Archives for: "August 2012"

Aug/31
2012
There are assholes everywhere. And apparently the RNC is not exempt. NEW YORK (AP) -- A black camerawoman who works for CNN said Thursday that she was not surprised to have two people at the Republican National Convention throw peanuts at her and say… more »
Aug/30
2012
Chocolate has been in the health news a lot lately and I have to tell you, I really ~like what I'm hearing... Chocolate might not be the healthiest thing for your waistline - but research suggests it may protect against stroke. A study following more… more »
Aug/30
2012
I guess it is too expensive to have someone with the slightest background in science to proofread an article. Therefore stupidity like the following is printed: "After analyzing the tapioca balls which make up the ‘bubbles' in the drink, researchers fr… more »
Aug/30
2012
Ann versus Michelle. Guaranteed, and I mean *guaranteed* to be a total winner. I'd watch it. more »
Aug/29
2012
Because really that's the point. A Taiwanese minister has caused widespread debate on hygiene by suggesting that men should sit down while urinating instead of standing up. Stephen Shen, Environmental Protection Administration (EPA) minister, said that… more »
Aug/28
2012
Corporate titans know they must hold hands with anti-abortion crusaders to elect politicians who will keep government regulations and taxes low. Evangelicals and other social conservatives realize they must join ranks with business executives - even if… more »
Aug/28
2012
The best characterization of him yet.... Maryland Gov. Martin O'Malley, chairman of the Democratic Governors Association and a likely 2016 presidential contender, went further, saying he expected Christie to deliver an "angry, Don Rickles keynote ext… more »
Aug/27
2012
Wow, it's the year of the Republican Retard. Only in spades. And here I thought that the Republicans were trying to active court women, not make them run away screaming. HARRISBURG, Pa. (AP) -- The Republican candidate for Senate in Pennsylvania on… more »
Aug/26
2012
COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) -- The discredited notion that a woman's body can resist conception in a sexual assault has persisted in anti-abortion circles for decades, largely because of the efforts of a Cincinnati obstetrician who is considered a godfather of… more »
Aug/25
2012
I remember him as a kid. I listened to a record of the Apollo landings over and over when I was six, not really knowing what it meant but understanding where it happened. He was awesome to me then, as now. Although he had been a Navy fighter pilot, a… more »
Aug/24
2012
Fox News just put an American citizen, a member of our armed forces, at risk. Why? Because they don't give a rats ass about anything other than making money. WASHINGTON (AP) -- The Navy SEAL who wrote an account of the raid that killed Osama bin Laden… more »
Aug/24
2012
Ah the Murdoch family of Evil continues to make good on their motto: "Money over Morals". The latest Emperatrix in Charge, Elisabeth Murdoch, had this to say on why they published naked pictures of Prince Harry... "The public interest argument is on… more »
Aug/23
2012
The republicans can't seem to stop churning out the stupid. This time it's a small fish, one Frank Szabo who is running for sheriff in New Hampshire. MANCHESTER, N.H. (AP) -- A New Hampshire businessman running for sheriff has apologized for saying… more »
Aug/23
2012
He's big, he's bold, he's naked in someone else's pool and won't get out... JOHANNESBURG (AP) -- A hefty hippo chased away from his herd at a South African game reserve has found a refreshing place to relax: the lodge's swimming pool. Now it's stuck… more »
Aug/22
2012
I was getting ready to return home, tired but cheerful. As the dour, 30-ish man looked over my papers and handed them back I said "Thanks, have a nice afternoon." He looked at me as though I had three heads. Then replied with a curt "Ok". Really is that… more »
Aug/21
2012

240kph? Oh No You Didn't!

That's almost 150mph. And yes, oh yes we did. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! more »
Aug/20
2012
Actually, I don't mean the whole school. Principal David Smith and School Superintendent Rick Martin, both of you go to HELL. Kaitlin Nootbaar was Prague High School's valedictorian. During her commencement speech, she used the word "HELL". Her writ… more »
Aug/20
2012

Car Idling Stupidity

I rode a ferry this past weekend. While we were waiting to get on the ferry many of the people waiting kept their cars idling. This was even while the cars that arrived on the ferry disembarked. After a while we all got on the ferry for our crossing… more »
Aug/20
2012

Slip of the tongue

Look douchebag, you didn't misspeak. Misspeaking is mispronouncing niche or forte. Slipping up and calling Bob by Dave’s name would be considered misspeaking. Confusing psychology and physiology could be misspeaking. You went out and said that women wh… more »
Aug/19
2012
Vladimir Putin think's he a super-stud. He wishes he were like Bo who knows every sport on earth. And was good at most. But Putin isn't all that. In fact he's not that bright at all because instead of slapping their little hands and letting them go he's… more »
Aug/18
2012
Answer: to shoot themselves in the ass. Yes, literally. SPARKS, Nev., Aug. 15 (UPI) -- A man was injured by an accidental self-inflicted gunshot wound he sustained during a showing of the movie "The Bourne Legacy" in Sparks, Nev., police said. Police… more »
Aug/18
2012
I was on a business trip. On the return trip, I get on a commuter train and it's packed. Not so packed that someone could not have picked up a bag put it in their lap, slid over and let those of us coming on have a seat, but packed enough that there was… more »
Aug/17
2012

'Tarded In Tunisia

Once again a set of "ultra-conservatives" show the world just how fucking mentally retarded they really are... TUNIS, Tunisia (AP) -- Islamist extremists have targeted two Tunisian Olympic medalists for behavior and dress seen as un-Islamic, as debate… more »
Aug/16
2012

