Archives for: "April 2014"

Apr/30
2014
You never hear anyone booing during Robocop or Terminator movies but when science fiction comes to real life the troglodytes go fucking apeshit. "ME NO UNNERSTAND, ME HATE SMART PEOPLE, LOVE GUNS BAM BAM, KILL YOU." At least that's my take on the what… more »
Apr/29
2014
If you're not making over $100k per year why vote GOP? I don't get it. What is it about the GOP that attracts middle and poorer classes? What is it that appeals to them? The GOP clearly and openly hates the poor. Every law that deals with helping o… more »
Apr/28
2014
The funny thing about beating people with a stick is that sometimes they take that stick away from you and beat you right back. CHARLOTTE, N.C. (AP) -- A coalition of clergy members filed a novel federal lawsuit Monday against North Carolina's consti… more »
Apr/27
2014
Polititard Paul seems to have confused the concepts of "freedom of expression" with "freedom of repression" because his definition of victory is denying another American the right to speak. OKLAHOMA CITY, April 25 (UPI) -- A conservative state lawmaker… more »
Apr/26
2014
Oh those guys at the NRA, they're such kidders... WASHINGTON, April 23 (UPI) -- The National Rifle Association has decided to stop publicly opposing a law that would require those accused of domestic violence to surrender their guns. Fun and funny!… more »
Apr/25
2014

Juxtaposition

INDIANAPOLIS (AP) -- Several potential Republican presidential candidates courted gun-rights supporters Friday at the National Rifle Association's annual convention, talking up their pro-gun credentials while imploring the crowd to fight not just for… more »
Apr/25
2014
Netanyahu still thinks he's calling the shots. It's funny. Funny sad that is. Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas must abandon Fatah's pact with Hamas if he wants peace, Israel's Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has told the BBC. Israel earlier… more »
Apr/24
2014
And granola. Don't forget the granola. MELBOURNE, Fla. (AP) -- A central Florida elementary school has stopped a long-standing practice of serving students Mountain Dew before standardized tests.[..] Brevard County schools spokeswoman Michelle Irwin… more »
Apr/24
2014

