Archives for: "March 2014"

Mar/31
2014
The fuck is up with Cartoon Network? All their new toons are fugly and not just ugly-baby fugly but moldy-shit-on-a-platter ugly. The latest in this "trend" is Clarence. If you managed to watch all of the pilot (I couldn't) it's hard not to notice that… more »
Mar/30
2014
It's hard to imagine the sheer magnitude of stupidity that some people can exhibit until you experience it first hand. It all started with a wrong number... "This is her phone! You must have stolen it! She wouldn't have given me the wrong number!"… more »
Mar/29
2014
Any 18 year old should know right from wrong. Steven Fields had $30,000 deposited into his bank account. So is it "finders keepers" or "lets give it back to the right person because I know this isn't mine"? I know what my opinion is, but the opinions o… more »
Mar/29
2014
Accordin' to Greg women don't need no equal pay 'cause it's too much for their fluffy women's brains to handle. March 25 (UPI) -- Texas Democratic gubernatorial candidate Wendy Davis slammed her Republican opponent Greg Abbot after campaign staffers of… more »
Mar/28
2014
I'm sorry was that an unladylike comment? Tough tits bitch. You deserve it! "She's a pure, 100 percent tomboy," said her great-grandfather Carroll Thompson, who along with his wife Doris adopted their granddaughter's child. But to Timberlake Chris… more »
Mar/28
2014
I have interviewed people for jobs in my own office before. A couple of weeks ago I was asked to sit on interviews in program at the place I work. The position is a promotion for those interviewing and it is similar to the position I have now. Lets face… more »
Mar/28
2014
So NOT Gangnam style. Male university students in North Korea are now required to get the same haircut as their leader Kim Jong-un, it is reported. The state-sanctioned guideline was introduced in the capital Pyongyang about two weeks ago, Radio Free… more »
Mar/27
2014
We all just got shiny new computers in my office. With the phasing out of Windows xp, our old ones weren't going to cut it anymore. It's bad enough trying to adjust to all the new "features" on the computers themselves, resetting what we can and sucking… more »
Mar/27
2014
Seems attention and fun are time dependent. The longer you wait the better chance both those things can grow stale. The disappointing performance of King in the early going may reflect concerns that profits may be too closely tied to what could be a… more »
Mar/26
2014
Apparently a big, fat, wealthy literary agency doesn't mind stealing money from little old ladies. To me that makes them fucking assholes. Note, if you're FROM Wylie and reading this let me point out that the dead CAN come back to haunt you. And you de… more »
Mar/26
2014
"Pay me or else..." In this case the "or else" involves playing a guitar. And while you might wonder what they were playing that was so bad, but in this case it's more about who. March 24 (UPI) -- A Texas town was so intent on ridding themselves of the… more »
Mar/25
2014
Because they keep KILLING THE ANIMALS IN THE ZOO! A zoo in Denmark that provoked outrage after putting down a healthy giraffe has killed a family of four lions to make way for a new young male lion. Copenhagen Zoo says it "had to euthanise" two cu… more »
Mar/25
2014

