Archives for: "January 2013"

Jan/31
2013
Um... has anyone noticed the odd coincidence that Al Gore and William Shatner are starting to look verrrrry similar? Harbinger of the apocalypse? I dunno, but either way it's kinda creepy. more »
Jan/31
2013
I noticed a short while ago that there was no more "accidental pr0n" in my searches any more. I'm less relieved than disappointed. I mean what if I *wanted* to search for T or A? Apparently I have to use another browser is the answer. Censorship from… more »
Jan/30
2013
As noted recently cars can kill lots of people in much the same manner as like guns. So the simple question: if all cars on the road need to be registered and possibly even insured (most states) then why the heck not do the same thing for guns? The… more »
Jan/29
2013
The times are a-changin' Tony, can you smell it? Smells like the sweet, sweet scent of your repressive, aggressive, antiquated attitude withering away. NEW YORK (AP) -- The Boy Scouts of America may soon give sponsors of troops the authority to deci… more »
Jan/28
2013
Manti Te'o fell in love with Lennay Kekua. Only problem was that Lennay was just a figment of Ronaiah Tuiasosopo's imagination. Lenny was not a real girl. The fact that Manti fell in love with a fake woman who was being made up by a man has lead to c… more »
Jan/27
2013
Ok, ok, this is just perfect, really, it's almost hard to believe how perfectly this fits in with the whole "Part of Stupid" discussion. Ready? Now don't be drinking anything as you read this. You've been warned. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – A… more »
Jan/26
2013
The Catholic Church and all it's institutions would have us all believe and accept that a fetus is a person with a rights that seem to take precedent over the woman who sustains life for that "unborn person". The Catholic church gets involved in our pol… more »
Jan/26
2013
I don't get it. We've had vending machines selling condoms forever, so why the hullabaloo about contraception for women? Oh wait... I just answered that didn't I. SHIPPENSBURG, Pa. (AP) -- The U.S. Food and Drug Administration won't take any regula… more »
Jan/25
2013
Hey Lanny, I know a liar when I see one. We all know you didn't do the job you were tasked to do. The real question is who are you really working for? We all know it isn't the American People. So really... we know whose side you're on, the questio… more »
Jan/24
2013
RAWR! (Hillary Clinton) There you go. Any more questions? more »
Jan/23
2013
The stories will go on and on so long as women continue to allow religion to oppress them. Even in places with a high standard of living and an equally high standard of education like Germany women are still denied basic rights and dignities because… more »
Jan/22
2013
You type your password in twice before realizing the screen still says "Hit Ctrl + Alt + Del to log on..." more »
Jan/21
2013
When it's a "trademark" name apparently. NEW YORK, Jan. 19 (UPI) -- The U.S. restaurant chain Subway said this week its Footlong brand is the name of a sandwich line, not a guarantee each sandwich is a foot long. The chain said on its Australian… more »
Jan/20
2013
Gun advocates would have you believe that there's no risk when the guns are in the hands of sane experts. But accidents happen, and an accident with a gun is not like an accident with a baseball bat. MEDINA, Ohio (AP) -- Authorities say an accidenta… more »
Jan/19
2013
Mostly I can see someone buying this for themselves after they got dumped. Alternatively I could also see it cheering up a friend in the same situation... SAO PAULO (AP) -- Want to make your ex-girlfriend jealous? Need to show your friends you are in a… more »
Jan/18
2013
The Air Force did a snap sweep of it's offices and found items that were gasp-worthy. The Air Force said the no-notice or short-notice inspections found 631 items judged to be pornographic, including magazines, calendars, photos and videos. They also… more »
Jan/17
2013
It's a waste of time for me to say "think about it" because very few people have the capacity to stand back and dispassionately think. On one side people will howl that their "rights" to throw as much metal into the air as possible are being restricted… more »
Jan/16
2013
In much the same theme as health care professionals who don't believe in modern medicine, now we have a teacher that is "allergic" to kids. One wonders *why* they chose that profession in the first place. CINCINNATI (AP) -- A former high school teacher… more »
Jan/15
2013
Who says computers are bad for kids? DAVENPORT, Iowa (AP) -- An Iowa man and his sister have reunited 65 years after being separated in foster care thanks to a 7-year-old friend's Facebook search.[..] Boyson, 66, and Billadeau, 70, both tried to find… more »
Jan/14
2013
The big news today isn't really news because nothing of any significance happened. Jodi Foster did *not* come out and say she was gay. She mumbled something that might be interpreted as such but she did not say "I'm a lesbian" or anything even close.… more »
Jan/13
2013
I personally know a number of people who didn't get a flu shot this year. Some were too lazy to be bothered, some didn't like needles, some didn't have time or opportunity, some didn't feel the need, and some just are plain skeptics. I understand, and… more »
Jan/12
2013
Actually I applaud Angie. I would love to have a glass of wine with Angie, only if I have a DD of course. Angie placed the following classified ad in the Northern Wyoming Daily News: VERY mad mother selling 16 yr. old son’s 1993 Ford Ranger. Drove 3… more »
Jan/12
2013
On September 3rd of last year I posted a blog about Pennsylvania Dutchman Mushrooms, about how they had a neat little USA-shaped symbol on their label but were clearly marked MADE IN CHINA on the back. Well no more, apparently, because NOW that littl… more »
Jan/11
2013
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/12/17/sports/high-school-football-rape-case-unfolds-online-and-divides-steubenville-ohio.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0 more »
Jan/11
2013
Bravo big man. You've done all you can to keep women in the dark ages. Something to be proud of in 2013. JACKSON, Miss. (AP) -- Mississippi's only abortion clinic has missed a Friday deadline to comply with a new state law that requires each of its… more »
Jan/11
2013
NRA really thinks they're the biggest Gorilla with the right to say and do whatever they please. I think they have another thing coming. TUCSON, Jan. 10 (UPI) -- A National Rifle Association official says he may sue to prevent the Tucson Police… more »
Jan/10
2013
Bruce Tanski wants to build a cheesy apartment complex, one like other cheesy apartment complexes he has built. Bruce Rischert didn't want another one in his town. Mr. Tanski's complexes don't have the best reputations. Mr. Rischert thought the proof wa… more »
Jan/10
2013
Than office workers here in the US of A. Just on floor space alone. ROME (AP) -- A European court ruled Tuesday that Italy's woefully overcrowded prisons violate the basic rights of inmates, fined the government (EURO)100,000 ($131,000) and ordered… more »
Jan/09
2013
AIG. Even the name gets a gut reaction from me: I want to punch something, anything. AIG. Asshole, fucktard, scumwads, greedmongers of the first and foremost order. AIG. The ones who, more than anyone else, were the worst offenders of the credit crisis.… more »
Jan/09
2013
I was at the New York State Capital today ahead of Governor Cuomo's State of the State Address. I may have thought that I, a woman from 2012, was transported back to 1967. Instead of the Vietnam War, people here are against fracking. Looking at some of… more »
Jan/09
2013
I'm sorry bitch, this is America and Ms.Giffords is entitled to both speak her mind and do it wherever the fuck she pleases. HARTFORD, Conn. (AP) -- A Connecticut lawmaker has apologized after saying in a Facebook post that shooting victim and former… more »
Jan/08
2013

