Archives for: "November 2014"

Nov/30
2014
WASHINGTON (AP) -- Anthony Elonis claimed he was just kidding when he posted a series of graphically violent rap lyrics on Facebook about killing his estranged wife, shooting up a kindergarten class and attacking an FBI agent. But his wife didn't see… more »
Nov/29
2014
Dear Twat (aka Liz) who the fuck died and appointed YOU as criticiser-in-chief of what teenage girls choose to wear? You have no position, no class and no standing, not in my book nor anyone else's. Please choke on a bone and die. more »
Nov/28
2014
I have a message for Angie: modern air travel is bad enough without having to deal with actual pig shit. Maybe that's your fetish but packaging pork in public as a "comfort" animal isn't going to fly. WINDSOR LOCKS, Conn. (AP) -- This was a pig that… more »
Nov/27
2014
But really you can't expect any other understanding from a Walmart Spokeperson. Brooke Buchanan, a spokeswoman for Walmart, said the company expected "few demonstrations" and "fewer than 1,600" protesters nationwide. Buchanan also stated that, as of… more »
Nov/26
2014
Because who the fuck *wouldn't* with shit like this? TUSZYN, Poland, Nov. 21 (UPI) -- Winnie-the-Pooh is being run out of town, and it's not for taking all the honey. The cartoon bear's image was banned from a playground in the small Polish city of… more »
Nov/25
2014

What A Turkey

Not only does he represent but he actually IS a Turk AND a Turkey! That's like a three-fer! NKARA, Turkey (AP) -- Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan set off a new controversy on Monday, declaring that women are not equal to men and accusing… more »
Nov/24
2014
So what does a sane, rational, level-headed, objective political leader do when his own party repudiates his opinions? a. Go back and review those opinions in light of overwhelming results b. Cry like a baby... ATLANTA, Nov. 23 (UPI) -- During an… more »
Nov/23
2014
Of course the GOP knew this as did any other person of any other affiliation IF they had a brain. But blowing things out of proportion is precisely the conservative methodology because, basically, their voting bloc is either too disinterested or unintel… more »
Nov/22
2014

Nuke The Duggars

Sign the petition at Change.org to stop giving these attention whores access to the media. https://www.change.org/p/the-learning-channel-end-lgbtq-fear-mongering-by-the-duggars more »
Nov/22
2014
WASHINGTON, Nov. 20 (UPI) -- While the midterm elections brought major political shifts on both the national and state levels, a new poll suggests the U.S. public doesn't see it that way. About two-thirds of respondents to the NBC News/Wall Street… more »
Nov/21
2014
One might also call him a "fucking dickhead" but one hasn't has one? As VP of Autozone Bill is in charge of many things and many opinions, probably the most famous is his recent quote "What are we running here, a boutique? Get rid of these women." S… more »
Nov/21
2014
Then: "Which ones are we?" my father inquired. "Are we the good Jews or the bad Jews?" Herr B laughted "What a question! You know you are good people. You are our friends!" My father persisted, "You know most of the Jews of Constance. Whare ones… more »
Nov/20
2014
No seriously man, you have a good thing going and you're going to spoil it because GREED? JetBlue will add bag fees and squeeze seats a bit closer together as it tries to boost profit.[..] Hayes, who is currently president and will replace JetBlue CEO… more »
Nov/20
2014
Yeah, yeah that's just rhetorical. Everyone knows the GOP doesn't give a rats ass about governing for the sake of the people. They care about making laws for the sake of money. Their money. WASHINGTON (AP) -- Two presidents have acted unilaterally on… more »
Nov/19
2014
I had disabled ads a while ago in my gmail and now, JUST NOW, I saw ads at the top of my inbox. I freaked. Ok so here's what you do to shut that shit off: 1. Click the gear in the upper right corner below your icon 2. Select settings 3. Scroll down to… more »
Nov/19
2014
Ya gotta love it when people suggest that they should NOT do their job and still get paid. That's the fundamental message here. BOCA RATON, Fla. (AP) -- The nation's Republican governors on Wednesday lashed out at President Barack Obama's plans to… more »
Nov/19
2014
The next step was reinstating the phone lines to Verizon Wireless. It was tricky because the lines had been deactivated when I closed the account with AT&T. In the end, I had to accept a new cellphone number. But I was treated very well by several c… more »
Nov/18
2014
I?m pretty sure that smartphones work just fine without a data plan. I used to have a Palm PDA when they first came out. I loved it because it helped me stay organized, and I could play games?well, a game?on it while I waited at appointments for my kids… more »
Nov/17
2014
I was furious for a moment. The anger burned away quickly?it?s done that ever since I understood how it gets in my way. I had set up the online account to check the amount being billed for my new family cellphone service with AT&T. Things hadn?t… more »
Nov/16
2014
Lexington MA has an interesting take on road construction. It seems that this kind of work can ONLY take place during morning rush hour. Not at lunch. Not after work. Not even in the evening, but in a time spanning 7 - 10am which is when thousands of… more »
Nov/16
2014
Ted Cruz has one function: stupid. But he's a successful stupid. He and his organization have successfully convinced voters that he actually knows what he's doing. Which says a lot about his voters because the rest of the US find him excruciatingly,… more »
Nov/15
2014

