Archives for: "December 2014"

Dec/31
2014
Evil has a lot of definitions, but most people can agree that someone who drives their child to suicide is evil. Carla Wood Alcorn is the poster-mom of evil. KINGS MILL, Ohio, Dec. 31 (UPI) -- A transgender 16-year-old committed suicide and blamed he… more »
Dec/30
2014
Yep. It's not the crazy running at you with the knife you need to worry about. It's junior in the shopping cart. HAYDEN, Idaho (AP) -- A 2-year-old boy accidentally shot and killed his mother after he reached into her purse at a northern Idaho Wal-Mart… more »
Dec/29
2014
I hereby declare 2015 to be the "Year of The White Guy" or maybe the "old, crochety, misogynistic, racist, douche bucket." Your choice. As Republicans struggle to attract more votes from minorities heading into the 2016 presidential election, a House… more »
Dec/28
2014
Michael Wendling posted a blog for the BBC lamenting NYC. Michael Wendling might have been vomiting tripe for the masses, but anyone with either a fair sense of intelligence or a familiarity with America could tell you (if they cared) how incorrect Mike… more »
Dec/27
2014
Case in point. CRESTVIEW, Fla., Dec. 27 (UPI) -- A Florida man was arrested for smoking crack cocaine with his hospitalized friend, causing a small fire in an intensive care unit where the patient was located, police say.[..] Burn damage was limited to… more »
Dec/26
2014
None that *I* can think of. Anyone else? FRAMINGHAM, Mass. (AP) -- Police in Massachusetts have arrested a woman who they say smeared uncooked bacon and sausage all over a police station dispatch window offering to "feed the pigs." Framingham Police… more »
Dec/25
2014
KANEOHE BAY, Hawaii (AP) -- President Barack Obama marked the end of more than a decade of combat in Afghanistan by paying tribute to America's military, telling troops on Christmas Day that their sacrifices have allowed for a more peaceful, prosperous… more »
Dec/24
2014
Susan thinks and acts as if she's the only one that matters. Susan is very wrong. Authorities said Susan Hemeryck, 54, a Tea Party activist, told a pair of Florida Department of Law Enforcement Capitol Police officers she was "sorry and had to take down… more »
Dec/24
2014
And Sony redeems themselves in style... LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Sony has struck a deal with YouTube to offer digital rentals of "The Interview" beginning Thursday, a source with direct knowledge of the situation says. The deal comes just one day after Sony… more »
Dec/23
2014
Because only assholes degrade, enslave, abuse, and oppress others based on "belief". RICHMOND, Va., Dec. 22 (UPI) -- An appeals court on Monday said a North Carolina law requiring abortion providers to show women an ultrasound of their fetus prior to… more »
Dec/22
2014
Oh wait. you can't read it can you? WASHINGTON (AP) -- North Korea experienced sweeping and progressively worse Internet outages extending into Monday, with one computer expert saying the country's online access is "totally down." The White House and… more »
Dec/21
2014
If an idiot has a gun he will only ever be an idiot with a gun. PESHAWAR, Pakistan, Dec. 18 (UPI) -- The Pakistani Taliban said Thursday the group massacred 148 people, mostly children, to prevent them from becoming soldiers and targeting the militant… more »
Dec/20
2014

It's Not The Dog's Fault

It's the moron who owns the gun. SHERIDAN, Wyo., Dec. 19 (UPI) -- Authorities in Wyoming said a man was shot in the arm when his dog stepped on a loaded gun in the back seat of his pickup truck. Johnson County Sheriff Steve Kozisek said Richard Fipps,… more »
Dec/19
2014
Because they're acting like one big scared... kitty. In an interview Friday with CNN, [Sony Pictures Entertainment CEO Michael] Lynton insists that "we have not given in and we have not backed down." The studio pulled "The Interview" from theaters… more »
Dec/18
2014
Funny isn't it? Now that Obama is no longer hamstrung by his own party he's able to play congress like a fiddle. It should be an amusing year for him. And for me. more »
Dec/17
2014
Let's take a break today and talk about someone who's wonderful. TAMPA, Fla. (AP) -- A black and white French Bulldog named Reggie became a milestone for retired businessman Jeff Bennett. The squirmy canine became the 3,000th rescue dog Bennett has… more »
Dec/16
2014
Actually, I lie. TAMPA, Fla., Dec. 13 (UPI) -- Bank of America was ordered to pay more than $1 million to a couple who was bombarded by hundreds of robocalls over a four-year period. A federal judge ordered the bank to pay $1,500 per pre-recorded… more »
Dec/15
2014

