Archives for: "April 2013"

Apr/30
2013
I'm certain I'm not the only one who's had enough of her. BOSTON (AP) -- The angry and grieving mother of the Boston Marathon bombing suspects insists that her sons are innocent and that she's no terrorist. Enough already. You've had more than your 15… more »
Apr/30
2013
That is something no mother wants hear, but Anna Nikolayev heard it last week. The Nikolayevs had their baby snatched from them by California Child Protective Services (CPS) for "severe neglect". What was the egregious act that was deemed to be negle… more »
Apr/28
2013
A young woman made, by her own admission, a terrible mistake. Judge Dee David Gay decided to make it worse. In addition he quoted not legal, but political rhetoric to justify his decision. That adds up to Judge Dee David Gay being less than impartial,… more »
Apr/28
2013
Hentai is clearly fantasy. The characters, vignettes, illustration all aim for over-the-top fantasy erotica. Tentacles, school girls and fairies are pretty commonplace, and a little disturbing to average (read: unfamiliar) observers, but can you say… more »
Apr/27
2013
And you'd think a police officer might (might) have decent ethics. PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) -- A police officer fired for driving drunk in an unmarked police car while off-duty has filed a $6 million lawsuit against the city of Gresham, the police chief and… more »
Apr/26
2013
Ha! hahahahahahahahah. Asshole. Spanish police have arrested a Dutchman suspected of being behind one of the biggest ever web attacks. The 35 year-old-man was detained in Barcelona following a request from the Dutch public prosecutor. The atta… more »
Apr/26
2013
Hey Robin, you wouldn't be trying to defend a decision if it were honest, now would'ja? Keep trying buddy, maybe someone will believe you. Maybe your Mom. Then again, probably not. The engines are made by TRD in Costa Mesa, Calif., and shipp… more »
Apr/26
2013
Wow. Just wow. And here I thought this blog was tasteless. Korean automaker, Hyundai, has apologized for an advertisement that featured a man attempting to commit suicide with exhaust fumes from one of its SUVs. The ill-conceived punch-line was that the… more »
Apr/25
2013
And Herbert and Catherine Schaible are assholes. PHILADELPHIA (AP) -- A couple serving probation for the 2009 death of their toddler after they turned to prayer instead of a doctor could face new charges now that another son has died. Herbert and… more »
Apr/25
2013
NASCAR has a problem. They only like winners. Meaning, of course, winners that they pick, not winners that just happen to win. Their pantheon of "blessed" like J.J. and K.K. and Dale Jr., Steward and Busch, are winners because they make NACSAR money.… more »
Apr/25
2013
This might be an expression for messing things up royally, but in this case it is literal. Kurtis Peterson of Muskegon, Michigan, was caught by a visitor to his home doing just that. twice. He claimed he was merely "hugging" the dog and got an erection.… more »
Apr/24
2013
It's getting out of hand, the whole "empowerment of parents" bullshit. In the last decade we've seen predominantly urban parents come up with all sorts of crap that hasn't benefited anyone, other than their egos. Vaccinations were bad, (actually they're… more »
Apr/23
2013

Nice Kitty?

It's tempting to start this post off with a crass and uncouth metaphor that involves cats and bathrooms (or rather a synonym for cats) but the poor lady doesn't deserve that. If you can figure that out we'll call it even. Read on... SALINA, Kan. (AP) --… more »
Apr/22
2013
They're both desperate and greedy. And there's a good chance they're going to get their way... WASHINGTON (AP) -- States could force Internet retailers to collect sales taxes under a bill that overwhelmingly passed a test vote in the Senate Monday.… more »
Apr/22
2013
There are some conversations you can't help but hear when you are out. This is especially true when the person speaking is loud, like the lout who made the above statement. We were out eating breakfast at a favorite greasy spoon. It might not be the… more »
Apr/21
2013
Well the photographer, for one... OLYMPIA, Wash., April 21 (UPI) -- An anarchist workshop at The Evergreen State College in Washington was canceled after a blogger's camera was stolen and thrown off a balcony, officials say. Blogger John Smith, 67,… more »
Apr/20
2013
"Suspect 2" was nabbed, wounded and bleeding, in a winterized boat stored in a backyard. As always there are people who can find humor in anything, and in times like these a little black humor is worth more than gold... Here's some of the best from… more »
Apr/20
2013
Wow talk about ego, this guy takes the cake. And a publicly funded cake too. A Tennessee legislator has raised the ire of citizens after passing a resolution to honor himself. Resolutions are basically congratulatory notes for achievement, or the… more »
Apr/19
2013
Some people just don't understand the word "Don't". SALEM, Ore. (AP) -- A judge in Oregon noticed an unexpected glow on a juror's chest while the courtroom lights were dimmed during video evidence in an armed-robbery trial. The juror, it seemed, was… more »
Apr/18
2013

What?

