Archives for: "May 2014"

May/31
2014
So often I hear stories that are not flattering to police officers, but some are gentlepersons who renew my faith in humanity. Sgt. Brian Grigsby and Officer Troy Dillard are officers who are prime examples of people we should all try to be like. Me… more »
May/30
2014
Asshole #1 "Your dead kids don't trump my constitutional rights." ?Joe "The Plumber" Werzelbacher, in an open letter to the parents of those killed by Elliot Rodger Asshole #2 "Aren't you safe? You're not facing any danger, are you? Then why… more »
May/29
2014
Man-boy Snowden now fantasizes out loud that he was some sort of super-spy-hero-stealth-god. Whoopie. Fugitive US intelligence leaker Edward Snowden has described himself as a trained spy specialising in electronic surveillance, dismissing claims he was… more »
May/28
2014
Look everyone! It's the old "hate the hater"-bater. Roosh Vorek, a self-professed pick-up artist who writes books on attracting women, says attacks on the PUA community are unjustified. The critics, he contends, are the real ones responsible for "cr… more »
May/28
2014
Ffs people how fucking stupid can you even be? WASHINGTON (AP) -- In an embarrassing flub, the Obama administration accidentally revealed the name of the CIA's top official in Afghanistan in an email to thousands of journalists during the president's… more »
May/27
2014

Nuke Pakistan

They're all assholes over there. Exhibit A: Woman is murdered by her own kin for the crime of being a woman with self determination. LAHORE, Pakistan (AP) -- A pregnant woman was stoned to death Tuesday by her own family outside a courthouse in the… more »
May/27
2014
If the Pope comes to visit you do you: 1. Fail to make polite conversation 2. Display your ignorance by stating unchecked factoids 3. Insist that you're right when faced with one of the most scholarly men in the world? If yes to all three then your name… more »
May/26
2014
The title is disrespectful but precise and to the point: what does a person have to do in 2014 to be committed? It's a difficult question and the legal answers vary from state to state. I don't know that there is a consistent answer. Mental illness has… more »
May/25
2014
Spare us the details of the Kardashian bullshit spectacle. PLEASE. No one cares, it does NOTHING for the betterment of mankind. It is purely waste for the sake of waste. No one needs that shit. I'd rather hear more about the President's ingrown toena… more »
May/24
2014
Elliot Rodger is the prime suspect in a drive by shooting near the University of California-Santa Barbara. The motivation behind this is because he supposedly can't find a girlfriend (AKA can't get laid). He outlines his angst in a video. His diabolical… more »
May/23
2014
Gotta love the GOP, they sure know how to court women to their cause... WASHINGTON (AP) -- The odds of hosting the Republican Party's next presidential convention have improved for Dallas, Denver, Cleveland and Kansas City, Missouri. Two other player… more »
May/22
2014
China has rejected nearly 1.5 million metric tons of corn. Why? Because it contains MIR 162, a GMO that has not been approved by China. This coming from a country implicated in distributing contaminated baby formula, ingredients used in dog treats th… more »
May/22
2014
Because the country is run by a bunch of miserable old sourpusses. A group of Iranian fans who created a tribute to Pharrell Williams' hit song Happy have been arrested. The video shows three men and three unveiled women dancing to the song on the… more »
May/22
2014
Which is what passes for politicians in Iran. TEHRAN, May 19 (UPI) --Officials in Iran were outraged Sunday after a photograph surfaced of Iranian actress Leila Hatami kissing Cannes film festival president Gilles Jacob on the cheek. Hatami is a Berlin… more »
May/21
2014

