Archives for: "December 2015"

Dec/31
2015

Rule of Threes?

A month ago, the dryer took a crap. A few weeks ago, my catalytic converter failed. And yesterday, the washer quit. That's three. And that should be it, right? Right... more »
Dec/31
2015
Yep, something to celebrate for everyone. ST. CLOUD, Fla. (AP) -- Police in central Florida say a mother mistook her daughter for an intruder and shot her to death. St. Cloud police Sgt. Denise Roberts said Wednesday the mother was asleep when she… more »
Dec/30
2015
Microsoft is at it again, abusing their position as OS supplier to advance their own products over the wishes of the computer owner. And Windows 10 seems to be the worst I've ever seen. It started this morning when I noticed I had to log in, again. I… more »
Dec/29
2015
Sometimes it does take money to make people realize their mistakes. PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) -- Oregon bakery owners who denied service to a same-sex couple have paid $135,000 in state-ordered damages - after refusing to do so for nearly six months. The… more »
Dec/28
2015
Lambright: 1) noun: A person who is not terribly bright and as a result of their stupidity destroys something that is valuable and/or historically significant. 2) verb: To do something stupid that destroys something that is valuable and/or histor… more »
Dec/28
2015

Um, Wha?

I'm having a hard time coming up with copy for this one. Let me know if you think of anything. A German man died on Christmas Day after blowing up a condom dispenser with a homemade bomb in a botched robbery, police say. The 29-year-old and two… more »
Dec/27
2015
While the vast majority of the KF2 community are reasonable folks who are just in it for an enjoyable game, there are a few megadouches out there, and they deserve special mention. Thus begins a list of assholes and shitbags on Killing Floor 2 (this may… more »
Dec/27
2015
Well, ok, this is a new one for the books... EUGENE, Ore., Dec. 24 (UPI) -- An Oregon man expressed his anger towards the state's Department of Revenue by releasing a flock of chickens in the agency's office. Louis J. Adler, 66, set seven chickens free… more »
Dec/26
2015
Charmaine Yoest is lower than smegma, the type of person who wants to criminalize women for controlling their own bodies. "It's an amazing convergence of events," said Charmaine Yoest, CEO of the anti-abortion group Americans United for Life. "We… more »
Dec/25
2015

Happy Holidays

For today: No angst, no grump, no anger at Trump, No slam, no pan, no dig at Ayn Rand, No hate, no bait, and won't that be great? For once, maybe twice, a year it is nice, To forget, or ignore all the jerks at the door. Toodles. more »
Dec/24
2015
Apparently they have a lot in common. And it's not just bad taste, greed and hate. CHICAGO, Dec. 22 (UPI) -- Game company Cards Against Humanity announced it has purchased a Picasso and will allow fans to vote on whether it will be destroyed. The… more »
Dec/23
2015
He's just a thug who happens to know some moves. BRISTOW, Va. (AP) -- A martial arts teacher in northern Virginia has been arrested after a 5-year-old student was thrown to the ground and lost consciousness. Prince William police spokesman Nathan Probus… more »
Dec/22
2015
Gotta love that EU court, they sure strike a mean sentiment. Zero sense tho when it comes to implementation. Germany's highest court has ordered a man to destroy intimate photos and videos of his ex-partner because they violate her right to privacy. The… more »
Dec/21
2015
Like you do. Republican frontrunner Donald Trump has mocked Hillary Clinton for apparently taking a toilet break during a televised Democratic debate. "I know where she went. It's disgusting," he said to supporters at a rally in Michigan.[..] Mr Trump… more »
Dec/20
2015
He's pretty much relegated to dinner theater now because no one really cares any more. MANCHESTER, N.H. (AP) -- Edward Snowden will appear via video link as a featured speaker at a New Hampshire convention of libertarian activists.[..] The Free St… more »
Dec/19
2015
It's hard to believe that this guy has the nerve to call himself a Christian. A Christian-run Kentucky homeless shelter, Emergency Christian Ministries, just wished homeless women and children a Merry Christmas by booting them back onto the streets,… more »
Dec/18
2015

