing off. To everyone else it's not even newsworthy. Sucks to be stupid. Like you. more »
Jan/21
2016
So there I was on the flight back. We managed to catch an earlier shuttle but had to take middle seats. All of us. Eh, it was a small price to pay for an extra two hours of personal time and at least my seat-mates were average guys, one older wrapped… more »
Jan/20
2016

Let Stupid People Die

I don't have any sympathy, not that you could tell. Spurred by two tuberculosis deaths last year, Alabama public health officials tried reaching out in Marion, and were mostly ignored or turned away. Many people seemed suspicious and unenthusiastic a… more »
Jan/19
2016
It was a retarded strategy from day one: cut taxes to make more money. Duh. Unveiled Wednesday to the Republican-dominated Legislature, the spending blueprint for the fiscal year that begins in July projects a $190 million hole - something Brownback… more »
Jan/19
2016
And there you have it folks... being religious has no correlation with being moral, and visa versa. MANCHESTER, England, Jan. 13 (UPI) -- Results from a longitudinal survey suggest morality hasn't declined with the decline of organized religion. The… more »
Jan/18
2016

Because They Could

More dead kids. CINCINNATI (AP) -- An armed man who believed he was confronting an intruder in the basement of his home Tuesday morning instead fatally shot his 14-year-old son, who was supposed to be on his way to school, police said. DUNCANNON, Pa.… more »
Jan/17
2016
Or maybe sit down. At home. Meaning NOT ON A PLANE. While it is still uncommon to see turkeys and other animals on planes, more people are turning to animals to help them cope with problems and stressful situations. Known as therapy animals or emotional… more »
Jan/11
2016

Bowie.

There will be no posts this week. more »
Jan/10
2016
So there is was, a bad call on the Sea Hawks made right by an amazing and utterly improbable field goal miss. I have to wonder how many other people out there saw this coming? Basically it was "two wrongs make it ok" because it certainly didn't make it… more »
Jan/09
2016
It just doesn't get any more fucked up than this. An Islamic State militant carried out a public "execution" of his mother because she asked him to leave the group, activists say. So, history repeats itself. It's not hard to hope that a Berlin Bunker… more »
Jan/08
2016
I have to say it's original. Stupid, but original. MERCER, Pa. (AP) -- A Pennsylvania man being sentenced on rape charges has blamed his 10-year-old victim for initiating sex with him. The (Sharon) Herald reports 49-year-old Merrell "Moe" Sanders was… more »
Jan/07
2016
I may need a new category. AUGUSTA, Maine (AP) -- Republican Gov. Paul LePage apologized Friday for his remark about out-of-state drug dealers impregnating "young white" girls, calling it a slip of the tongue and saying he didn't mean to inject race… more »
Jan/06
2016
I'd say "don't hold your breath" but I kinda wish he would... while standing at the end of a long pier. BURNS, Ore. (AP) -- A leader of the small, armed group that is occupying a remote national wildlife preserve in Oregon said Tuesday they will go home… more »
Jan/05
2016
Hard to believe that this guy is associated with Super Pope. Although he may not be for too long. During his November visit to Africa, the continent which now counts nearly 200m Roman Catholics, Pope Francis said that children were some of the greatest… more »
Jan/04
2016
NH is a pretty rubbish state and I know because I live next door. A big part of that rubbish comes from the people that "run" it. "We shouldn't be introducing new legislation that only applies to women. If we had any laws that started with the senten… more »
Jan/03
2016
It's getting where the name Bundy is synonymous with "asshole". I'm sure there are nice Bundy's out there, one that aren't foaming dickwads. Problem is, they don't make the news like the cocktards. BURNS, Ore. (AP) -- The remote high desert of eastern… more »
Jan/02
2016
Get them vocals warmed up, my little gun-loving marmosets, 'cause it's that time again... President Obama has said he will take unilateral action to tackle the problem of gun violence in the US. In his first weekly address of 2016, Mr Obama said h… more »
Jan/01
2016
Let's start the new year off on a positive note. This is, right here, is a good thing. WASHINGTON, Dec. 31 (UPI) -- Those tired of seeing news stories and other content about real estate mogul and Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump can n… more »