Archives for: "January 2012"

Jan/31
2012
Susan G. Komen will never, ever, ever get another cent from me. NEW YORK (AP) -- The nation's leading breast-cancer charity, Susan G. Komen for the Cure, is halting its partnerships with Planned Parenthood affiliates - creating a bitter rift, linke… more »
Jan/30
2012
Who is Alejandrina Cabrera? She's a resident of Arizona who wants to run for council. However, by her own acknowledgement, she isn't proficient in English which is a requirement to run for the office. Seems pretty cut and dried right? Not to Alejand… more »
Jan/29
2012
And most of them are attached to complete imbeciles. If it's not every day then it's every other day this site receives a search hit on the words "fuck" and "Dubai". Sometimes, most of the time, it pertains to women, other times to boys, and the rem… more »
Jan/29
2012
So in this level you're really tiny and the enforcer, someone you could naturally take down with your bare fists is huge. Well, normal sized, since you've been shrunk. He comes out of the elevator and you think "well shit, there's a trick to this leve… more »
Jan/29
2012
The article was about republican candidate Newt Gingirch's electability. What it really highlighted was the precise cause of government dysfunction today. "Beating Obama is more important than everything else," Patrick Roehl, a 51-year-old computer… more »
Jan/28
2012
Oh Newt. You so crazy. Recently, Mr Gingrich decided to pander to idealism with an attempt to replicate JFK's famous edict. Instead of saying he'll put a man on the moon, Newt went further and said he wanted a permanent moon base build by the end of… more »
Jan/27
2012

A Camel Nose

The nose knows? When it's a princess's nose I suppose... Princess, the star of New Jersey's Popcorn Park Zoo, has correctly picked the winner of five of the last six Super Bowls. She went 14 and 6 predicting regular season and playoff games this year,… more »
Jan/26
2012
The Governor called him rude, I'd call him unpatriotic. Whatever you choose to call him I think he's a douchebag. BOSTON (AP) -- A Boston Bruins goalie's decision to skip a White House ceremony with President Barack Obama because he believes the federal… more »
Jan/25
2012

Stinky is Stinky

Imagine I walk into someone‚Äôs cubicle or office and I fart. Not socially acceptable, right? However, a co-worker walks into my cubicle with the stench of her cigarettes clinging to her and leaves an odor that lingers after she leaves. Socially… more »
Jan/25
2012
Chalk one up for pure and unadulterated stupidity combined with showmanship. Sen. Ralph Shortey managed to score a new low with what is simply the most moronic of all time-wasting political rhetoric. It's almost hard to read with a straight face.… more »
Jan/24
2012
It's more astonishing than a Las Vegas magic act and more annoying than gridlock on the way to work. What is it? It's the situation you find yourself in when you go into a modern bathroom stall and find poo in the potty. The reason I find it so ama… more »
Jan/23
2012
Little old lady + shovel = no fear. Read on... ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) -- An 85-year-old Alaska woman used a grain shovel to fend off an agitated moose that was stomping her husband. George Murphy says his wife saved his life. The Anchorage Daily News… more »
Jan/22
2012
It snowed yesterday. Not a monumental occurrence around here in winter, but it does warrant a bit of extra caution. Saturday morning, heading out to do errands, the plows had not done a very good job and the roads were messy. Maybe because it was Saturd… more »
Jan/21
2012
LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Walt Disney Co. has awarded CEO Bob Iger a 2011 pay package valued at about $31.4 million, up 12 percent from a year ago, according to an Associated Press analysis of data disclosed in a regulatory filing on Friday. $31 mil could… more »
Jan/20
2012

It's Personal

My boss got a phone message today. He asked the secretary if the caller said what it was about. She told him that the caller took an attitude and said "It's personal!" when she asked what it was about. To which my boss said "I don't know who this is, I'… more »
Jan/20
2012
Today was a great day for women's equality in America because now "religious" employers can't choose to deny their female employees critical benefits based purely on their "morals". WASHINGTON (AP) -- Many church-affiliated institutions will have to… more »
Jan/19
2012
I hate pretentious assholes who feel the need to force their views on others. McKay Hatch is a primo example of such assholerly. LOS ANGELES (AP) -- An anti-profanity crusader on Tuesday asked ABC to pull this week's "Modern Family" episode in which… more »
Jan/18
2012
A lot of losers branded the blackout as ineffective before it even started. That alone is a hint that those spreading the message have alternative motives. The truth is that the blackout WORKED. Eight US lawmakers have withdrawn their backing from… more »
Jan/17
2012

No SOPA For J00

No post today in honor of SOPA blackout. more »
Jan/16
2012
Recently, a large amount of hoopla has been swirling about a proposed bill called SOPA/PIPA. You might not have heard because most of the major news networks have been virtually silent on the subject. The gist of it, that these bills suggest a way to… more »
Jan/16
2012