Russian Roulette

Russia may have bitten off more than it can chew in annexing Crimea. And like a Fois Gras goose, it may be able to choke it down, but in the long run indigestion may lead to more severe consequences. The Hague, Netherlands (CNN) -- President Barack… more »
Mar/24
2014
I won't say anything... yet. The U.S. Commerce Department is relinquishing its hold over the group that manages the Internet?s architecture amid pressure to globalize its functions in the wake of reports about NSA surveillance. The National Teleco… more »
Mar/23
2014
When many people think of deer, they either get images of Bambi from the Disney classic they watched as kids or of a deer serenely grazing away in an idyllic field. And deer do have their place. However a lack of natural predators, a lack of hunters and… more »
Mar/22
2014
What do the Weekly World News and Vogue have in common? Kim Tardashian! ?Part of the pleasure of editing ?Vogue,? one that lies in a long tradition of this magazine, is being able to feature those who define the culture at any given moment, who stir… more »
Mar/21
2014
You know it's crass, uncouth and unsophisticated to celebrate the passing of a fellow man. But Fred weren't no fellow. He was just a plain old asshole the world is better off without. All of that was irrelevant to Phelps, who died late Wednesday. He was… more »
Mar/20
2014
I guess he thought he was being clever and perhaps he was because the "bad pizza crust" analogy is now newsworthy. It still doesn't disguise the fact that in order to effect change a person or group must do more than want change, it must actually… more »
Mar/19
2014
No one likes to pay taxes. I happen to live in the state that made the top of the list for the highest taxes. NY was ranked 51st on the list from lowest to highest in tax burden. A good chunk of what I earn goes to taxes. Property taxes are high, bu… more »
Mar/18
2014
Even though the picture only says "twat" the super part is well deserved. more »
Mar/18
2014
Toldja that General would walk away with barely a scratch and I was right, isn't I? Sinclair has pleaded to several lesser violations of military law in the plea deal that was accepted by a military judge on Monday. Prosecutors finished their part of… more »
Mar/17
2014
If it's not cramps, or heels, or bras trying to constrict your breathing, or migraines, or assholes hitting on you, or worse actually hitting you then it's this BULLSHIT CONSERVATISM TRYING TO KEEP YOU POOR AND PREGNANT... But I'm getting ahead of… more »
Mar/17
2014
I don't get the whole cycle: conservatives legislate against women only to have the courts strike it down over and over and over again. The wasted time and effort gets stupider, more costly and more ridiculous every time. Women are entitled to full… more »
Mar/16
2014
Admittedly I was NOT eating chicken and waffles but rather "chicken and waffles" flavored potato chips from Lays. But I think my net response would be the same: Gross. I've been seeing this new "taste sensation" for about a year now. Most of the plac… more »
Mar/16
2014

Officer Tailgate

Coming home last night I was driving down a rural country road. It was not a road I was completely familiar with, but one that I had traveled fairly frequently in the past as a passenger. I had only driven it myself one other time. At one point a car… more »
Mar/15
2014
Senator Joe Manchin introduced a bill that would require the FDA to rescind approval for Zohydro, a painkiller that uses hydrocodone without acetaminophen. There have been dire warnings about liver toxicity from excessive doses of acetaminophen. That is… more »
Mar/14
2014
A prison is still a prison no matter how nice. GENEVA (AP) -- The United Nations has received pleas to help free several Saudi Arabian princesses allegedly being held against their will in a royal compound, officials confirmed Wednesday. Allegations… more »
Mar/14
2014
Kinda awesome, because even if you DO something completely heinous enough to be brought up on charges you'll never actually go to court. Because, you know, the boy's club will see that it never happens... somehow. (CNN) -- The defense and prosecution… more »
Mar/13
2014
Yep she's got man hands but that's probably because she was born a he. Which is ok, until you want to: have a baby or compete in a competition for women. (CNN) -- A transgender woman prohibited from competing in a strength competition as a female is… more »
Mar/13
2014
I like how the one person who can't speak up for their own defense is getting all the blame. Real fur if you ask me... March. 12 (UPI) -- The Oregon cat that attacked a baby and trapped his owners in their bedroom over the weekend won?t be losing one… more »
Mar/12
2014
Or rather wants to cut OFF the cheese. Well access to the name at least. As part of trade talks, the EU wants to limit the use of names like Parmesan, feta and Gorgonzola on cheese made in the United States. The argument is that the American-made… more »
Mar/12
2014
Or on drugs. Or maybe both. Guess which answer I guess? STATE COLLEGE, Pa. (AP) -- The wife of former Penn State assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky says she "definitely" believes her husband is innocent despite being convicted of sexually abusing… more »
Mar/12
2014
Remember when phone-sex was invented? No? Lies and bullshit, you know you do because you probably did it at some point with someone you dated at sometime. I'll only believe to the contrary if you never dated someone which is only likely if you're a monk… more »
Mar/12
2014
You know these Ukrainians mean business when they break out their secret weapon. I have to admit, it frightens even ~me. A report from the Ukrainian town of Feodosiya claims Russia has been broadcasting propaganda to local people over loudspeakers ?… more »
Mar/11
2014
Kevin Swanson is Christian radio host. He's not just any Christian radio host, advocates home schooling and he makes Pat Robertson look like a leftist. For all his right and mighty preaching, all I can say is the man has got to be a rabid pervert. H… more »
Mar/11
2014
http://www.timesofisrael.com/ultra-orthodox-to-protest-idf-draft-bill-in-new-york/ more »
Mar/11
2014
PRETORIA, South Africa (AP) -- Hunched over, vomiting into a bucket by his feet and retching loudly, Oscar Pistorius was vividly reminded at his murder trial Monday of the gruesome injuries he inflicted on his girlfriend when a pathologist described how… more »
Mar/11
2014

