Archives for: "July 2014"

Jul/31
2014
So when God fails it's time to resort to modern medicine, while at the same time putting EVERYONE in your nation at risk. (CNN) -- The fear began just after news broke Thursday that a long-range business jet with an isolation pod left the United States… more »
Jul/31
2014
And so does Israel. JERUSALEM (AP) -- Despite Israeli casualties and world criticism, a near-consensus in Israel supports the government's conduct of the Gaza war, views Hamas as the aggressor and considers outsiders' moralizing as hypocritical, igno… more »
Jul/30
2014
Well who knew that I'd be pro-satanist? Can you even say that if you have a lisp? NEW YORK, July 28 (UPI) --According to the Satanic Temple, the Supreme Court's Hobby Lobby decision bolsters the rationale that its members should be exempt from state… more »
Jul/29
2014
Phil Bryant is the repub governor of Mississippi. His goal is to punish all women in his state by making it impossible for them to exercise their right to safe abortion. Mississippi has only 1 clinic and it's over 250 miles away from the furthest corner… more »
Jul/29
2014
Because in the end no one reads your witty words or gives a flying fuck about your preferences. All that matters is what you look like, no wait scratch that, all that matters is what you CLAIM you look like. Dating website OKCupid has revealed that i… more »
Jul/29
2014
Israel continues to pursue the mass-slaughter of Palestinians targeting the easiest of the easy: unarmed adults and children. In a typical twist of logic the idea is that because these people had the gall to be born to the wrong parents it wasn't Israel… more »
Jul/28
2014
Hey look who's sticking it to the little guy again! Bet you're all surprised! Bet I'm just being sarcastic! Weeeee! Groups representing airline passengers and companies that rely on corporate travel derided the bill's name, the Transparent Airfares Act… more »
Jul/27
2014
Parked in a handicapped spot with the required tag dangling from the rear view, the biggest fucking pickup truck money could buy. You had to wonder, if this guy NEEDED a handicapped space because walking is a problem how the fucking HELL he could climb… more »
Jul/26
2014
Software management incompetence at its finest. WASHINGTON (AP) -- After spending nearly $300 million on a new computer system to handle disability claims, the Social Security Administration still can't get it to work. And officials can't say when it… more »
Jul/25
2014

Israel: Lying Lie Liars

Israeli tanks shell a UN school. Then they try and pin the blame on Hamas rockets only EVERYONE ALREADY SAW WHO DID IT. GAZA CITY, Gaza Strip (AP) -- A U.N. school in Gaza crowded with hundreds of Palestinians seeking refuge from fierce fighting came… more »
Jul/24
2014

