Archives for: "July 2013"

Jul/31
2013
One is running for mayor. The other is running for comptroller. One sent pictures of his package, seemingly to any woman who would look. The other paid for a piece of ass. Both are arrogant, narcissistic bastards. Eliot Spitzer had declined to make a… more »
Jul/31
2013
Imagine being away from your home for a couple of weeks and coming home to find your locks changed and your belongs removed or trashed. That is what happened to Katie Barnett of McArthur, Ohio. The First National Bank in Wellston foreclosed on her house… more »
Jul/28
2013
It's true and you know it. You'll see the most hot-cha chick with a wince-worthy guy. The question comes to mind (perhaps after the brief flash of self-pity) why do the homely guys get all the hotties? The answer, and I'll bet deep down you already knew… more »
Jul/27
2013
I love how "religious" loonies want it both ways: technology when it's convenient but not when it makes them uncomfortable. In this case nut-job Kaye Beach has somehow decided that a high-def image taken for her drivers license is "satanic." Methinks… more »
Jul/26
2013
The title of the article in the UPI was "Bear walks into a bar, does not order a drink." Naturally I had to read it. Lonigan's Bar owner David Callahan got an unexpected patron Wednesday. Surveillance cameras at the Estes Park, Colo., bar showed… more »
Jul/25
2013

A Honest Review

So.. my company outsources some of it's functions. I know, it's shocking for a major company. But be that as it may, one of the applications I use was outsourced. That includes caring for the servers, the hosted application, and reporting functionality.… more »
Jul/25
2013

Baby Booyah

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have themselves a royal heir and the reviews seem to fall in one of three camps: "gung-ho happy", "meh" and "damned nuisance." Funny thing is how far apart each opinion is, those who are ecstatic are blitheringly… more »
Jul/24
2013
I can summarize it simply: Afghani pols are fucking retards. WASHINGTON (AP) -- Lawmakers threatened Afghanistan on Tuesday with severe cuts in foreign aid if President Hamid Karzai's government institutes an exit tax on American military equipment,… more »
Jul/23
2013
B37 is clearly greedy for fame and just as clearly she's been burned by it. From all descriptions she took few notes and seemed to have made up her mind very early on. The question in my mind is: did she throw the trial for her own benefit? The George… more »
Jul/22
2013
Dubai portrays itself as modern, but it's nothing but cheap varnish over a slum of tents. A Norwegian woman has spoken out about the 16-month prison sentence she received in Dubai after reporting a rape incident to police.[..] Ms Dalelv says she had… more »
Jul/21
2013
Outside the whole "Zimmerman got away with murder" and the "Zimmerman got off because he was defending himself" debates going on across the country, I have random thoughts. 1) None of us know exactly what Trayvon was doing when Zimmerman saw him. I'… more »
Jul/21
2013
Well yeah, it's always been like this. Catholics believe that any bad act can be "erased" simply by waving a magic wand. Money, confession, whathaveyou are the solution to fucking someone over. Must be nice to just insert another quarter in the… more »
Jul/20
2013
BLUF: Muslim men are so weak and women scare them. Islamic clerics and tribal elders in Pakistan's north-west Khyber Pakhtunkhwa province have barred women from shopping without a male relative.[..] The step is reportedly aimed at keeping men from… more »
Jul/20
2013
Judith Callegari is no one important. She's a snot-nosed trollop who managed to score 15 minutes of fame by betraying her best friend. In addition she ruined the reputations her friend's husband and the legal firm he's employed with. JK Rowling h… more »
Jul/19
2013
I accidentally delete something from my desktop. Omfg it drives me crazy. Today I was distracted as I picked up my phone. Somehow, some way I managed to delete the clock from the top of the display. I only realized it later when the desktop looked odd.… more »
Jul/18
2013
It's hot on TV and in movies so why not make some money off it? That must have been the initial concept behind Rolling Stone's issue on the Boston Marathon Bomber Tsarnaev. more »
Jul/17
2013
What's the big deal with having a baby? Babies are cute right? And if you don't want to be a parent just give the lil' tyke up for adoption and you can go right back to your life. Orly? Many women are left with scars, stretch marks, and loose skin after… more »
Jul/16
2013
Oh that Krazy Kirstie, she thinks (that's a joke right there folks) that anyone ditching scientology needs to be drawn and quartered. Silly pudge-bag even tried to rally public support for her pyramid-scheming psudoscience cult. Funny how that didn't… more »
Jul/16
2013
Ha, ha, no. more »
Jul/16
2013
Recently, ABC decided to hire Jenny McCarthy to replace a host on the daytime talk show, ‘The View’. Honestly, while I’m not entirely surprised, I’m immensely disappointed. Jenny is a self-deluded conspiracy theorist who is actively working to increase… more »
Jul/15
2013
It was magic. I was travelling under a golden cloud of preeminent good luck. Wherever I went, wherever I wanted to go the lights were green, there was no traffic in my way. I am unclear as to what I did to deserve this joyous automotive bliss but I am… more »
Jul/14
2013
The courts aren't at fault for Zimmerman walking away from killing someone. The fault lies directly with the laws enacted by Florida lawmakers. Essentially you're *allowed* to kill someone if you feel threatened, even IF you voluntarily put yourself i… more »
Jul/13
2013
Well he did it. He rammed through the most oppressive, anti-woman bill in the nation. A blatantly unconcealed attempt to pander to religious conservatives by removing a woman's right to decide her health, body and future. But aside from calling Rick… more »
Jul/12
2013
So that I can apply it to every post relating to Pat Robertson on Facebook. Former Southern Baptist minister Pat Robertson, 83, said during his "700 Club" show that liking same sex couples' photos on Facebook is considered condoning behavior and adde… more »
Jul/11
2013
There are a few celebrities that the NY Daily News (one of my daily scan throughs) loves to cover frequently. That Canadian twat known as Justin Boober (not a typo- he is a boob and not in a good sense like mine and every other woman's "girls"). Every o… more »
Jul/11
2013