So This Sucks

http://www.indystar.com/story/news/crime/2014/04/24/bicyclist-killed-bus-near-northside-school/8086727/ An adult bicyclist was killed Thursday morning after colliding with an Indianapolis Public Schools bus on the Northwestside. The bicyclist, who… more »
Apr/24
2014
Imagine you come home to find your home had been burglarized. It would be normal to call the police to file a report. You certainly wouldn't expect the pig, er, police officer, to execute your dog for barking on its own property. That is what happened… more »
Apr/24
2014
And he's basically just an idiot on a soapbox. The funny thing is how this guy went so fast from being a "patriot" to "dipshit". You'd think as some point conservatives would wake up and smell the stupid. Or maybe that's the problem, each time it… more »
Apr/23
2014
Actually they're not babies and I doubt very much that the esteemed politicians in the case could even distinguish aborted fetal tissue. But hey, apparently getting elected makes you a fucking expert in all things right? PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) -- County… more »
Apr/22
2014
They're trying more than our patience here... UNITED NATIONS (AP) -- A U.N. committee took no action Tuesday on the U.S. refusal to grant a visa to Iran's chosen ambassador to the United Nations after hearing from both sides.[..] President Barack Obama… more »
Apr/21
2014
Coming home from work I get behind a slow moving car. The traffic was light, so I went around. The car was four older folks, two women in the back, two men in the front. At the next light I went straight and pokey went right. I continued on my typical… more »
Apr/21
2014
What rhymes with Hunt? Oooo! I know, I know! (UPI) -- Virginia parents in Henrico County were disturbed after finding Easter eggs filled with racist notes dispersed throughout their community during their annual hunt on Sunday afternoon.[..] The e… more »
Apr/20
2014
She also has a bridge to sell you too. It's in Brooklyn. The rollout of the law in Oregon has been worse than in most other states, and Republicans are hoping a doctor has the credibility to capitalize on the resulting voter discontent. "Doctors are… more »
Apr/19
2014
The mom was clearly out of it: "I wonder why he's like that?" she asked. Everyone in the room wanted to point and shriek "Because you fucking SUCK as a parent you stupid bitch!" This wasn't little Damien's first trip to get his hair cut, but it migh… more »
Apr/18
2014
This time of year many parents or other adults will give a child a bunny. Please stop. Bunnies and chicks (and puppies and kittens) are living creatures. They need food, water, a reasonably clean place to sleep and a place to go to the bathroom. They… more »
Apr/17
2014
A formal study merely confirms what we all know as true: money and business rules this nation. "We the People" don't exist, it's "We the Rich" and everyone else is just dog poo. A new study from Princeton and Northwestern Universities concluded that the… more »
Apr/16
2014
Nothing like a shriveled up twat trying to tell young women what to expect for their future... WASHINGTON, April 16 (UPI) -- Conservative activist Phyllis Schlafly wrote an op-ed in the Christian Post saying if women are paid as much as men, they wil… more »
Apr/15
2014
A long time ago, and I mean a LONG FUCKING TIME AGO when I was a kid someone told me this joke their dad (supposedly) told them about a bird called a Foo that would peck to death anyone that wiped foo-shit off after being pooped on. There. That's all… more »
Apr/14
2014
And there you have it folks, just what the pro-lifers want to see: what happens abortion is banned. I wonder if this makes them happy? PLEASANT GROVE, Utah (AP) -- Megan Huntsman was clear about what she did with six of her newborn babies. Huntsma… more »
Apr/14
2014
All cellphones offer several options to indicate an incoming call. From the discrete vibrate, to a ring like we typically attribute to land lines, to music and random noises. The music people choose can range from soft and soothing to jazzy and upbeat.… more »
Apr/13
2014
Funny how easy it is to get things like "empowering women to control their ability to reproduce" and "mad one-on-one hardc0re tranny action goatse-style" confused. Because they're like, totally similar things. They both have to do with hard dicks.… more »
Apr/13
2014
Rand wants the middle class to believe that the GOP is here for them. To do this he believes that his party need a "bold" message. What he omits is that the middle class has already gotten the message from the GOP which is: die you fucking scum.… more »
Apr/12
2014
I love how he's now a "hero" for stealing from his fellow citizens. He's nothing more than a dickless asshole who refuses to acknowledge what other law abiding citizens have been doing all along. The fight between Bundy and the Bureau of Land Management… more »
Apr/12
2014
Dan Becker is a special person. He takes misogyny to a whole new level. See in Dan's mind women aren't people with thoughts and feelings, they're vessels for carrying a man's baby. Any man's. At any time. So rape and incest aren't crimes and resulting… more »
Apr/12
2014
Utah Attorney General Sean says that more »
Apr/11
2014
"It's natural and part of Islam, of course we wouldn't want to showcase someone who speaks against it." That's my take on the whole turnaround on Ayaan Hirsi Ali. BOSTON (AP) -- Brandeis University has transformed an accolade into "a moment of shaming"… more »
Apr/10
2014
You gotta love the whole bipolar attitude towards women. It's all kissy, kissy when they want the votes and once they get them it's "Back in the kitchen Bitch." WASHINGTON (AP) -- Republicans blocked a Senate bill Wednesday aimed at narrowing the pay… more »
Apr/09
2014
But you shore can with 3 K's. Take it away boys! NEW LENOX, Ill., April 4 (UPI) -- If Ku Klux Klan members can?t get along, there?s not much hope for the rest of us? A beef has arisen between two Illinois KKK groups about whether one of the… more »
Apr/09
2014
Yeah I love it when Stay At Home Mommie takes the high-n-mighty to her working peer: "well I clearly love my family more..." No actually, you're just stupider. NEW YORK (AP) -- The rising cost of child care is among likely reasons for a rise in the… more »
Apr/08
2014
Hey John, you're an asshole you know that? CONCORD, N.H. (AP) -- A veteran New Hampshire judge has retired and been reprimanded after he made comments believed to disparage female lawyers. The New Hampshire Judicial Conduct Committee formally… more »
Apr/08
2014
He's back at it again, daytime dramatics to prove he's sorry, so very, very, sorry. PRETORIA, South Africa (AP) -- A subdued Oscar Pistorius on Tuesday described dinner at home, chatting and looking at cell phone photos with Reeva Steenkamp on the last… more »
Apr/08
2014
And she still sucks at much as she ever did in telling the truth, but man oh man is she good at licking her Daddy's ass... Liz Cheney, the former vice president?s daughter who held several positions in the U.S. State Department during the George W. Bush… more »
Apr/07
2014
Those of you who know me probably saw this rant coming. PHILADELPHIA (AP) -- A 2-year-old boy apparently shot and killed his 11-year-old sister while they and their siblings played with a gun inside a Philadelphia home, police said Sunday.[..] The… more »
Apr/06
2014
Tom-Jan Hüsch beat up the innocent little dog that his ex-girlfriend gave him as revenge for her breaking up with him. The big man hit the little dog to prove what a big man he is (link - warning - its a bit disturbing). Maybe his girlfriend would have… more »
Apr/06
2014
"If you don't play it our way we'll take your ball and go home." It seems like every time Israel is backed into a corner of its own making the threats come down thick, fast and repetitive: if you don't do what we want we won't cooperate with you. The la… more »
Apr/05
2014
Ol' Glenn seems to have slipped a few cogs in the ol' wheel there because he's making even less sense than usual. And that's quite an achievement. Remember when Hitler would go all mouth-frothy? Well this is the Glenn Beck impersonation of "why poor… more »
Apr/04
2014
Most would not consider these elements of a job interview outfit. Unless that job is to muck pig crap out of a barn. All he was missing was rubber boots. However, the guy we were interviewing for a promotion doesn't get paid to shovel crap. Well at… more »
Apr/04
2014
Modern cubicle world office = little privacy. This is a known. The lady next to me was making a personal call with her cell phone on speaker. It's bad enough when someone is on a regular phone call and you can hear one end. The annoying factor is ra… more »
Apr/04
2014
Funny thing is her parents are about to come out with a book about how Christians are being repressed and all... April 1 (UPI) -- Marcos Perez, of Oviedo, Calif., said his 5-year-old daughter told him that a teacher at Carillon Elementary stopped her… more »
Apr/03
2014
It's an exclusive club that members are just dying to get into... BERLIN (AP) -- A new burial area for lesbians only is being inaugurated this weekend in a two-century-old cemetery in the German capital. A 400-square-meter (4,300-square-foot) area… more »
Apr/02
2014
Good ol' USA, the best place to be free if you're rilly, rilly rich that is. Because the rest of us, humans formerly known as "middle class" are what comes out of the other end of the dog. And the poor, well they don't count at all. I mean do they even… more »
Apr/01
2014
Bitch deserves to be described by worse adjectives but those are a decent start. "When Planned Parenthood loses, women win," said Cathi Herrod, president of the Center for Arizona Policy[..], a powerful anti-abortion group that pushed the 2012 law, has… more »