On Your Fucking Left

If I yelled this at everyone I passed, I'd go hoarse in the first five miles of most of my rides. On your fucking left. People expect it, they know cyclists are going to pass them, but get shitty when they don't hear every single warning, every single… more »
Dec/15
2014
I know I don't. MADRID (AP) -- Google is locking Spanish publishers out of its popular Google News service in response to a new Spanish law that imposes fees for linking to the headlines and news stories on other websites. The move announced Thurs… more »
Dec/14
2014
It's a simple question, but if you believe the media and the political spin artists, there is a fine line that is difficult to place properly. I say that it's simple. So simple that the framers of the constitution addressed and codified it years ago.… more »
Dec/13
2014
Really it doesn't. I can re-post it all day, every day. OCALA, Fla. (AP) -- Police in Florida say two would-be carjackers almost got away with a vehicle in Ocala but didn't know how to drive a stick shift. The Ocala Star-Banner reports the owner of a… more »
Dec/13
2014
Culture schmulture. These people are just insane. A woman walking through the streets in a mid-length dress is nothing shocking in most cities in the world. But a recent photo of exactly that has spread widely - because it was taken in Kabul,… more »
Dec/12
2014
He's right here... more »
Dec/11
2014
Multiple conservative states have posted laws requiring doctors and clinics that perform abortions to have admitting privileges under the guise of "protecting women". Mostly from themselves, not from complications because guess what? Yes, that's right,… more »
Dec/11
2014
Actually it's more ivory and pigs but here's the reference to start from. NAIROBI, Kenya (AP) -- Street prices for illegal ivory are soaring in China, where newly wealthy middle and upper class citizens are buying carved ivory and whole tusks as a st… more »
Dec/10
2014
You were the former head of the CIA and NSA. It was your job to provide intelligence and security to the country following 9/11. After the recent torture report?s release, you had a lot of mother fucking gall in your response. Your response was despica… more »
Dec/10
2014

They Is Us

Did you guess by the title that I was going to talk about the torture report? Of course you did! The report reveals that: Detainees were subjected to repeated waterboarding, slapping, stress positions and sleep deprivation Saudi al-Qaeda suspec… more »
Dec/09
2014
But this french mother takes the french cake. PARIS (AP) -- A mother whose teen traveled unsupervised to Syria is suing the French government, alleging it should have stopped the underage boy from leaving the country. The 16-year-old boy left the… more »
Dec/08
2014
Steven Anderson is an asshole. But even more importantly he's an asshole with a pulpit. TEMPE, Ariz., Dec. 5 (UPI) -- Baptist pastor Steven Anderson told his Arizona congregation that gays should be executed for an "AIDS-free Christmas." "We can ha… more »
Dec/07
2014
Warning: political post ahead... As of today the Southern Democrats are no more. I blame this on a few things, each of which could be its own rant: the influence of big money, that southern states spend diddly/squat on education, that the south is… more »
Dec/06
2014
Apple admits openly that they deleted non-iTunes music from its customers devices, HOWEVER, they want the entire lawsuit dismissed because the two women named in the suit don't have the devices/software named in the suit. Apple's scumbaggery knows no… more »
Dec/05
2014
Baby J. is back again on the corner of our street. Almost look like he's had a retread, a little newer, a little bigger and a little brighter than in years of yore. In fact the entire entourage is looking much brighter than they had in previous seasons.… more »
Dec/04
2014

Zombie Power Activate!

As time goes on we find the zombie voting block to gain momentum. Question is, can it sustain this level of political success through next November? KIEV, Ukraine, Dec. 4 (UPI) -- Ukraine's government broadcasting agency had a problem on its hands… more »
Dec/03
2014
In the new UK porn rules it's still ok for the guy to jiz all over the girl, but it's NOT ok for the reverse. Also in the news, facesitting is illegal because it can kill. Yeah that's right kill. LONDON, Dec. 2 (UPI) -- A new set of guidelines for… more »
Dec/02
2014
She was a special one. You could sense this by looking at her... and all her crap which was strewn across the floor in front of the burger stand in the airport. It was as if she'd just shed her bags AND coats one step at a time as she got in line. A… more »
Dec/01
2014
There is little I adore more in this world than my wonderful and fun... manual transmission. Not what you were expecting eh? HOUSTON (AP) -- Authorities say two teenagers attempting to carjack a vehicle in Houston were foiled by a stick shift. The pair… more »