Archives for: "April 2015"

Apr/30
2015
'Cause I have ink. CUPERTINO, Calif., April 29 (UPI) -- Apple Watch users with wrist tattoos are complaining online about their ink interfering with the device's ability to detect contact with their skin.[..] "We tested the watch's sensors against… more »
Apr/29
2015
It's a heartlessness that's breathtaking. TEL AVIV, Israel, April 29 (UPI) -- In the wake of the devastating earthquake in Nepal on Saturday that killed more than 4,700, Israel rescued 26 surrogate babies and their new Israeli parents but left their… more »
Apr/28
2015
Imagine if all the Mama's of the world were like this one, what kind of place it would be. Certainly not one where their boys throw rocks... BALTIMORE, April 28 (UPI) -- A Baltimore mom gave her son a smack down on live TV after catching him rioting and… more »
Apr/28
2015
Chief Justice John Roberts said gay couples seeking to marry are not seeking to join the institution of marriage. "You're seeking to change what the institution is," he said. But Roberts also questioned the states' argument. If a man can marry a woman,… more »
Apr/27
2015
Peep show in the ladies makes him some money I'd guess. Comedian Tamale Sepp posted pictures and a YouTube video online showing how the mirror that faces a women's toilet in the bathroom at the Cigars and Stripes bar is a two-way mirror that can be p… more »
Apr/27
2015
It's hard to imagine how someone so stupid can be so wealthy. Idiot savant perhaps? NEW YORK, April 28 (UPI) -- As Baltimore erupted with rioting Monday night, presidential hopeful Donald Trump took to Twitter to air his opinions, which many users… more »
Apr/26
2015
It's amazing this quote exists, mainly because no one watches "outnumbered" on Fox for the content, they're just there for the slut-show. "I want someone in there with experience. We're at war...I am a Republican, but I have faith in the dynamic duo.… more »
Apr/25
2015

About Bruce Jenner

Who. The. Fuck. Cares. more »
Apr/24
2015
Emma says she was raped. Her two "friends" said they were abused. All three of them by the same guy. They used social media and the press to vilify Paul Nungesser in a successful Salem-Witch-Trial style campaign. Problem is, the University knows as do… more »
Apr/23
2015
Or maybe just a dick. Or maybe both. LA CENTER, Wash., April 23 (UPI) -- A Washington state high school student who wore a fake bomb to ask a girl to prom had the prom-posal blow up in his face when he was suspended from school. Ibrahim Ahmad, 18,… more »
Apr/22
2015
This time the victim really *did* ask for it. No sympathy. A man in the US city of Colorado Springs faces police action after becoming so frustrated with his computer that he took it outside and shot it eight times, police say. "He was having technology… more »
Apr/21
2015
Again, stupid people cling to an idea because it absolves them of the genetic responsibility. WASHINGTON, April 21 (UPI) -- If it seems redundant, it's because it is. Every major peer-reviewed study examining the relationship between vaccines and autism… more »
Apr/20
2015
This is a glorious case of shooting the messenger, so glorious in fact that it makes me never want to fly the airline again. WASHINGTON (AP) -- United Airlines stopped a prominent security researcher from boarding a California-bound flight late… more »
Apr/19
2015
At least that's what the news is implying, or maybe actually saying. AKRON, Ohio, April 18 (UPI) -- Four puppies in a cage strapped to the roof of a minivan were rescued Friday afternoon after the vehicle was spotted speeding down a major Ohio highway.… more »
Apr/18
2015
It's really hard to understand how Walmart management thought this up, or even why. None of it makes sense other than they wanted to make the layoffs a surprise and minimize bad press. If that was the thought then it backfired horribly because there's… more »
Apr/17
2015
Bri likes himself some guns. Bri also hates fags. Put those two things together and you have a recipe for a booming automotive business. Emphasis on booming. (CNN)A Michigan car repair shop owner says openly gay people are not welcome at his business… more »
Apr/16
2015
Another case of "no fucking DUH" in the news. At this rate I may have to make a special category for it. WASHINGTON (AP) -- The shrinking space on airplanes is surely uncomfortable, but it might also be dangerous for passengers' health and safety.[..]… more »
Apr/15
2015