RedBull Is Not Halal

So yeah, message to all the jihadi's chugging it down out there. It's not halal you dumb fucks. And now you're all going to hell. Good news? At least you'll be wide awake when it happens. more »
Nov/15
2014
I will support these workers and boycott Walmart this Black Friday. I hope you do too. DENVER, Nov. 14 (UPI) -- Walmart workers around the country are reportedly planning the largest strike in company history as employees at 1,600 locations plan to… more »
Nov/14
2014
When the argument "we don't want ANYONE to pay for our female employees contraceptives" fails then willfully ignoring the law is the next logical step. WASHINGTON (AP) -- A federal appeals court on Friday upheld a path devised by the Obama… more »
Nov/13
2014
It's 2014 and the idea that not everyone deserves equal rights and respect is STILL not fully understood. AUSTIN, Texas, Nov. 12 (UPI) -- A conservative Texas lawmaker is trying for the second time to pass a state constitutional amendment that would… more »
Nov/12
2014
Not when it comes to education. At least in this country. Presented with the opportunity to recognize a Muslim holiday on the school calendar for the first time, leaders of Maryland's largest school district went a different direction: They removed all… more »
Nov/11
2014
So I've had the joy as of late to be interviewing candidates for a technical position. It certainly has been a cast of characters, a veritable parade of prodigies, a gaggle of goons, oh you get the picture I'm sure. The technique isn't too far out of… more »
Nov/10
2014
Nov/09
2014
The United States is the only developed nation that treats paid time off as a perk rather than a right. While countries like Austria, Germany, Italy and Spain each offer their citizens more than 30 days off a year in annual leave and paid holidays, the… more »
Nov/08
2014
Mark Paredes is a fucking dickhead. He's also a Mormon. Put the two together and you get a fucking dickhead who is embarrassing his faith by claiming to speak for it. SALT LAKE CITY (AP) -- A Mormon bishop in Los Angeles is under fire for his assertion… more »
Nov/07
2014

Stupid Church Signs

Honestly I wonder if the people who post their drivel in front of their religious institutions even take a moment to read what they've stuck up there. In this case the sign said something about the only way to peace was through god and the more god… more »
Nov/06
2014
What we need is a way of instantly shaming people who text and drive. It's not ok. IT'S NOT OK. Really. SAN FRANCISCO (AP) -- Nearly everyone agrees that texting and driving is dangerous. Many people do it anyway. In an AT&T-sponsored survey of… more »
Nov/05
2014
It's funny (sad) how money is everything, it buys votes from people who have none and will get none as a result of their choice. The un-funny (also sad) thing is that it affects everyone. Exit polls show the GOP drew strength from voters who felt left… more »
Nov/05
2014
Fuck. All I can say is fuck. Because after two hours, TWO HOURS, of truTV I wanted to kill myself. And maybe anyone else around me, if there had been anyone else. Know how animals are willing to chew off their own limbs rather than suffer a slow,… more »
Nov/04
2014
Who really needs a 5 line signature? Certainly not the person from whom I received the email. 5 lines, 3 colors, 4 different font sizes, probably two different fonts. What made it even funnier was that the email itself, the actual content was 1 sentence… more »
Nov/03
2014

Mystery Bread

There was a loaf of 'something' on the counter at work today. Something that was brown-ish with chunks of something, possibly banana, possibly zucchini, possibly something else in it. I ate some. It tasted more or less like I described. A mystery, yet… more »
Nov/02
2014
The only people that want you to suffer are those that insist they KNOW what God wants. PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) -- Brittany Maynard stuck by her decision. The woman with brain cancer who revived a national debate about physician-assisted suicide ended… more »
Nov/01
2014
It's hard to imagine that people can get any stupider than this. A 2-year-old in Florida trick-or-treating with a group died when he was hit by a bus Friday evening. He was in a stroller with two other children when the adult pushing them across a… more »
Nov/01
2014
Because THIS is a really good idea. CONSHOHOCKEN, Pa. (AP) -- A police department in suburban Philadelphia has created a "safe zone" for people to complete transactions they arranged online. The Conshohocken Police Department said individuals making… more »