Archives for: "May 2012"

May/31
2012
Answer: Click on the little gear symbol above the chat. Select "Leave channel." Blizzard boneheads. You'd think after running WoW for years they'd have a good idea of what works and what doesn't. Diablo III isn't an MMO. People playing it aren't… more »
May/31
2012
Clearly at least one officer in Cleveland is an flaming asshole. TOLEDO, Ohio (AP) -- A driver who stopped to give a couple of bucks to a panhandler in a wheelchair at a busy freeway interchange was handed a $344 littering ticket by a Cleveland police… more »
May/30
2012

Kitty >> Hubby

Times 500 that is... BEERSHEBA, Israel, May 27 (UPI) -- An Israeli man says he wants to divorce his wife because she refuses to part with her 550 cats. The man, whose name was not reported, petitioned the Rabbinical Court in Beersheba for divorce from… more »
May/30
2012
Not only can a particular Fort Worth Police officer not read an address, he also can't tell a border collie from a pit bull. Not that the breed of dog should matter. (article) The officer was responding to a copper theft call and pulled up to 4719… more »
May/29
2012

Five Wives Vodka

Idaho finds the name of Five Wives Vodka offensive but Utah doesn't? Does anyone else find this a little odd? SALT LAKE CITY (AP) -- Five Wives Vodka was named in bad taste and won't be stocked or special ordered at stores operated by the state of I… more »
May/29
2012
Porn mags and other risque content were typically mailed to subscribers with a nice, plain brown sleeve. It hid the naughty-naughty from the eyes of everyone, well, other than the mail man. These days there's a new solution: Kindle! (Or Nook, or iPad,… more »
May/28
2012
Justin Bieber allegedly assaulted a paparazzo over the weekend. While I think paparazzi are just hover somewhere above pond scum, along with ambulance chasing lawyers and used car salesmen, they are a fact of a celebrities life. Perhaps the Bieber brat… more »
May/28
2012
So the Greeks are upset that their country is indebted for money that they have already received from the international community. Now they want to "ignore" those agreements. That's interesting, so what they're proposing is Grand Theft on an internati… more »
May/27
2012
A naked man in Miami was shot and killed when he wouldn't stop chewing on a man's face. From the Miami Herald: One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked, and his face allegedly half ea… more »
May/26
2012
Churches in Maine are raising money. And while that's not an unusual thing for a church to do the motivations aren't about love or charity. They're about hate. PORTLAND, Maine (AP) -- Scores of Maine churches will pass the collection plate a second time… more »
May/26
2012
I find it amusing when I read a report that a consultant put together for their client and the conclusions are exactly what the client wants to show. Doesn't matter that the data really doesn't support the conclusion or that it has more holes than a go… more »
May/25
2012
There are two four letter words men find offensive. "Don't" and "Stop" Unless of course they are used together..... more »
May/25
2012

Unionized IBM?

International Business Machines may have "International" in its name, but it's origins are undeniably in the USA. But this iconic US company has resisted unionization of it's US employees. And for the most part the employees were happy without union… more »
May/24
2012
Really are there any other kind? If so please link me. I wouldn't mind having some "full-seven-course-meal" chips around. Certainly would save me some cleaning up... more »
May/23
2012
America, and much of the free world, owes this man big time. He needs to be freed from the clutches of the Pakistani "justice" system. PESHAWAR, Pakistan (AP) -- A doctor who helped the CIA hunt down Osama bin Laden was convicted Wednesday of conspiring… more »
May/22
2012
I fucking sick of it. Morons who think that stopping to let someone else go is "polite". I'm sure they're thinking "Oh Gee, I just did my good deed for the day" when in reality all they did was make life more difficult and dangerous. So here are five… more »
May/21
2012
... taking a day off to get shit done and then you get sick the night before. more »
May/20
2012
One penis, eleven women and thirty babies. Desmond Hatchett has been one busy fucker, and I mean that literally. And now he wants help with his child support. It seems that his minimum wage job is being spread a little thin across all those baby mommas.… more »
May/19
2012
I'll bet you're thinking: PC and Console. To that I'd say "nope, that's not it." "Hmmmm," you'd say, and then "Tactical and strategy? First person and third person? Steam and non-Steam?" Again, nope, nope and nope. Guess again. "Ok, ok, well what about… more »
May/18
2012
I don't get it. Someone as fucking wealthy as a Kennedy kills themselves over what? America's great political dynasty is grieving again after Mary Richardson Kennedy, the estranged wife of Robert Kennedy Jr., hanged herself Wednesday at the family's… more »
May/17
2012
You're flying high in the sky. It's going to be hours till you touch down. You're crammed in your widdle seat, the person in front of you is fully reclined which puts the tray table up against your nose. The person on your right is 6' 500lbs and slum… more »
May/16
2012
Wow but Swedish women are uptight. It's amazing the race even manages to reproduce at all. STOCKHOLM, Sweden, May 11 (UPI) -- A Swedish pharmacy chain said its survey indicates one in three women in the country have declined sex due to fears of… more »
May/15
2012
At least it'll keep you quiet. SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) -- If Brandi Chastain could have cried foul, she would have. The world-famous U.S. women's soccer player was in Sacramento on Monday with her Brazilian counterpart Sissi to be honored by the… more »
May/14
2012
In our male-dominated society there is no escape for women who get pregnant. The uber-conservatives consider women as vessels the moment they conceive (albeit there is worse: douchebags like Santorum who would willingly enslave women to their reproduct… more »
May/13
2012
It sounds grand doesn't it? Keeping America's borders safe, deporting illegal immigrants who are in this country 'stealing' jobs from honest US laborers. But that's the fairy tale version. The truth is that without cheap labor America will be hurt… more »
May/12
2012