SEATTLE, April 17 (UPI) -- Seattle police said a man in a wheelchair with multiple shoplifting arrests was busted at a store while wearing nothing but cherry tomatoes on his crotch. The Seattle Police Department said officers were called to a store just… more »
Apr/17
2013
Well I hope the NRA is proud of its legacy. Most American's don't see the big deal in checking someone's background before handing them a lethal ability to kill. But the NRA does. It means a crimp in their sponsors ability to sell more guns. And that,… more »
Apr/17
2013
It was only the second new conference after the bombing and cock-in-mouth Dan Bidondi jumped up to ask the first question: "Is this just an excuse to take our rights away and have pant-down searches?" There was a moment of stunned silence as people… more »
Apr/16
2013
Well that didn't last long. Current Pope = Douchebag-Like-The-Rest. VATICAN CITY, April 16 (UPI) -- Pope Francis says Benedict XVI was right in calling for the leading U.S. Catholic nuns group to be reined in for disobeying bishops and backing women's… more »
Apr/16
2013
Male conspiracy to keep women from being able to inhale freely? Or just a ploy by the male-dominated garment industry to sell bogus lingerie? Either way, you don't really need one, aesthetically perhaps, but not medically. BESANCON, France, April 12… more »
Apr/15
2013

Fuck You

I don't know what kind of filth blows up spectators at a marathon, but rest assured we will find you and you will pay. more »
Apr/15
2013
Brad Paisley's latest album was released last night. On that album is a song call "Accidental Racist", which features L.L. Cool J. It was put on radio play lists then yanked. It was put on youtube and then yanked. For a song no one seems to be able to l… more »
Apr/15
2013
Wow, I mean talk about gauche. How low can you go? LONDON (AP) -- Hundreds of opponents of former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher partied in London's Trafalgar Square to celebrate her death, sipping Champagne and chanting "Ding Dong! The Witch is… more »
Apr/14
2013

Jews Are Evil

I guess that got your attention. And that was a persuasive writing assignment for a 10th grade class at Albany High School. Not unlike "Stomp on Jesus", it is an assignment that has the ability to push buttons. Perhaps it is an assignment that is not… more »
Apr/14
2013
Gilles Neret-Minet is an auctioneer. His job is to sell stuff for money. Recently a lot of ancient Hopi Indian masks came his way. The Hopi Indians pleaded for their return, since they ascribe spiritual powers to these masks of their dead ancestors.… more »
Apr/13
2013
Gena Miller has a store. She sells stuff. Cookies, cakes, sweets and treats. But what her store doesn't say is: "If Gena things you're gay she'll won't sell to you." Actually she will take your money, and let you fight to get it back, but she won't… more »
Apr/12
2013
The latest excursion of the "power couple" for their fifth anniversary is creating quite a stir. The controversy has prompted Jay-Z to rap an "Open Letter" to us. Did Jay-Z take advantage of his buddy Obama? I don't know. I do know that us common folk w… more »
Apr/12
2013