How Disarming

I'm apologizing in advance. This post is just wrong and I know it. KIRKSVILLE, Mo. (AP) -- A northeast Missouri man accused of killing a man, dismembering the body and setting fires to conceal the crime, hurled the victim's arms at witnesses shortly… more »
Jan/08
2013
Wtf is WRONG with the Arabs? It's vile in a way that any and every society can recognize. The case of a Saudi man in his 90s who has married a girl of 15 has drawn widespread criticism on Twitter and other social media in the country. Some Saudis have… more »
Jan/08
2013
Bitch had the nerve to come into the US and steal a citizen's identity and then FIGHT to keep it, claiming that she was the original. Lying, stealing, remorseless cunt has an excuse "I did it for my babies..." Benita Cardona-Gonzalez, a Mexican nati… more »
Jan/07
2013

Daddy Hired Spawn Killers

There's tough love and then there's this... A man in China hired virtual "assassins" to hunt down his son in online video games and kill off his avatar, according to local media. The man, named by the Kotako East blog as Mr Feng, was concerned about the… more »
Jan/07
2013
Checks should come in BOXES, not in a shitty paper folder. It's bullshit. I know times are hard but BANKS are the one institution that really isn't more »
Jan/07
2013
As I putt through my morning ritual on autopilot I'm struck by two thoughts that have occurred to me on many similar mornings: a: Morning stomach. My shape never looks so fit at the end of the day. Why is it when I get up the belly is where it should… more »
Jan/06
2013
Laverne Wilkinson isn't dead yet, but she has been given six months to live. Laverne has lung cancer and she went to the emergency room two years ago with chest pains. The radiologist saw the mass on Laverne's lung but no one ever told her until it was… more »
Jan/06
2013
I was talking to a couple of co-workers about house guests that had visited over the holidays. Some are obnoxious, some are just a bit strange, but here are some goofy house guest antics: (And yes, these are all adults. We could probably double the lis… more »
Jan/05
2013
Ah it smacks of the '50s, juvenile delinquents, tight sweaters and Elvis. Back in the days of the "Wild One" and bad girls who fell in with the wrong crowd, to the horror of their family and pastor. Well it's 2012 and once again the notion of women… more »
Jan/04
2013
I have a couple of email addresses. I doubt I am alone in this fact. I have one at work, one that is associated with my internet provider that I use for personal business (stuff I buy on-line, banking, ect.), one that I use for personal social stuff (fa… more »
Jan/04
2013
Synopsis: lesbians gets a jar of sperm from a guy and sign an agreement absolving him of any responsibility. Lesbians break up and Baby Mommy is short of money. So what does she do? She turns to the state and then the state goes after the sperm donor.… more »
Jan/03
2013
Not in L.A. apparently... LOS ANGELES (AP) -- A California appeals court overturned the rape conviction of a man who pretended to be a sleeping woman's boyfriend, ruling, in part, Wednesday that an arcane law from 1872 doesn't protect unmarried women in… more »
Jan/03
2013
Hilarity. Microsoft wants the U.S. Government to break up Google because their search engine is better. Funny as heck given how adamantly Microsoft fought when on the other side of the monopoly board. SAN FRANCISCO (AP) -- Microsoft began the new y… more »
Jan/02
2013
Ffs what's next? Actually don't answer that, I'd rather not know. A few minutes after midnight Tuesday (around mark 1:50), Griffin bent down and smooched Cooper's pants zipper after CNN correspondent Gary Tuchman, reporting from Eastport, Maine, exp… more »
Jan/01
2013
So, for those of you who slept through last year here's the Cliff Notes: * War and lots of it * Hate and partisan rhetoric * Fear, famine and conflagration * Politics, nothing new, very much old * Rich and famous acting stupid and petty * Intolerance… more »