Mitt Romney: Gay Basher

He called it "high school hijinks" but these days it's considered unacceptable to restrain and assault someone because they're gay. There was no Facebook, Twitter, YouTube or sexting when several fellow students at a posh Detroit-area prep school say… more »
May/11
2012

Body Spray Blowout

MIDDLETOWN, Conn. (AP) -- Officials say a fire alarm that went off at a Connecticut high school was activated by a student's "overabundance" of body spray in a locker room. Firefighters were called to Middletown High School shortly after 3 p.m.… more »
May/11
2012
She applies for citizenship and when she gets it she "proudly" throws it on the ground and stomps on it. That's like ordering a pricey steak at a fancy restaurant and then dumping it in the trash to prove you're a vegetarian. Wtf? MINNEAPOLIS (AP) --… more »
May/10
2012
I went to a local compounding pharmacy to pick-up my cat's medication (compounded liquid form medication flavored with poultry rules when kitty takes it every day and fights pills). I was waiting for the customer in front of me to get done and she evide… more »
May/10
2012
Marriage. Marriage is what brings us together today. Marriage, that blessed arrangement…that dream within a dream. Unless you’re a gay couple in North Carolina. In which case, the voting citizens of that particular locale have recently declared that yo… more »
May/09
2012
States are passing Gay marriage laws, other states are passing Hetero-only marriage laws, frankly I'm just flat out confused as to why this is such a big time (and money) wasting issue. Way back in 1862 the US decreed that polygamy was illegal. Most… more »
May/09
2012
What's in a name? I dunno. Why not ask the guy who just decided to change his name to Tyrannosaurus Rex? YORK, Neb. (AP) -- A 23-year-old southeast Nebraska man has legally become Tyrannosaurus Rex. The York News-Times reports that the man enter… more »
May/08
2012
That right there is a pejorative that I very rarely choose to use. But in this case it is totally and completely warranted. WASHINGTON (AP) -- Federal regulators are seeking $52.6 million from a billing company [Billing Services Group] that they acc… more »
May/07
2012
Who gets paid to study this stuff is what I want to know... WASHINGTON (AP) -- Potty humor just got prehistoric. A new study suggests that dinosaurs may have helped keep an already overheated world warmer with their flatulence and burps 200 million y… more »
May/06
2012
Apparently this guy missed the part in the marriage vows where he said he would protect and defend his spouse from harm. Instead the dickhead takes pictures. JOHANNESBURG (AP) -- The photos taken by a tourist from Scotland show his wife on the ground,… more »
May/06
2012
They don't respect us but for some reason we must respect them. I know, intellectually, that's how America is but it doesn't prevent the knee-jerk reaction of wanting to kick them in the ass for being obstreperous. GUANTANAMO BAY NAVAL BASE, Cuba (AP)… more »
May/05
2012
I've heard of apples but onions? ORLANDO, Fla., May 4 (UPI) -- A Florida newspaper said a woman preparing for her 106th birthday may be its longest-running subscriber after receiving the paper for 80 years. The Orlando Sentinel said Velma Boyd Freeman,… more »
May/04
2012
Fischer has made anti-gay remarks in the past and was one of the people who criticized Grenell. "Romney picks out & loud gay as a spokesman. If personnel is policy, his message to the pro-family community: drop dead," Fischer said on Twitter after G… more »
May/04
2012
1. It's hot and crowded. I'm in the way back as it seems I've been on virtually every flight for the past year. The air smells of salami from the belches of the passenger to my left. What's worse? The fact that he's annexed the entire arm rest or that… more »
May/03
2012
JERUSALEM (AP) -- A court order to stop Israel's longtime practice of exempting ultra-Orthodox Jewish men from military service has become a central issue in upcoming elections and could reshape the face of the society. If they are forced to serve,… more »
May/02
2012

Head Counts

So, the DEA goes in and busts up a house party because of drug abuse. Ecstasy, pot, shrooms, the works. Ok. Fair enough. Go coppers! They detain a number of people and take them back to the DEA detention facility for processing. Again, good job! You fou… more »
May/01
2012

Chiggers

Really suck. Eeeew. more »