Archives for: "July 2012"

Jul/31
2012
Fascism ( /ˈfæʃɪzəm/) is a radical authoritarian nationalist political ideology.[1][2] Fascists seek elevation of their nation based on commitment to an organic national community where its individuals are united together as one… more »
Jul/30
2012
I have eight darlings in mind. The girls, who range in age from 15 to 20, were being rowdy on the subway in NYC and flew into a rage after a man commented to his friend: "Those girls must be retarded because they can’t hear each other talk." (NY Daily N… more »
Jul/30
2012

I'm not offended

There are good jokes. There are bad jokes. Typically what seperates the two categories is the reaction of the audience. If they laugh, it's a good joke. If they don't, it's a bad joke. The subject of the joke doesn't matter. It's either funny or not.… more »
Jul/29
2012
My friend at Big Fortune 500 Company told me about a recent meeting. People who have real knowledge on how to solve a specific problem were discussing details on how to solve a problem. Suddenly one of the key player's managers pipes up. He tells the gr… more »
Jul/28
2012
Diablo 3 held such promise, people were drooling over the very idea of D3 just based on the success of the D1 and D2 franchise. But version 3 turned out to be a cesspool, the near-bottomless pit where they tossed the WoW devs that fell out of favor. The… more »
Jul/27
2012
Why? Why, why, why, why? Why is it that every damn time one of these loud-pipe assholes is passing under a bridge that they have to give an extra, ear-splitting rev on the throttle? IT'S LOUD-E-FUCKING-NOUGH AS IT IS COCKTARD. Loud pipes do not, D… more »
Jul/26
2012
... and they've barely gotten started! * Hot pink carpeting for the gymnasts, ducky! Won't those bright red uniforms look fabulous against it? Let's test the color on everyone's telly shall we? Can you say "saturated red"? I know I can. Pity the… more »
Jul/25
2012
It's a truism. I never have the urge to go as I approach, but like some bizarre, biological Doppler Effect I immediately regret the fact that I didn't stop after I pass the damned pissoir. Then I spend the rest of the walk back to my office trying to… more »
Jul/25
2012
It simply boggles my mind how patently moronic people are... In Colorado, the shooting has prompted a sudden surge in gun sales. In three days, the Colorado Bureau of Investigation approved background checks for 2,887 people who wanted to purchase a… more »
Jul/24
2012
A little while ago, Michelle Bachmann opened her mouth and lies poured forth. This isn’t particularly unusual for her, so no one was surprised. She claimed that an aide of the Secretary of State was actually a member of the Muslim Brotherhood.  She dema… more »
Jul/24
2012
A dozen people dead, because the NRA has gone out of its way to intimidate gun control advocates into silence. In 1994, Congress approved a 10-year ban on 19 types of military-style assault weapons. This ban would have prevented Holmes from purchas… more »
Jul/23
2012
It's high time that Paterno's family stop making noises to defend their patriarch's innocence. He hasn't got any. The more they protest the worse and worse his image is going get because they know, we know, everyone knows that Joe knew. It was a di… more »
Jul/22
2012
Joan was burned at the stake for refusing to compromise her ideals. Savannah is ready to go to prison for hers. The parallel is strong. LOUISVILLE, Ky., July 22 (UPI) -- A Kentucky teenager said she was prepared to go to jail after tweeting the nam… more »
Jul/22
2012
Sorry. It's considered a glorified scooter and all the same rules apply. Wear a helment, please, anyway. more »
Jul/22
2012
I know that labels can mean a lot, especially medically and legally. But there's another category that, to me, makes the most sense: reality. SAN FRANCISCO (AP) -- Does a woman who strongly believes she was meant to be a man have a mental condition… more »
Jul/21
2012
It doesn't seem to end. Last week some douchebag shoots up a bar, this week it's a movie theater. Apparently this is what makes America great right? Anyone can go buy a gun, legally or illegally, and shoot as many people as they can. Of course if… more »
Jul/20
2012

