Archives for: "November 2013"

Nov/30
2013
That is seemingly the message from the Motion Picture Association of America. I've seen R-rated movies depicting rape, sex, violent murder, even men receiving fellatio. Granted, certain body parts are obscured by creative filming angles and props, but w… more »
Nov/30
2013

KlearGear Sucks

Thinking of buying a cool toy online for someone for the holidays? Don't buy from KlearGear, they're assholes. After [KlearGear] fined a Utah couple $3,500 for writing a negative review and sparked a financial nightmare for more than a year, a publi… more »
Nov/29
2013
That's the nice title of this post. What I'd originally titled this post in my head was "Jason Pelletier is a cock." NEW YORK (AP) -- An appeals court has cleared a driver in a fatal crash after agreeing she faced an "unforeseen emergency" when a ba… more »
Nov/28
2013

Adobe Apricot

My mother-in-law is over for the holiday and while many live in dread of these events I welcome it because MY mother-in-law is wonderful and hilarious in an endearing way. This trait becomes especially pronounced when it comes to technology. The task… more »
Nov/27
2013
I posted previous about Maria Kang and her self congratuating, fatty hating attitude. In response to an article about real life plus-size women posting pictures of themselves in lingerie, the twat posted facebook: "The popular and unrelenting suppo… more »
Nov/26
2013
I am one of the lucky ones, I live in a state with Blue Laws. Oddly I never thought of it that way until just now. PROVIDENCE, R.I. (AP) -- Shoppers won't be lining up for Thanksgiving Day deals at stores in Rhode Island, Maine and Massachusetts. They… more »
Nov/25
2013
Because, you know, they really *need* the tax breaks more than the rest of us... MADISON, Wis. (AP) -- A federal judge has struck down a law that gives clergy tax-free housing allowances in a decision that could have far-reaching financial ramificati… more »
Nov/24
2013
I mean it would kinda explain why they're all strangely fit, wouldn't it? NEW YORK (AP) -- Butterball apparently has big fat mystery on its hands: The company says it doesn't know why some of its turkeys wouldn't plump up in time for Thanksgiving thi… more »
Nov/24
2013
I know someone who was laid off and is currently collecting unemployment. I have heard this person call in a few times. The system sucks. First off, the intro is looong. I understand, they must repeat it week after week for the morons out there, but it… more »
Nov/23
2013

Oh Gods No

Oh no, please no, no, no, no. WASHINGTON (AP) -- Rules against making cellphone calls during airline flights are "outdated," and it's time to change them, federal regulators said Thursday, drawing immediate howls of protest from flight attendants,… more »
Nov/22
2013
Some people have a hard time calling a spade a spade... SIMI VALLEY, Calif. (AP) -- A Costco store in Southern California drew some unwanted attention this week after labeling some of its Bibles as fiction. The Los Angeles Times reports Wednesday… more »
Nov/21
2013
Wish they had these when I was a little girl. Goldie Blox! Legos and Tinker Toys were my favorite toys, but Goldie Blox would have given them some competition. more »
Nov/21
2013

Glory's Resignation

"Glory", as she calls herself, should probably resign herself to a long stint being unemployed. ¬†Glory quit her auditing intership epically. Her letter can be seen here, but I will give a sniplet: ¬† Basically, my time here as an associate has confirmed… more »
Nov/21
2013
...All the way to the bank. A New York City warehouse celebrated for its graffiti art has been painted over in preparation for demolition, angering locals. The owners of the building in Queens nicknamed "5Pointz" covered more than a decade's worth of… more »
Nov/20
2013
Jon Boger "outed" a priest who performed a marriage ceremony for his gay son. Jon Boger has no conscience or humanity to speak of. He also has an axe to grind. SPRING CITY, Pa. (AP) -- A United Methodist minister from southeastern Pennsylvania who… more »
Nov/19
2013
I've said it before and I'll say it again: there is NO good reason any woman should live in Texas. WASHINGTON (AP) -- A sharply divided Supreme Court on Tuesday allowed Texas to continue enforcing abortion restrictions that opponents say have led more… more »
Nov/19
2013
Zimmerman is back in the news again. Whoopie-fucking-ki-eye-ay. APOPKA, Fla. (AP) -- George Zimmerman told a 911 operator that he never pulled a gun on his girlfriend, and that it was she who smashed a table at the home they shared outside Orlando.… more »
Nov/18
2013
So my buddy had a package delivered today. Actually I use the word "delivered" very loosely because the method involved chucking the box over a fence into the backyard. Curious, since there actually WAS a back gate on the fence and even curiouser (as… more »
Nov/17
2013
Cornelius Gurlitt, who inherited the hoard, told Der Spiegel magazine the paintings were "acquired legally". (BBC) A trove of artwork was uncovered in Germany recently. These pieces, many from extraordinarily famous artists, were stuffed in an apart… more »
Nov/16
2013
... Because everyone knows Chuck's favorite meal is salad... with Russian Dressing. more »
Nov/14
2013
Enough. Let's enshrine women's rights in law and call it a day. WASHINGTON, Nov. 13 (UPI) -- Democratic lawmakers on Capitol Hill in Washington Wednesday mounted an effort to thwart states' attempts to clamp down on abortion rights. They introduced… more »
Nov/13
2013
Fucking 'tards. Like it takes a GENIUS to tell that cracking a clam out of it's shell is going to kill it. World's oldest animal killed by scientists The 500-year-old clam was killed when researchers opened it to further study it.[..] The ocean q… more »
Nov/12
2013