Microsoft Office Hell Plus

I have had the following changes at work over the past three months: - New digital phone and system from old school land line - New computer with upgrade to Windows 7 from Windows XP - Upgrade from Office 2010 to Office 2013 - Migration of email f… more »
May/21
2014
Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar, the folks who have taken "go forth and multiply" way too seriously, visited a fertility doctor. They've factory farmed kids and Michelle won't be happy until her uterus falls out. "We would love more children if God saw fi… more »
May/21
2014
So they still use XP heavily in China. Not any real surprise there, but when faced with a lack of support for the outdated OS from Microsoft the Chinese didn't bother upgrading, they decided to ban Windows 8 as a way to show their displeasure... China… more »
May/21
2014
It seems like every time you turn around there's ANOTHER activist judge on the loose. You have to wonder, where did they all come from? PHILADELPHIA (AP) -- Pennsylvania's ban on gay marriage was overturned by a federal judge Tuesday in a decision that… more »
May/20
2014
That seems to be the message from Chipotle... US fast-food chain Chipotle has asked customers not to bring firearms into its restaurants, after a group of gun rights advocates carried assault-style rifles into one in Texas. Following the display, a gun… more »
May/20
2014
"The Chinese government and Chinese military as well as relevant personnel have never engaged and never participated in so-called cybertheft of trade secrets," Foreign Ministry spokesman Hong Lei said in Beijing. "What the United States should do now is… more »
May/20
2014
Rinse think's Hill's age and health are fair targets for harassment, I think his name is a fair target... WASHINGTON, May 18 (UPI) --Republican National Committee Director Reince Priebus echoed strategist Karl Rove's concerns about a head injury Hillary… more »
May/20
2014

Life's Debris

I've been going through boxes recently. Boxes upon boxes. Some of the boxes hold other boxes. Most are full of things I've collected over the years - comics, sketch pads, scraps and mementos. Some of these things have been sitting in boxes for many… more »
May/19
2014
Hey Robert! I hear you like calling people names, like say, our President. Well guess what, I'm calling you a name: Cocktard. That's a Cock (Penis) crossed with a R-tard. Equals you. (CNN) - A small-town police commissioner in New Hampshire, who… more »
May/19
2014
He's a pussy. A sorry one at that. Convicted rogue trader Jerome Kerviel says he will not return to France to face a three-year prison term without hearing from President Hollande. Kerviel, 37, caused his bank Societe Generale losses of 4.9bn euros… more »
May/18
2014
Jerry responded to my craigslist ad warning people about him. " Lol wow lady I give u props u go to extreme measures I must say. First off I got rid of his ass because he tore my house up and I was actually forced to give him up. So get the facts right… more »
May/17
2014
Ohkayeee. So. How exactly did Connecticut manage to elect someone with common sense? Follow up question: Can we clone him? HARTFORD, Conn., May 16 (UPI) --Connecticut Governor Dannel Malloy said he is not in favor banning chocolate milk in his state'… more »
May/16
2014
This was not, I repeat *not* my idea. But it's too bloody fucking brilliant not to post. I wonder if stand your ground could be used as a defense if you claimed you felt your sanity was in mortal danger... "I was afraid my brain cells would all die"… more »
May/16
2014
Next up on the EU clown parade we have Sigmar Gabriel from Germany working really, really hard to dispel the notion that all Germans are smart. Take it away Siggy. BERLIN (AP) -- Germany's economy minister says Google may have such a dominant market… more »
May/15
2014
You know the nice thing about the EU is that they don't discriminate against the mentally challenged. In Europe they can rise to the highest positions. Viviane is solid proof of that fact. Google has received fresh takedown requests after a European… more »
May/14
2014
This is just a little advice, if the person sitting next to you has the floor (as in speaking into a microphone and addressing those present), it might be a good idea to avoid going on mining expeditions into body orifices. Especially if the proceedings… more »
May/13
2014
NEW YORK, May 13 (UPI) --Ann Coulter came under fire on social media after she tweeted a version of #BringBackOurGirls with #BringBackOurCountry. The conservative pundit decided to do her own version of first lady Michelle Obama's photo, which showed a… more »
May/12
2014
Every time I see a woman with a headscarf for religious purpose I think "there goes another head slave." Turns out not all women want to be slaves. Women across Iran are posting photos of themselves without the hijab to a dedicated Facebook page called… more »
May/11
2014
Conchita Wurst won Eurovision. What would American's think of the act? Most of America knows RuPaul. I would dare say that most of American also loves RuPaul but that might just be me, because I love everything about Hir. But I also live in the… more »
May/10
2014