It's A Baby Not A Bat

Little kids are fascinated by themselves. Their hands, their toes, what goes into their mouths, what comes out at the other end. Nothing interests a baby more than itself. Mirrors are a great way to entertain baby, they can spend hours watching… more »
Jul/11
2013
Zachary Meerdink is an asshole. Because only assholes beat puppies to death with a bat. The problem is you can't charge someone with assholeism, that's not on the books, but torturing an animal is. Unfortunately an appeals court decided that beating… more »
Jul/10
2013
I thought about this a while ago and just dismissed it. But now I'm really curious. It seems like everyone has the license to be a dick, except me... and maybe a few others. It's really in that global sense of the non-descript strangers that go on about… more »
Jul/10
2013
Oh yay, no more Intarwebz in Florida! (CNN) -- Did Florida just accidentally make all computers and smartphones illegal? The state recently passed a bill to crack down on gambling in Internet cafes. In a potentially unfortunate twist for anyone using a… more »
Jul/09
2013

Cold Coffee Crook

The box o' Joe had been left on the table outside the classroom, all that remained of the "tea break" four hours earlier. As I watched a slouchy, young student came up and peeked inside. Then he poured himself a half a cup into the paper tumbler that… more »
Jul/09
2013

Metal Chair

Metal chair I sit Wicking away body heat Frost in summertime more »
Jul/08
2013
It was the color that got my attention first, then the sign: lift lever for light flush (designated by one droplet) and press down for full flush (designated by three droplets.) Indeed. It makes sense, some (probably most) toilet uses don't require a… more »
Jul/07
2013
It's out outside. For a lot of people that's no big deal. They spend their lives at a comfy 65 deg F year around. On the way to work, at work, on the way home, in the supermarket, they wouldn't know what time of year it was if the plants didn't bloom… more »
Jul/06
2013
Many things change over time, especially when it comes to education. Short hair requirements in the 50's, integration in the 60's, standardized testing in the 70's, the rise of girls sports in the 80's, a turn away from memorization in the 90's and so… more »
Jul/05
2013
A guest to a wedding forwarded the bride's response to her gift to the Huffington Post. The bride was underwhelmed with the $100 gift the guest and her significant other gave the newlyweds and the bride cited that the dinner was $200 a plate. Wedding… more »
Jul/05
2013
Lisa Jackson told CNN that her discrimination suit isn't about a word in the following statement: "This lawsuit has never been about the N-word," Jackson says in the statement, provided to CNN's Don Lemon by her lawyer, Matthew Billips. "It is to… more »
Jul/04
2013
Not only are the French bad guests, but they're also full of shit. After being invited to a 4th of July party, Interior Minister Manuel Valls had the tiny balls to make a stink about American surveillance. That lasted less than 2 hours then the French… more »
Jul/03
2013
I wondered why the Boy Scouts, a rapidly dwindling group of quaintly old-school principles would jump on the gay-rights card, but here is the answer... GLEN JEAN, W.Va. (AP) -- Make room, guys. The girls are coming to the Boy Scouts of America's… more »
Jul/02
2013
It doesn't take an oracle to figure out that Snowden is in a precarious position. I mean it's not like Russia is the Netherlands, Switzerland or even Cuba for that matter. People wind up accidentally dead all the fucking time, famous, infamous, peasant… more »
Jul/01
2013
The scene was chaotic enough that Sen. Donna Campbell, a New Braunfels Republican, called for the gallery to be cleared. With lawmakers now heading back, she said, "I believe more presence by law enforcement will help keep disruptive behavior from thwar… more »