It's A Guy Thing

Talking on the cell, holding it about a foot away from your face. It's a throwback, a GI Joe thing, like a walkie-talkie but totally modern. Yeah you could hold the phone to your ear, but isn't it way cooler to speak AT the phone rather than into it? more »
Nov/11
2013
There's some solace in the fact that those who still carry the battered and aging standard of sectarianism are mostly aging themselves. Soon, maybe sooner if they choose not to afford health care, they and their legacy of division will be a memory.… more »
Nov/10
2013
And chalks it up to "being herself." Who the fuck cares. more »
Nov/09
2013
No one called your baby a loser you dumb twat, they called YOU a loser. And imho you and EVERYONE who decides to put our society at risk by avoiding immunizing their children are losers. COLUMBIA, SC (WIS) - A South Carolina mother is outraged after a… more »
Nov/08
2013
I'm done with Amazon cloud more »
Nov/07
2013
Ok, see I get the whole "I'm the coach and my job is to make men out of boys" thing, but there's a line between what happens on the turn and what happens in the bush. If y'all take my meaning. A middle school football coach in Portland, Ore., has lo… more »
Nov/06
2013
I figure it's some sort of "irony" joke right? Their last name is "Black" after all. A Virginia mother let her 7-year-old son wear a Ku Klux Klan costume this Halloween because, she insisted, it's a family tradition.[..] "My brother has [worn it] when… more »
Nov/05
2013
Or several really, I imagine she has a whole collection. Of axes that is. HEMET, Calif. (AP) -- Police say a Southern California woman can throw a mean ax - and she used one to chase a burglar from her house. Hemet police say the woman called 911 on… more »
Nov/05
2013
Not even in the name of "saving him from himself". NEWARK, N.J. (AP) -- A southern New Jersey couple has sued Gov. Chris Christie over his signing of a bill banning so-called gay conversion therapy, claiming it violates their constitutional rights. The… more »
Nov/04
2013
Yeah I was confused at first but this totally cleared it up... "It's not death to American people, but it's against a portion of Americans who support oppressive policies in the world. If we say `death to America,' it is death to megalomania. `Death to… more »
Nov/04
2013
Well since Justin Bieber is an "inventor", the new social networking site must support which of the following behaviors: A. Fawning B. Shallow C. Narcissistic D. All of the above FORTUNE -- A new teen-focused social network called Shots Of Me… more »
Nov/03
2013
I do the bare minimum to be considered somewhat "social". I see the potential advantage to Facebook, but with every tweek the site gets worse. I used to like to go to my page and click on my "likes" to see what was going on with some of the different… more »
Nov/02
2013
She can do it, I know she can! TEHRAN, Iran (AP) -- Hard-liners in Iran have unveiled two new "Death to America" songs at the former U.S. Embassy in Tehran, hoping to keep anger high ahead of nuclear talks with Western powers. Nothing says "in yo… more »
Nov/01
2013
I'm not sure why Texas seems to have anti-muslim sentiments when all that they hold so dear is almost exactly what radical Islam does too. Why, they could be kissing cousins (well, except where that burqa gets in the way)! A day after a federal appe… more »
Nov/01
2013
Honestly I didn't want to make this post and then I thought, well wtf, I do post about Palin from time to time. So the basic story (no it's not worth an actual quote because it's truly not newsworthy) is that KK-attention-whore is pissed. Because she's… more »