Old White Drunks

I went with some friends to see Dick Dale Tuesday night. After missing him twice in Austin (once by mere minutes), I finally got to see the legend. He was playing at a local rock-dive, known for its rough looks but variety of music - the kind of real… more »
Jul/24
2014
You gotta love someone who says that killing civilians is just something that happens. Because. At least 649 Palestinians and 31 Israelis have been killed in the past 15 days of fighting, officials say. A foreign worker in southern Israel was also… more »
Jul/24
2014
Wow, it's almost hard to describe what a bunch of shithead scumbags you guys are. Almost. I'll just let the new speak for itself. ACKSONVILLE, Fla., July 23 (UPI) --International college student Irena Mujakovic purchased a Saab from a Florida car… more »
Jul/23
2014
What kind of scumbag targets little kids? Ones who do it for Jesus! PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) -- An evangelical Christian group plans to try to convert children as young as 5 at Portland apartment pools, public parks and dozens of other gathering spots this… more »
Jul/23
2014
Enough said. more »
Jul/22
2014
I'm betting by then she'll have changed her mind... NEW YORK, July 21 (UPI) --An appeals court in New York ruled that it was not child abuse when a Long Island father spanked his 8-year-old son for swearing in public. The Wednesday ruling says a fat… more »
Jul/21
2014
The little guy thought he had a sweet deal. Just had guns -n- bombs to a bunch of thugs and let them do the dirty work without a smudge on a single russian uniform. Only the little guy didn't really think it through because when thugs get guns and bulle… more »
Jul/20
2014
You know I thought Israel's military prided itself on pinpoint accuracy. Maybe they're switching up their style... At least five people have been killed and 70 injured by an Israeli strike on a hospital in Gaza, Palestinians say. The Israeli military… more »
Jul/19
2014
Bitch is nastier than a starving pitbull and looks about as pretty. Oh and she's mean, did I mention that? WASHINGTON (AP) -- A pharmacy supervisor at the VA was placed on leave after complaining about errors and delays in delivering medications to p… more »
Jul/18
2014
BREAKING NEWS: Putin's Gaping, Steaming Hole Found... MOSCOW (AP) -- Russian scientists say they believe a 60-meter (66-yard) wide crater discovered recently in far northern Siberia could be the result of changing temperatures in the region. Andrei… more »
Jul/17
2014
What do you call a guy that arbitrarily calls a bunch of kids on a school bus a crime against America just for being there? I call him the perfect GOP candidate? Stupid AND misinformed... WASHINGTON, July 16 (UPI) --A Republican congressional candidate… more »
Jul/16
2014
The Repubs insist there's no war on women. Then they do stupid fucking shit like this. Republicans blocked a bill that was designed to override a Supreme Court ruling and ensure access to contraception for women who get their health insurance from… more »
Jul/15
2014
No, really it's true. And guess what?! Because we're not in France I can't get sued for blogging about it! A French judge has ruled against a blogger because her scathing restaurant review was too prominent in Google search results. The judge ordered… more »
Jul/14
2014
Let's see how the GOP spins this one... WASHINGTON (AP) -- Pregnant women have new protections against on-the-job discrimination. The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission has updated 30-year-old guidelines to make clear that any form of workplace… more »
Jul/13
2014
It's happening again. Muslims launch rockets into Israel with few casualties and Israel goes in raising homes and killing 100's. And then demanding international support for mass murder. Sorry no. That's not how it works. It's unlikely, unless Isr… more »
Jul/12
2014
Smokers are incredibly generous. They don't mind sharing their cancer with the ones they love. even their pets. Secondhand smoke can cause lung and nasal cancer in dogs, malignant lymphoma in cats and allergy and respiratory problems in both animals,… more »
Jul/11
2014
A man, only because all the other bad names I could think of weren't quite bad enough, tried to abduct a 12-yr old girl. However, her 18-yr old, 5 foot tall aunt punched him in the back of the head. That act caused him to drop her niece and flee in his… more »
Jul/11
2014
He killed an entire family. Now his lawyer says he was mentally ill at the time. So where did the system fail? It wasn't as if this just happened out of the blue. SPRING, Texas, July 11 (UPI) --Ron Lee Haskell, the man accused of shooting six people to… more »
Jul/10
2014
It's really more for perverts on the police force... McLEAN, Va. (AP) -- A Virginia teenager is fighting efforts by police who want to take photos of him in a sexually aroused state to try to prove a sexting case against him. Prosecutors in Prince… more »
Jul/10
2014
Especially the rich and famous... NEW YORK (AP) -- Madonna has spent a little time living in the judicial world. The pop superstar turned up for jury duty Monday at a Manhattan state courthouse, quickly getting dismissed. She had gotten excused from a… more »
Jul/10
2014
Seriously this is why you don't let juveniles blog for your multi-million corporation. LOS ANGELES, July 4 (UPI) --Los Angeles-based clothing-maker American Apparel has issued an apology for a picture of the Space Shuttle Challenger disaster posted t… more »
Jul/09
2014
Heh, didn't take long did it? WASHINGTON, July 8 (UPI) --Lawyers representing two Guantanamo Bay detainees have filed motions requesting the United States stop authorities from barring inmates from prayer, citing the Supreme Court's recent Hobby Lob… more »
Jul/09
2014
I mean, just asking right? Washington (CNN) -- Power it up, or leave it behind. The Transportation Security Administration said Sunday that officers may ask passengers en route to the United States from overseas to turn on their electronic devices to… more »
Jul/08
2014
Dear gods but this has been a long time coming. My only question is why the fuck did it take so long for anyone to notice? (Ok, we all know the answer, but hold that thought for a moment so everyone else can catch up.) But amid calls for expanding the… more »
Jul/07
2014

How To Contact Hobby Lobby

Feel free to use this nifty form to express your views... Enjoy! more »
Jul/07
2014
"Five male Justices of the Supreme Court, who are all members of the Catholic faith and who each were appointed by a President who hailed from the Republican party, decided that a huge corporation, with thousands of employees and gargantuan revenues,… more »
Jul/07
2014
Want more guns? Ok. But then you get laws to take them away when you're not playing with a full deck. HARTFORD, Conn. (AP) -- As state officials across the country grapple with how to prevent mass killings like the ones at Sandy Hook Elementary School… more »
Jul/06
2014
Now with chapter deux: can women get ANY contraception at all if their employer says it's against their religion? (Read: all women pregnant all the time, if not, just kill them now.) The issue in more than four dozen lawsuits from faith-affiliated ch… more »
Jul/06
2014
Or maybe just 'whore'. Kendall Jones is a 19-year-old from Texas, a university student and a former cheerleader - but those characteristics of her life are not what she posts about on Facebook. Instead Kendall's pictures mostly feature her posing… more »
Jul/05
2014
In this case the EU court decided to go all flexy-muscley on Google. And what happens when the court doesn't fucking think things through? Stupid happens! All over the interwebs. And now people are wingeing about the results... BRUSSELS (AP) -- Google's… more »
Jul/04
2014
Ain't nobody gonna stiff these waitresses on their tips... RIFLE, Colo., July 2 (UPI) --A new "family" restaurant in a small Colorado town is receiving national attention for its waitresses' unique pieces of flair -- loaded fire arms. Servers at… more »
Jul/03
2014
I'm predicting it here, please note the date and time: all those man-tools on SCOTUS will vote for the defense in this case. Simply stated: all the wombless-ones will go "awww, the poor pregnant lady, it wasn't fair that UPS made her work so hard." W… more »
Jul/02
2014
How do you say this to a friend that has little beasties? I had to tell a friend that wanted to come for a visit that my house is far from kid-friendly at the moment due to a massive rearrangement of living situation. There are things lying about that I… more »
Jul/02
2014
When are bitches stupid? Apparently when they're under 30. That's when the stupid peaks. The GOP for years has tried to make inroads with two groups that tend to favor Democrats: women and younger voters. As popular as the court's decision will be wi… more »
Jul/01
2014
I don't eat their food, but I do admire their panache... NEW YORK (AP) -- Burger King is celebrating gay pride with a message on its Whopper wrappers. The fast-food chain says it will post a video online Wednesday that shows scenes from a San Francisco… more »