No Duh

Yeah it's obvious, but in this age where GOP likes their electorate as stupid as possible I doubt very much anyone will listen. Even to the obvious. WASHINGTON, Feb. 2 (UPI) -- A new study from the Washington Center for Equitable Growth finds higher… more »
Apr/14
2015
Obama opens talks with Iran to reduce or eliminate nuclear materials that could build a bomb and Israel (and the GOP) go mad-frothing-wild. Russia, on the other hand, GIVES bombs to Iran and no one cares. HELLO? JERUSALEM (AP) -- Israel's prime minister… more »
Apr/13
2015
Why ya gotta shoot things Larry? Because it's fun? Because you can't find any other way to amuse yourself? Larry McElroy was about 100 yards (90 metres) away from the mobile home when he shot and killed the animal Sunday night. The 9mm bullet boun… more »
Apr/12
2015
Significant other and I went out for breakfast. We sat in a booth. A little while later another couple is seated in the booth behind us. Then the vibration starts and stops, starts and stops. The woman seated in the bench back to back with ours (we were… more »
Apr/12
2015
As usual, a school that's been embarrassed by a 14 year old goes after him for revenge, as opposed to realizing their own fault. HOLIDAY, Fla., April 10 (UPI) -- A Florida eighth-grader is facing felony hacking charges after he used his school's… more »
Apr/11
2015
Friends and I went out to dinner last night. We walked in and had to wait for a table. A little while later, two women with three kids walk in. One of the kids is clearly sick, as in snot is running out of his nose. Then he starts coughing and he is too… more »
Apr/11
2015
Didn't take long for the boys to start yapping after the old lady's heels like a pack of rabid mongrels... "Hillary Rodham Clinton will bring a permanent darkness of deceit and despair forced upon the American people to endure," LaPierre said. The NRA… more »
Apr/10
2015
I'm actually referring to the Saudis. Saudi Arabia has refused to accept four tiny Amazonian monkeys from a Swedish zoo because of a diplomatic row, Swedish media report.[..] "It's a little comical. I'll just have to wait until they grant visas to… more »
Apr/09
2015
It's just a fucking excuse not to think. more »
Apr/09
2015
I like how the "strategy" of the new government is to pay off its debts by asking Germany for the money. It might help, at least on the surface, if they asked nicely. The Greek government says Germany owes Greece nearly ?279bn (£204bn; $303bn) in war… more »
Apr/08
2015
So Bill, or Jack, or whatever you choose to call yourself, guess what? It's still against the law to be an asshole! DENVER, April 6 (UPI) -- A Colorado baker was within her right to refuse to decorate cakes with anti-gay messages and images, the state's… more »
Apr/07
2015
Texas, the most misogynist state in the union is back at it again. Sure they can't quite accuse women of false crimes and then beat, burn, stamp and crush them to death BUT IT SURE WON'T BE FOR LACK OF TRYING. AUSTIN, Texas (AP) -- Texas, like many… more »
Apr/06
2015
Jackie lied. So where is her comeuppance? Managing Editor Will Dana apologised to readers and "all of those who were damaged by our story and the ensuing fallout". The November 2014 article described a gang rape at a University of Virginia fratern… more »
Apr/05
2015
Easter. What do you think of when it comes to Easter? I think of bunnies and jellies and peeps and eggs. Jesus? Ha. Hardly a second, third or even final thought. Yep, I think of cream eggs and marshmallows and chocolates, ya know why BECAUSE I'M NOT… more »
Apr/04
2015
It's getting hard *not* to hate Crystal O'Connor. Well, ok, I hated her before all the money fell into her lap. INDIANAPOLIS, April 4 (UPI) -- Over $800,000 has been donated to an Indiana pizzeria that came under fire following comments by its owners… more »
Apr/03
2015
Boston. That's who. It was 10:30 pm and I was leaving the airport. As I headed for the highway, the ONLY highway, I recounted to my tired companions the time the fucking ass-tard highway authority had the audacity to close, CLOSE COMPLETELY, the on-r… more »
Apr/02
2015
We were driving through Virginia on the way to the beach. Mile after rolling mile had billboards plastered for a variety of things "Dicks Crabs and Seafood (tell them you got your crabs at Dick's)" and cigar emporiums (with walk-in humidor). But more… more »
Apr/01
2015
Three words: just don't do it. If the planes falling into the ocean don't bother you, or the decrepit collapsing infrastructure doesn't scare you then the 40 minutes stuck in line waiting to take off while inhaling lungfuls of jet exhaust should. Just.… more »