Archives for: "December 2013"

Dec/31
2013
Ok, to the cocktarded fuckwad who decided to "make Deadpool at PC game at the last minute" I have one thing to say: Eat A Dick. I don't use WASD, I never have, I never will and the fact that you can't BIND CONTROLS TO ANY KEY YOU WANT is prurient turd-w… more »
Dec/30
2013
France's highest court has approved a 75% tax on high earners that is one of President Francois Hollande's signature policies. The initial proposal to tax individual incomes was ruled unconstitutional by the Constitutional Council almost exactly one… more »
Dec/30
2013
Some of my friends mock me for my old school flip phone. My one friend held out his phone to me and said "It's 1990, they want their phone back." I tell them I like my phone. Its fine for me. I don't use my cell phone much. I have a cheap pay-as-you-go… more »
Dec/29
2013
It's an interesting take, a veterinary student who credits animals for saving her life. Through their torture and death. Here, read the snippit if you're not familiar. An Italian student suffering from a rare disease has denounced death threats she r… more »
Dec/28
2013
It took less than two seconds before my outrage faded into 'hmmmmm'. On the surface A&E has caved, much to the joy and chortling of the Asshole Faithbased (Oh Lawd has HEARED our paYERS! And re-instateded that may-an who, like us, b'lieves that Gays… more »
Dec/27
2013
So here it is: the longer you wait to buy your gift the cheaper it *might* be. Of course if it doesn't arrive in time you wind up like this... Shipping problems experienced by parcel delivery firms UPS and FedEx have left some US customers without the… more »
Dec/26
2013
There are 46 million Faith Driven Consumers in America today who spend 1.75 trillion dollars annually," the petition reads. "Should you refuse to equally respect and welcome our legitimately held views, we will gladly stop watching this and all other… more »
Dec/26
2013
I used to love google maps. I found everything intuitive. From the placement of the little yellow guy to how to get directions. Then google decided to screw that all up. No matter how many times I type in "maps.google.com", I get redirected to it's evil… more »
Dec/25
2013
And Happy Holidays to you, whatever your bag. more »
Dec/24
2013
You know, if you say "Utah" over and over again really fast it sounds like a cheer... SALT LAKE CITY (AP) -- A federal appeals court ruled Tuesday that gay marriages can continue in Utah, denying a request from the state to halt same-sex weddings that… more »
Dec/24
2013
A&E punts Phil Robertson, the Great-Gran' Pappy of duck-call dynasty, to the curb for expressing views that are less than heartwarming (Gays are goin' ta hell, and Blacks loved living as slaves). Now of course there's hue and cry from several sector… more »
Dec/23
2013
Hi Claudia! I read your comments about the performers who were INVITED to perform at your holiday parade. I also read your stupid, head-in-twat comments. Since you were nice enough to vent your opinion I thought I'd let you know that I read your comme… more »
Dec/22
2013

Ha Ha Ha Utah

So how's it feelin' Utah? Feelin' a little more LIBURUL these days mebbe? Consider it a compliment, a fast-track that brings your state a little more in line with the bigger dogs in our Union. Yes, the right for anyone to marry the person they love is n… more »
Dec/21
2013

Stayin' Alive

This post isn't as lighthearted as the title seems to suggest. You've been warned. Imagine that you're in the family waiting room outside the OR. It's pretty full with relatives, spouses waiting for word on their loved one. Most are pretty tired, or… more »
Dec/20
2013

Monkey Island Nation

"The American people would get better government out of Monkey Island at the local zoo than we're giving them today," said Democratic Rep. John Dingell of Michigan as the government slid into shutdown mode. (AP) Truer words were never said. more »
Dec/19
2013

Dear India: Go Suck It

So India is all upset that we put one of their consular workers (NOT DIPLOLMAT) in prison for: a) lying on a legal form and b) abusing her servant. They want an apology for how we treated her. As if. NEW DELHI (AP) -- India's information minister la… more »
Dec/18
2013

Headphone Culture

Emily Post must be a'rollin' because it's not polite to walk around with your fingers in your ears. Or the modern equivalent: wearing headphones. I see it all the time, every day in fact, people wearing huge-ass headphones at work as they walk the… more »
Dec/17
2013
Ever have a shitty couple of days? I mean really shitty? Well I got that goin' on. Between the snow (40 minute commute home = 160 minute commute home), and the general jackassery on the road (no NEW snow, but today's commute still took 4x as long), a… more »
Dec/16
2013