Checklist for murder

Unexplained murder? Check. Used guns? Check. Male? Check. Muslim? Nope. Must have been caused by video games. Obviously. Took less than 15 hours for that to be a theory. more »
Jul/20
2012
Well the Olympics is a bloody fucking mess isn't it? Between the weather (not really their fault, although everyone knows full well how uncooperative Limey weather is), the security snafu, angry union workers threatening to strike, and Visa snatching… more »
Jul/19
2012
Christian crusaders unite, Michael Ben-Ari destroyed a bible!!! JERUSALEM (AP) -- An Israeli lawmaker has torn up a copy of the New Testament in front of cameras in his parliament office. An aide says Christian missionaries mailed the Christian s… more »
Jul/18
2012
The Troy Police Department has put itself above the same responsibilities and obligations that you or I have. A Troy Police Officer (link) broadsided a car driven by Samara Ceccucci while heading to assist a fellow officer. He had no sirens on and a wit… more »
Jul/18
2012
I don't understand the whole "religious liberties" argument when it comes to contraception. Why is it a "liberty" if some other person (a woman) doesn't want to get pregnant? How exactly does that affect those who are religious? I mean it's obvious t… more »
Jul/17
2012
The "ribbon" blows, of this fact most of us are in agreement. But Microsoft isn't done fucking with us yet. Oh no, in fact that hardcore suck-fest is about to begin in earnest. SAN FRANCISCO (AP) -- New versions of Microsoft's word processing,… more »
Jul/16
2012
They sold Assad guns and more guns before the civil war started. Now they aim to ensure that they can keep selling until the blood runs from the borders. Russian politicians have never cared a single iota about the deaths of average citizens, but thre… more »
Jul/15
2012
I'm at the supermarket and I'm getting to the last few isles. Most of the flow in my local store goes from left to right, from the dairy to the fresh veggies with everything else in between. I was just into the home stretch when a man next to me sneez… more »
Jul/14
2012
On the heals of the dirty laundry being revealed about Jerry Sandusky doodling boys, comes Tom Kubistant from Western Nevada College compelling students to masturbate and discuss intimate details of their sex lives. (link to article) Karen Royce is… more »
Jul/14
2012
ALEXANDRIA, La. (AP) -- A federal judge has struck down a central Louisiana ordinance banning fortunetelling, palm reading, astrology and similar activities in the city of Alexandria. U.S. District Judge Dee Drell's ruling Wednesday concurs with a… more »
Jul/13
2012
Can you believe that for once Republicans and Democrats have something they agree on... AND that it's just plain commonsense too? When something is that bad that everyone cringes what kind of moron would try and defend it? A jackass named Patrick… more »
Jul/12
2012
Win at all cost was a more accurate motto than "success with honor" because there certainly has been a gaping absence of the latter even with extra helpings of the former readily at hand. PHILADELPHIA (AP) -- Joe Paterno and other top Penn State… more »
Jul/11
2012
For about a month I've been hearing an ad. The ad plays some kinda new-agey music with some lyrics I can't quite make out then a voice over says the name of the company and something like "come feel the energy". I finally got annoyed with not knowing… more »
Jul/10
2012

I'm A Quitter

I fuckin'quit. Three weeks ago, after a not so happy meeting in my manager's office, where I tried to explain to him why a sincerely fucked up project a few of us peons had been thrust upon was fucked (and having him still not "get it"), I gave notice.… more »
Jul/10
2012
Is it just a mistaken impression or is the President suddenly a few shades darker than he was just a few months ago? Presidents typically go gray very rapidly. Call it the cost of the job. Of course they do get great, round-the-clock medical care,… more »
Jul/09
2012
I just thought you and your ilk deserved the same attitude thrown your way that you threw toward me and women like me. Granted you didn't say "fuck you", per se, but the sentiment was there. I didn't post on your site, because who needs "Diedre" saying… more »
Jul/08
2012
It's not a case of just calling him "Mr. Romney" instead of "Mitt", it's a case of Freddy Kruger syndrome... for many in his party Mitt just ain't mean enough for their liking. WOLFEBORO, N.H. (AP) -- A chorus of prominent conservative voices is… more »
Jul/07
2012
The facts just go to show that in the heat of the moment anyone can make a fatal mistake if there are guns at hand... DALLAS (AP) -- A retired 75-year-old dentist accused of fatally shooting his wife said Friday that he "screwed up" when he got home… more »
Jul/06
2012
Louisiana just passed a law that created a voucher program that allowed public school money to be given to religious schools. The idea behind the bill was that crazy fundies could get a double whammy out of a single law by both bleeding the public educa… more »
Jul/05
2012
Tomas Lopez is awesome. Too bad the people he used to work for are total douchebags. Tomas Lopez, 21, was patrolling part of Hallandale Beach north of Miami when he was told that a swimmer was in trouble in an unguarded area of the beach. "I wasn… more »
Jul/04
2012
Seems oddly late to be having a case of the guilts... COLOGNE, Germany, July 1 (UPI) -- The Cologne City Council in Germany pardoned and rehabilitated the names of 38 "witches" who were executed in the 1600s, officials said. Council members voted… more »
Jul/03
2012
Apple thinks that popular opinion will support them in their efforts to litigate against other companies in the real of tablets and smartphone. And Apple is dead wrong. Because people only care about what they can afford. When one company goes after… more »
Jul/03
2012
Maybe I got that title out of order, but the point is essentially the same. Innocent young girls lured and raped, traded like toys between men who targeted them specifically. Mainly because they were Muslim. ROCHDALE, England — She was lonely in th… more »
Jul/02
2012
Anderson Cooper is out of the closet. Well, perhaps not out of the closet, but more willing to discuss his orientation (as if it matters) or did Kathy Griffin's antics this past New Years Eve drive him completely to the other team? Honestly, I don't… more »
Jul/01
2012
Phil Bryant is a governor in a hateful state. Mississippi, the state that sees women as vessels for having babies, not as human beings with rights and wills of their own. Mississippi, a state that would force women to endure pregnancies that they can't… more »