AlaDDUNCE

Oh you goofy, goofy, haters out there. A U.S. pollster said its survey of Republican primary voters suggests 30 percent support bombing Agrabah -- the fictional kingdom from Disney's Aladdin. Public Policy Polling said in its latest poll of Repub… more »
Dec/17
2015

Mmmm So Sweet

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Dec/16
2015

Let The Shrieking Begin

I can hear the chorus of howler monkeys warming up from here... WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Barack Obama's advisers are finalizing a proposal that would expand background checks on gun sales without congressional approval.[..] After the mass shooting… more »
Dec/16
2015
All those California crazies complaining about autism and not vaccinating their brats won't be complaining about this one. Because they can't fucking LIVE without their happy pillz. MONTREAL, Dec. 14 (UPI) -- Children whose mothers take antidepressants… more »
Dec/14
2015
Well sorta, he's in a laundry basket now, albeit a wicker-looking one. more »
Dec/13
2015
First line says it all. But in the three years since [Sandy Hook Elementary School massacre], many states have moved in the opposite direction, embracing the National Rifle Association's axiom that more "good guys with guns" are needed to deter mass… more »
Dec/12
2015
Mike DeWine wants to distract people from the GOP turmoil and reverse the sympathy generated by the LAST crazy who shot up a clinic. Now it's "babies dumped in the trash" bullshit. In a news release and a press conference Friday, DeWine said his Char… more »
Dec/10
2015
It's called a "stank". Example: Person 1: Man, I can't find any zombies to kill, where are they all? Person 2: Over here bro, I got a full stank on! Person 1: Can you believe we wiped? Person 2: Yeah that last stank was too much. Person 1: Anyone see… more »
Dec/09
2015
Spend it on himself of course. On the other hand it does explain why he's such a greedbag. The identity of the man who bought the only copy of Wu-Tang Clan's album Once Upon A Time in Shaolin has been revealed. Martin Shkreli, 32, paid "millions o… more »
Dec/08
2015
I'm convinced, as a few others are, that Trump isn't actually running for office. He's just having one hella party. WASHINGTON (AP) -- Here's what some presidential contenders, members of both parties and others are saying about Donald Trump's call to… more »
Dec/07
2015

Barren Desserts

I read the title and was mystified by the concept of a "barren dessert". Then I realized I was reading it wrong. The nation's top 75 food retailers opened almost 10,300 stores in new locations from 2011 to the first quarter of 2015, 2,434 of which were… more »
Dec/06
2015
It started when I overheard a conversation from someone at home. They were haranguing their peers about how Muslims were "celebrating 9/11" when it happened. I shut that shit right down. There's one thing about bullshit on TV when you can't do anything… more »
Dec/05
2015
Actually, no, they don't. In fact they "don't care" so much that they're OK if kids die. KANSAS CITY, Kan. (AP) -- A Detroit brother and sister vanished more than two years before they were found dead in a freezer in their home, and an 11-year-old Fl… more »
Dec/04
2015
Yep, it's a fact. WATERLOO, Ontario, Dec. 3 (UPI) -- A study by Canadian researchers found receptiveness to "pseudo-profound bull[expletive]" is associated with lower intelligence and belief in the supernatural. University of Waterloo Ph.D. candidate… more »
Dec/03
2015
Yeah I don't get the whole "nerf" mentality. Killing Floor 2 is a great game. Supposedly it's pre-release, although for all intents and purposes it feels really polished, great play feel, well balanced, reasonable variety. I've been playing for over a… more »
Dec/02
2015
As you can tell by the title I really couldn't come up with the right words to say just how much I loathe this person. DENVER (AP) -- A Republican state lawmaker from Denver blamed Planned Parenthood for a deadly shootout last week at a clinic in… more »
Dec/01
2015
Answer: because people in Texas can still figure out how to vote. WASHINGTON, Dec. 1 (UPI) -- The U.S. House of Representatives on Tuesday twice voted to nullify the Obama administration's new restrictions on power plants to combat climate change --… more »