The Koch fuckers are back at it, using their supreme-court sanctioned wealth to buy America. Problem is the stupid-stupid voters who just swallow the cheap crap they're fed on TV without a second thought. BOSTON (AP) -- A group backed by the conserva… more »
May/09
2014
I got this phone call while packing for a weekend away. I couldn't help it, I started laughing. First due to "another one of THOSE calls." Them due to his thick Indian accent, I was thinking "Frank? More like Farosh or something like that." As I was… more »
May/09
2014
I actually saw this on the way to work today and I honestly thought "WTF?" BOSTON (AP) -- Perhaps the reason notoriously aggressive Boston drivers don't use their turn signals is that no one's ever put it in terms they understand. The Massachusett… more »
May/08
2014
Trick question. Because you can't on the screen any more. MOSCOW, May 5 (UPI) -- Russian President Vladimir Putin has signed a law to ban swear words from movies, theater productions and concerts. The law goes into effect on July 1 and will penalize… more »
May/08
2014
William Baer probably never had a "heart to heart" discussion with his daughter about sex and probably never will. Because the topic just freaks him the fuck out. GILFORD, N.H., May 6 (UPI) -- William Baer, of Gilford, N.H., was handcuffed at a school… more »
May/08
2014
The airline industry is pissed. Obama won't let them go back to misleading customers about actual costs of plane fares. So they're taking their gripes to congress... WASHINGTON (AP) -- Airlines tried and failed to block a federal rule making them tell… more »
May/08
2014
ROCKVILLE, Md., May 4 (UPI) -- A gun store owner in Maryland has given up on plans to sell the first smart gun in the United States after anti-gun control extremists threatened to murder him if he sold the weapon.[..] Opponents of gun control efforts… more »
May/07
2014
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May/07
2014
Poor little white boy feels his manhood threatened because he's being asked to look inward rather than outward at all the money he's going to be making. Maybe. In an opinion piece originally carried last month by a conservative Princeton student… more »
May/07
2014
Sadly this is not one of those "surprise ending" stories... HEARNE, Texas (AP) -- A 93-year-old Central Texas woman was fatally shot at her home by a police officer answering a call about a person with a gun, authorities said. Pearlie Golden, a longtime… more »
May/07
2014
According to the still-dominant-majority-of-conservatives it's ok to proselytize so long as you're not obvious about it. WASHINGTON (AP) -- A narrowly divided Supreme Court upheld decidedly Christian prayers at the start of local council meetings on… more »
May/06
2014
The students will never get the time or the memories back, but at the very least they deserve their money back. Forty students from Jensen Beach High School booked a private charter bus, or party bus, to take them to prom. When they arrived, they wer… more »
May/06
2014
Mary Kirby birthed Andre Robinson, that evil spawn that kicked a cat like a soccer ball. Why do I say she might be trying for mother of the year? Because she is defending her sweet little boy. Yes that was sarcasm. ?That cat is fine, I told y?all the… more »
May/06
2014
Countdown to second amendment apocalypse... and Go! WASHINGTON (AP) -- Hillary Rodham Clinton said Tuesday the nation's gun culture has gotten "way out of balance" and the U.S. needs to rein in the notion that "anybody can have a gun, anywhere,… more »
May/06
2014
Polio is coming back. I remember as a child being immunized against it. The US is considered free of the crippling disease. But war torn nations, especially muslim ones are seeing a terrify resurgence. LONDON (AP) -- For the first time ever, the World… more »
May/05
2014
Andre Robinson and his friends think its funny to hurt an innocent animal. A video shows the cretin in lurking the cat to him and then he kicks the poor kitty about 10 feet. The cat is reportedly a fixture in the Brevoort Houses in Brooklyn, NY. Hon… more »
May/05
2014

No Safety?

Am I the only one stunned that a circus act in this day and age would have a single point of failure with no backup system for safety? PROVIDENCE, R.I. (AP) -- A carabiner is the only piece of equipment investigators have found that failed in a circus… more »
May/04
2014
German chancellor Angela Merkel is supposed to be an iron lady of diplomacy. So why is she setting out the doilies and inviting Putin to tea? Merkel also gave a strong endorsement of potential new sanctions against Russia. ?In Europe, we have taken a… more »
May/03
2014
Mike Fair is an asshole. Actually a special kind of asshole. He's an ELECTED asshole, which should mean that the public would be allowed to stuff shit into his ass to watch it come out his mouth but GUESS WHAT? It already does? Must be a miracle. A MIRA… more »
May/02
2014
Dear Adobe. Fuck you. I don't want fucking McAfee and I don't give a shit how much money they're paying you to bundle their crapware in with the Flash update. It's not funny, it's not free and it's not what I want. SO QUIT IT. Or continue to earn my op… more »
May/01
2014
MISSOULA, Mont. (AP) -- The German consulate called for justice Wednesday after a homeowner fired four blasts from a shotgun into his garage, killing a 17-year-old exchange student who was inside. The investigation into the killing of Diren Dede of… more »