Home Schooled Slasher

Apparently they wanted him to "socialize" more so they sent him out in public... HOUSTON (AP) -- A man accused of stabbing more than a dozen people at a Houston-area college told investigators that he had fantasized about cannibalism and necrophilia and… more »
Apr/12
2013
SEOUL, South Korea (AP) -- South Korean pop star PSY's first new single since his viral hit "Gangnam Style" is stealing attention from inter-Korean tensions. Just goes to show the power of an artist can be greater than any threat of war.… more »
Apr/11
2013
I said it sucked. Apparently I was wrong. It didn't just suck, it tanked the industry. All signs so far point to Windows 8 being a flop. "Unfortunately, it seems clear that the Windows 8 launch not only didn't provide a positive boost to the PC market,… more »
Apr/11
2013
Just when I thought that "Hooters" was as low-brow as you could go, this guy comes along. AUSTIN, Texas, April 9 (UPI) -- The founder of the Bikinis Sports Bar & Grill restaurant chain in Texas says he has trademarked the term "breastaurant" for use… more »
Apr/10
2013
At least to me that's what an apology should consist of. I mean when you actually ate someone's camel. Accidentally. And it was a gift. To them. Oh just read the quote. An official says Mali is to send the French president a replacement camel af… more »
Apr/10
2013
My World of Warcraft guildmate was suspended for three hours for his name, Phatphuk. Phat phuc means happy Buddha. Yes, yes, there are other connotations, but that is my story and I'm sticking to it. Some coward with a stick up their ass was offende… more »
Apr/10
2013
Congress compromised on a proposed gun law because they knew it was unlikely to pass through the Senate with out the compromises. In response, New York's Governor Cuomo said during a radio interview: (read more) "Our gun package goes well beyond what t… more »
Apr/10
2013
Either of them... TUPELO, Miss. (AP) -- Authorities say a Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus elephant was hit by a bullet in a drive-by shooting in Tupelo, Miss. YONKERS, N.Y. (AP) -- A 5-week-old kitten named Precious has survived being… more »
Apr/09
2013
It seems as if both sides of Congress are finally united in something: they both hate the President's budget plan. WASHINGTON (AP) -- Even before it is unveiled, President Barack Obama's new budget is opening to poor reviews from liberal allies… more »
Apr/09
2013
Richard Ahlstrand is in hot water shooting a bear on his property. The bear appeared while Mr. Ahlstrand was filling his bird feeder and allegedly approached him aggressively. He had his shotgun with him because he had seen a bear in his yard the da… more »
Apr/09
2013

Had Enough Yet?

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) -- Authorities say a 4-year-old boy grabbed a loaded gun at a family cookout and accidentally shot and killed the wife of a Tennessee sheriff's deputy. more »
Apr/08
2013
It's hard to imagine. Harder still when you see the pictures. Man buys toy poodles found to be ferrets on steroids (UPI) A retired dog lover from Catamarca, Argentina found out the hard way that his reasonably priced toy poodles were actually hormonally… more »
Apr/07
2013
Benjamin Fullwood saw a pig running around his trailer park. Fellow residents of the trailer park were looking for the pigs owner, realizing that the pig was someone's pet, not a feral pig that can be problematic. While his neighbors were looking on… more »
Apr/07
2013
When I read the headline all I could think was "Oh thank the Gods, it's about damn time..." WASHINGTON (AP) -- The morning-after pill might become as easy to buy as aspirin. In a scathing rebuke accusing the Obama administration of letting election-year… more »
Apr/06
2013
It's hard to consider ProLife supporter as stupid. I just prefer to consider them hateful people whose moral salve is the notion that they're helping cute babies. Not forcing women into poverty or adding to the crime rate by increasing the number of… more »
Apr/06
2013
It's assholes like these that give vegans a bad name. Jack Litsky and his wife Toby decided to become vegans when they turned 50 last year for health reasons, and to stick to their meat-and-dairy-free diet, they often bring their own whole grain past… more »
Apr/05
2013
At first I laughed when I saw the diamond shaped sign on the bitty-box chevy's bumper: RADIOACTIVE. "Good one!" I thought. Then I saw the medical courier sign on the side with another flip-sign set to radioactive. Ah. So they weren't kidding. I found it… more »
Apr/04
2013
Of course location, like timing, is everything. A Florida utility was flooded with phone calls from residents concerned about the safety of its water after a classic April Fools' prank perpetrated by two radio DJs. The hoax sent listeners into a pani… more »
Apr/03
2013
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Apr/03
2013
WASHINGTON, April 1 (UPI) -- A Republican U.S. presidential nominee will back same-sex marriage sooner or later and will get party support, says a senator widely seen as a rising GOP star. "I think that's inevitable," Jeff Flake of Arizona told NBC's… more »
Apr/02
2013
I'm not talking about vegetables, I'm talking about people. Ok, maybe that still needs some clarification. PAGO PAGO, American Samoa (AP) -- A tiny Samoa airline is offering a new reason to drop extra weight before your next trip: Tickets sold not b… more »
Apr/02
2013
Listen you old bag, this isn't 1977 any more, women don't *NEED* to go to college to become wives. Seriously? What is wrong with you? PRINCETON -- A letter by Princeton University alum Susan Patton to current women students advising them to nab a… more »
Apr/01
2013
Wow what a great, huge step forward for women's equality... RIYADH, Saudi Arabia (AP) -- A Saudi newspaper says the kingdom's religious police are now allowing women to ride motorbikes and bicycles but only in restricted, recreational areas. The A… more »