Governors Of Greed

Conservative Governors of Florida, Texas, Louisiana and Mississippi have a single plan in mind to reduce their state's deficit: let the Poor die from lack of health care. In South Carolina, a yearly income of $16,900 is too much for Medicaid for a… more »
Aug/16
2012
I left my credit card at a vendor during a fair near my employer. I went back to work and about an hour later someone from my building's owner called me to tell me. I'm sure the vendor knew who I worked for because of the security card around my neck an… more »
Aug/15
2012
Doylestown Police Chief James Donnelly doesn't have enough on his plate. Now he's going after teenagers armed with chalk. Chalk! Clearly a threat to society, law and order. Or not. DOYLESTOWN, Pa. (AP) -- Two teens in suburban Philadelphia were cited… more »
Aug/14
2012
Since when is blatantly stomping on another player's head considered acceptable, especially when everyone has identified it after the fact? And the twat even has the balls to accuse the refs of being jaded? FIFA! Do your job suspend Melissa Tancr… more »
Aug/14
2012
The quote at the end is precious... wait for it. NEW YORK (AP) -- A vibrator giveaway that attracted long lines in New York City came to an abrupt end when the city told the promoters to pack it up. The Trojan condom company set up "Pleasure Carts" on… more »
Aug/13
2012
It's hard to say that the United States actually "cleaned up" at this Olympics, but we did achieve more gold and silver medals than any other nation (Russia, mind you, had the most bronze medals.) But as intriguing as these numbers might be it's import… more »
Aug/12
2012
In 2009, a federal U.S. tax amnesty was granted to more than 14,700 American taxpayers.[15] (Wikipedia) The only reason Mitt even has a tax record from 2010 to release is because of the amnesty that was "given" to tax-scofflaws back in 2009, effecti… more »
Aug/11
2012
Because if they had more stress in their lives women could stress less about their weight... or so the research seems to indicate. British researchers said their study indicates men who are going through stressful times prefer larger-sized women. The… more »
Aug/10
2012
Everyone has their interpretation, but somehow I think that the guy in question is a bit off the mark. See what you think... SAN DIEGO, Aug. 9 (UPI) -- A man was arrested in San Diego on prowling charges early Thursday after being found naked in his… more »
Aug/09
2012
Attention to the douchebags from China that tried brute-forcing into the back end. You fail. Your mother failed. Your fucking ancestors failed. Go choke on a chopstick bitches. more »
Aug/09
2012
I don't get it, the whole "synchronized swimming" thing. Even the gold medal performance of the Russian duo leaves me with a sense of fear rather than wonder or awe. It looks more like "synchronized seizures" rather than any type of "swimming" per se.… more »
Aug/08
2012
Here are two case studies in the "pure bullshit" school of thinking... Case 1: Woman Runs Over Ex SALT LAKE CITY (AP) -- The attorney of a Utah woman charged with ramming an SUV through an office building to hit her estranged husband says she was on a… more »
Aug/07
2012

Murder is Wrong

Sikhs are not the same as Muslims. I could go a laundry list of reasons why that’s true, but people like Wade Page and his racist white power buddies don’t care. I could lay all of the differences out. X is Muslim and Y is Sikhism. One does this, and… more »
Aug/07
2012
DENVER, Aug. 4 (UPI) -- Fans of the alleged Aurora, Colo., theater gunman James Eagan Holmes have created social media fan pages, posting messages of praise for the shootings. Dozens of Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr pages have been set up by self-desc… more »
Aug/06
2012
Seriously, I don’t know who still shops at GameStop. It’s a full store dedicated to games. 20 years ago, that was a niche that needed to be filled because you couldn’t find games everywhere. Now, Wal-Mart, Target and dozens of other major stores carry g… more »
Aug/06
2012
Imagine if the Boy Scouts had spent the same amount of time on cleaning their ranks of abusers rather than eliminating gay members... LOS ANGELES, Aug. 5 (UPI) -- The Boy Scouts' system for blocking sexual predators from its ranks of adult leaders has… more »
Aug/05
2012
Everything in the world, and the world itself, can be considered a "system". Our government, our economy, our nation are systems. They work on a the principle of things being connected: people, money, power, or even voters, politicians and policies.… more »
Aug/04
2012

Melon Gatorade Is Evil

I needed Gatorade so I stopped at a gas station and bought a nice big bottle. Actually I bought two because it was "two for three dollars". Seemed good. So I grabbed a bottle of orange and the orange bottle behind that. Turns out the second orange… more »
Aug/03
2012
For once I'm completely on the Zombie's side... DUPONT, Wash., July 31 (UPI) -- A demonstration by the anti-gay Westboro Baptist Church in Washington state was interrupted by dozens of counter-protesters dressed as zombies. Melissa Neace, 27, of… more »
Aug/02
2012
I have the right to speak out about what I believe. I have the right to believe what I want. So do you. So does every citizen of America and many other countries around the world. But let us remember, that this right to say and believe is only the rig… more »
Aug/02
2012
What do you call a mother who teaches her children to hate others? In this instance Nancy Harris raised her children with the notion that gays are evil, enough so that her three kids, two of whom are pre-teens, are now in juvenile detention because they… more »
Aug/01
2012
Owning a gun can shorten your life. Yes that's a pretty obvious statement. If you have a problem with that then I suggest you take a class in statistics. I'm willing to bet that the vast majority out there can grok the fact that having a gun around… more »