Archives for: "September 2015"

Sep/30
2015
Seen on the road, a license plate... God 1$t I don't know if the owner of said license plate got the irony, but I sure the fuck did. Also seen on the same trip, another plate reading "Happy Wfe". I'm gonna guess someone got that for her. more »
Sep/28
2015

I O U

My Significant Other likes to goof on people. One of his favorites is asking a cashier if he/she takes IOUs. If the cashier is below the age of 25, he/she typically gives a wide-eyed stare that clearly says "I have no idea what this old geezer is… more »
Sep/28
2015
There's nothing more embarrassing than failing a witty retort. Unless it's failing AND exposing yet another weakness. Yes, China, I'm talking to you. From calling her a "big mouth" to making Monica Lewinsky jokes, China has reacted furiously at US pr… more »
Sep/27
2015
The Tea Party morons aren't smart enough to know the difference between cause and effect. In this case the effect of Boehner's stepping down isn't directly correlated to their anarchistic antics, in other words NO YOU DO NOT GET CREDIT for his… more »
Sep/26
2015
You have to wonder about a religion where "grand" leaders merely shrug off the deaths of hundreds of devoted followers. The ultimate message is: pride means more to islamic leaders than their faith. Saudi Arabia's most senior cleric, the grand mufti,… more »
Sep/25
2015
Prakash Javadekar is India's environment minister. He believes that first world nations should help developing nations with money, oh and to further reduce their carbon emissions. Not to make the world a better place though, but to enable third world… more »
Sep/24
2015
Who the fuck elected this dumb twat? Republican Congresswoman Marsha Blackburn, the second-highest ranking member on the House energy committee, says the jury is out on global warming. Pope Francis told a White House audience on Wednesday further action… more »
Sep/23
2015
Stevie isn't feeling his manliness any more because some women hurt his ego. WASHINGTON, Sept. 23 (UPI) -- Rep. Steve Russell, R-Okla., is investigating whether two female U.S. Army Ranger School graduates were held to the same standards as the male… more »
Sep/22
2015
Want to see the new face of greed? Well, you're looking at it. more »
Sep/21
2015
But the evidence says otherwise. SUNRISE, Fla. (AP) -- Authorities say a Florida man killed his girlfriend because he became enraged after she called out her ex-husband's name twice during sex. Yep. In this case jerking off to a picture of the ex would… more »
Sep/20
2015
Want to know why? It's simple, because by forcing passengers to use their phone, the airways cam collect more information on its customers. Yes it's that simple. And it sucks. more »
Sep/19
2015
I actually admire the way in which US Airways (NOW PART OF THE FUCKYOUSTARALLIANCE) shits on it's customers. Well the ones that won't pony up any extortion dollars. They have extortion dollars for your bags, for your seats and now (!yes!) best of all,… more »
Sep/18
2015
Cath-E seems to think that Ahmed's clock was a genuine threat. But that's because she's a genuine ignoramus. Cathie Adams, president of the conservative Texas Eagle Forum and former chairwoman of the Texas Republican Party, said Thursday that Ahmed's… more »
Sep/17
2015

REAL Men Don't Fear Boobs

What do you call men who are afraid of a little titty? PARIS, Sept. 14 (UPI) -- Two members of a feminist group shed their shirts to protest a controversial Islamic conference in France over the weekend. The women, members of the Femen group, stormed a… more »
Sep/16
2015
I like to listen to classical music, opera in particular, when I'm at work. It has two functions: first to drown out annoying outside noise and second, to shoo away unwanted intruders. Kind of like the clicky device people have in their garages and… more »
Sep/14
2015

Ear Bud Bozos

In the airport, a youngish (mid 20's) guy in a business suit has his earbuds dangling over the front of his ears by the wires. They look like earrings, only the kind a drag queen wouldn't wear. Is it really so hard to just put your freeking headphones… more »
Sep/13
2015
Better living through chemicals? Yeah no. CAMBRIDGE, Mass., Sept. 12 (UPI) -- An MIT graduate and co-founder of leading microbiome startup, AOBiome, says he hasn't showered in 12 years and hopes others will catch on. Chemical engineer Dave Whitlock told… more »
Sep/12
2015
I'd been holding off on blogging about this until I had more clear evidence as to who actually did what. Just now I saw the video of the takedown "Officer" Frascatore put on James Blake. I think the video speaks for itself. Mr Blake was on his way to… more »
Sep/11
2015

Gibs

I don't know why it took me decades to figure out that "gibs" was short for "giblets". I just automatically assumed gibs just meant guts, since that what you got when you played instagib. All those years and I finally get it. Funny realization that. more »
Sep/10
2015
Well it used to be a quality publication. Not any more though. WASHINGTON, Sept. 10 (UPI) -- The National Geographic Society sold its iconic yellow-bordered magazine and other media assets to Rupert Murdoch's 21st Century Fox for $725 million, the… more »
Sep/09
2015
When I saw the first picture of people leaving the plane that had caught fire I was astonished to see that they had taken their luggage with them. Purse, or backpack I MIGHT understand, but your fucking roll-aboard? Really? REALLY? LOS ANGELES (AP) -… more »
Sep/08
2015
Nicole Arbour is a "comedienne" on youtube. She posted a rant disguised as a skit. In it she criticizes fat people and uses many of the same tired, worn out stereo types that many use. As World of Suck's official Fat Bitch, I am sending a big (fat)… more »
Sep/07
2015
He can't figure out why people hate him. And also his family. MINNEAPOLIS, Sept. 7 (UPI) -- Walter Palmer, the U.S. dentist who killed Cecil the lion in Zimbabwe, spoke out and is planning to return to work after being the subject of worldwide condem… more »
Sep/06
2015
Celebrities, especially selfie generation celebrities, really need to get a grip. One of those is Demi Lovato, who took exception to a comment that Pink made about the VMA awards show. Pink commented that she was "sad" about the VMAs and called the musi… more »
Sep/05
2015
Steph seems to think that "tolerance" means "being allowed to discriminate." About 300 people stood outside the jail holding signs and chanting their support for Davis's refusal to grant marriage licenses to gay couples. The signs depicted her as a h… more »
Sep/03
2015
Yes, really, go. Like, to jail. Also: do not pass Go and do NOT collect $200. A US judge has ordered a Kentucky official jailed for contempt of court after she has repeatedly refused to issue marriage licences to gay couples.[..] Ms Davis, an elected… more »
Sep/02
2015
It's the equivalent of bitching about the color a neighbor painted their house because it clashes with yours. COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) -- Ohio Gov. John Kasich disagrees with President Barack Obama's decision to rename Mount McKinley as Denali, the name used… more »
Sep/01
2015
Just about every murder these days is pinned on "mental illness" and it's getting boring. A former attorney for the man accused of fatally shooting a suburban Houston officer says he was told the man had a lifelong history of mental illness. (AP) It's… more »