Active Shooter

What's worse than having your bicycle tire blow out unexpectedly while in the office? Having it blow out unexpectedly while in the office and parked right behind the ex-Marine with PTS flares is infinitely worse. We all more or less were pretty well… more »
Mar/10
2014
He's not getting any quotes from me because he doesn't deserve any. He may call himself a "defender" of the constitution, but last I checked I neither voted for him or espoused any of his beliefs. Imho all he's done is exile himself as a means to gain n… more »
Mar/09
2014
Because 100% of the people can agree 100% of the time on 100% of everything. (When you live in a commie dictatorship that will kill you if you aren't.) PYONGYANG, North Korea (AP) -- With no one else on the ballot, state media reported Monday that… more »
Mar/08
2014

Because Guns!

You want 'em, we need 'em, guns, guns, guns. Seriously though, when was the last time you defended either your property or your life with one successfully? CHICAGO (AP) -- A woman working at a Chicago thrift store was killed when a gun that was i… more »
Mar/07
2014
Rachel Canning recently sued her parents for child support and tuition at her private high school. The judge didn't want to set a precedent and she lost. However, Rachel's case on whether her parents must pay her college tuition is pending. The brat… more »
Mar/06
2014

Be Healthy Be Miserable

Ok I'm tired of it all. Everything, absolutely everything that tastes decent is bad for you: salt, booze, meat, dairy, carbs, whatever it is, it's all bad and will make us sick, so why live at all? The latest target on the hate-food list is sugar.… more »
Mar/05
2014
I am sick, sick, sick of all the fucking assholes abusing the carry-on bag policy. I wholeheartedly support the idea of making them go ALL the way back to the ticket counter and checking their leviathan-on-wheels for extra bucks. NEW YORK (AP) -- Uni… more »
Mar/05
2014
Mar/04
2014
This guy... it's hard to really sum up how great this guy is, and yes I really do mean that literally. No sarcasm. A school dropout from a poor family in southern India has revolutionised menstrual health for rural women in developing countries by… more »
Mar/03
2014
So I brought a coffee cake in to work today, I happened to have an extra around (these things happen when family suddenly comes to visit.) And so I generously decided to share the wealth with my coworkers. It was a nice coffee cake, big, bundt-style… more »
Mar/02
2014
Ukraine is not actually part of the EU which is part of the problem, nevertheless it remains a mystery why the EU has failed, thus far, to take any concrete initiatives as the tinderbox on their continent begins to ignite. Fearing that Europe's borde… more »
Mar/01
2014
Mea Culpa that is. [Kelly] Blazek's response to an e-mail and LinkedIn request from Diana Mekota, a 26-year-old planning to move to Cleveland this summer, has made the rounds on Reddit, Buzzfeed and other viral hotspots after Mekota posted it to her… more »