Hardly A Deterrent

I'm not sure who Snowden is preaching to, but anyone swallowing this is either, naive, stupid or both. RIO DE JANEIRO (AP) -- National Security Agency leaker Edward Snowden wrote in a lengthy "open letter to the people of Brazil" that he's been inspi… more »
Dec/15
2013
Ok let's get this straight, we're talking about purely FICTIONAL characters here. Based on what we believe today, there IS no Santa and there WAS no Jesus. They're mythological figures. Maybe there were people who either invented the rumors or served… more »
Dec/14
2013

Affluenza vs. Destitutitus

As U235 pointed out a few days ago a spoiled brat (Ethan Couch) in Texas got off with not much more than a harsh finger wag for killing four people. Why? Because he suffers from affluenza. Mommy and Daddy were too preoccupied to teach him right from… more »
Dec/14
2013
Is it the holiday season? Or that they're all tired out? Or even maybe the guilt of not fucking doing their job is getting to them? Nah, that's just crazy talk... WASHINGTON, Dec. 12 (UPI) -- The U.S. House Thursday passed a two-year bipartisan budget… more »
Dec/13
2013
Over last weekend a young man died during a hazing ritual for a fraternity at a college. When I read about these things, I ask myself why would anyone put up with the abuse? Are these people so desperate to be accepted by an "organization" that they… more »
Dec/12
2013

Then Punish The Parents

Ethan Couch, a very spoiled kid, kills people then gets no jail time. The rationale is that "more expensive" treatment will make him a better human, rather than paying for the cost of his crimes as most people would. Further, the reasoning states, it'… more »
Dec/11
2013
Oh and the feathers. Can't forget the feathers. The administration had spent $677 million on website technology through the end of October, aiming for smoother operations, but with results still well short of perfection. Republicans have called f… more »
Dec/10
2013

Dave Agema: Dickhead

That's really the nicest thing I can call an asshole like Dave. Republican National Committeeman Dave Agema created the controversy during a speech Thursday at a party meeting in Berrien County. "Folks, [homosexuals] want free medical because they… more »
Dec/09
2013
President Obama directed that flags be flown at half staff through today to honor the late Nelson Mandela. I found this act a bit unusual, so I did some digging and found out it is unusual for the US to show this honor to foreign dignitaries. Our cu… more »
Dec/08
2013
Ok yes, yes I know, it comes as no surprise to anyone that Rush is busy being an R-Tard but this one is especially heartwarming and we must share. If you don't like it, go away, as our byline points out handily right there on the right above the… more »
Dec/07
2013
Jackie Turner put an add on Craigslist to rent a family for the holidays. Compensation? $8 an hour. If Jackie was on the east coast, I'd do it for free. Jackie found there were others that feel like me. And that there were others that feel like her. All… more »
Dec/06
2013
In mid-September, Glenn Broadnax was disturbed, which is to say he was unbalanced. He walked into traffic in NYC. As traffic piled up and police arrived, he reached into his pants pocket to get his wallet. Police, believing he was getting a gun, shot hi… more »
Dec/05
2013
Johnita writes for CNN. She makes money from the news. Thus her "emotionally wrenching" tale of being "emotionally wrenched" while gobbling down the Newtown 911 tapes is pukeworthy. But here, have a sour taste for yourself... (CNN) -- I cried severa… more »
Dec/04
2013
Yes you can sigh with relief: 20-Watt Baby Jesus is back in his magazine-rack creche on the neighbors lawn, same as always. More bulletins as news warrants! more »
Dec/03
2013
Ok really enough. I don't care who you are, I don't care what you do, I also don't care what you eat, how you look, or even what kinky fucking sex shenanigans you're into: JUST DON'T POST A PICTURE. I mean I get the whole voyeurism when you're takin… more »
Dec/02
2013
Seriously? Someone needs some lessons in etiquette. VATICAN CITY — Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has given Pope Francis a book about the Inquisition in Spain that was written by his late father. Netanyahu presented a Spanish translation of… more »
Dec/01
2013
I hate the phone. When it rings it's never a good thing, mainly because all the people I could *want* to hear from would contact me electronically. So when it rings I eye the little display with a measure of contempt and loathing. More so now that there… more »