An evil little thing

R.I. State Rep Peter Palumbo is a horrible human being. Not just because he's a politician either. A while back, a young woman named Jessica took her school district to court because they had a prayer banner up in the school. You could tell it was a… more »
Jan/15
2012
Apparently he missed that part in 'Captain School'... GIGLIO, Italy (AP) -- Maritime authorities, passengers and mounting evidence pointed Sunday toward the captain of a cruise liner that ran aground and capsized off the Tuscan coast, amid accusation… more »
Jan/14
2012
FEAR 3 just sits and spins when you try and launch it the first time? Here's what fixed it for me. Exit Steam and then launch the game. Steam will restart but for some reason the game will run. And, it seems that once you get it to run it will run r… more »
Jan/13
2012
A Brooklyn, NY, jewelry shop was selling swastika earrings and it created quite a controversy. The shop owner pointed out that they are a Buddhist symbol, but the critics claimed that the shop owner was being insensitive. Subsequently, the shop owner ha… more »
Jan/12
2012
It's astonishing that someone could so boldly and openly kick an entire class of people in the nads when they're down and out. But that's just what South Carolina republicans did. And at the rate they're going they will be utterly successful in… more »
Jan/11
2012
If you don't know by now, and I can't imagine how you couldn't if you're even half alive, there's a great deal of fuss going on over bad boobies. To be more specific some dirtbag manufacturer went and filled implants with machine-grade silicone. Machi… more »
Jan/10
2012
A Texas court today decided that it was ok for state lawmakers to insert themselves between women and their doctors. While the initial response, which suspended the law mandating what information a woman must be shown prior to an abortion, was suspende… more »
Jan/10
2012
Of course you ~could~ look this up on page 49 of the Tips and Ticks part of your service manual that is neatly tucked away in it's own little pocket of your glove compartment. But then why bother? Everything you ever needed to know about anything is… more »
Jan/10
2012
Ok, well, I'm gathering that this guy wasn't having the best of luck with his computer that day. Still, even if tech support lets you down (imagining for a moment that he actually had such a service without having to pay through the nose) there's gotta… more »
Jan/09
2012
You require coffee scented soap for your morning shower. I'm ok though, because it's not really coffee, it's mocha. There's a difference right? more »
Jan/09
2012
Over the weekend, the couple delivered a baby girl. They rented out a floor in a hospital so that they could have privacy with their new bundle of joy. However, the privacy that their security so diligently guarded was at the cost of fellow new parents… more »
Jan/08
2012
... they could invent a type of popcorn that wouldn't every leave little glass-like shards wedged painfully between your teeth. more »
Jan/08
2012
Frankly it's outrageous that it took this long, until 20-fucking-12, for our federal government to do away with an outmoded, biased, over-simplified and medically inaccurate definition. WASHINGTON (AP) -- The Obama administration on Friday expanded t… more »
Jan/07
2012
You know I for decades I labored under the mistaken impression that Cardinals, perhaps more than any other member of the Church hierarchy, were the most intellectual. Apparently I was fucking wrong. Basically douchebag Francis there took offense to… more »
Jan/06
2012

Fuck No SEO

So I got the following email forwarded to me. My first reaction was "Huh? Who cares about WoS? We're little known and even less popular, so why would anyone in their right mind want to link on us?" Then I checked the email address. hello how a… more »
Jan/05
2012
Come the FUCK on people. There's nothing more important than succinctness in an error message. This is how **NOT** to do it. Ill-advised or mistaken usage of a core class (java.* or javax.*) when not building a core library. This is often due to… more »
Jan/04
2012
It's funny that in a nation that considers suicide illegal that encouraging people to get cancer isn't considered a crime. Oh right, that's because there's big money in tobacco and big basketfuls are directed at Washington. RICHMOND, Va. (AP) -- Cig… more »
Jan/03
2012

David's Bridal: You Suck

Priscilla of Boston closed. It was a high end bridal shop owned by the national chain David's Bridal. After closing they destroyed and threw out dress after dress. They destroyed many by spray painting on them. (article) I hate to see waste and this was… more »
Jan/03
2012
Ok, while this is clearly a cultural misunderstanding, the article in question made me do the visual equivalent of a double-take. It conjured up visions of scantily clad women comparing postage-stamp sized bits of "clothing" (sure, you come up with a… more »
Jan/02
2012
The world is outraged at the mistreatment of a 15 year old Afghani girl by her inlaws, but not a word is said about the parents who sold her into marriage and then didn't care enough to find out how their daughter was doing. KABUL, Afghanistan (AP) -… more »
Jan/01
2012
It's sad really, when a saggy old cougar tries her less-than-impressive wiles on a charismatic man. Kathy Griffin isn't known to have much of a filter, and on Saturday night's CNN New Year's Eve broadcast, the comedienne shed any remaining inhibiti… more »
Jan/01
2012

Seven Years And Still Going...

World of Suck, bringing the suck to your doorstep for seven long years (plus or minus a few months). Remember Folks! When all else fails, we've got your suck right here, right now, most days of the week. Keep the faith: All the suck that's fit to print… more »
Jan/01
2012
Celebrities, from actors to intellects, have their groupies. I'm sure Stephen Hawking is no different. So if you have some technical skills and want to rub elbows with your idol, you may be in luck in the near future: The original purpose of this pos… more »
Jan/01
2012

And No Religion Too

Hey Cee Lo! Fuck you and your bullshit. Last night, just before the ball dropped, CNN put Cee Lo Green up on stage to sing a rendition of John Lennon's 'Imagine'. I;'ve heard worse covers, but not many. But what really ticked me off is that he chang… more »
Jan/01
2012
Updates. More updates. More and more and more updates. I appreciate their addressing purported security holes in their application, but what I don't appreciate is the icons. I don't like icons tiddling up my desktop, and if there *are* icons they sh… more »
Jan/01
2012
There have been a bunch of punks thinking it is OK to grab chick's asses in NYC lately, especially in Brooklyn. This punk is one of them: Source Maybe it's me, but his teeth seem kinda icky. Could be the grainy cellphone, could be the lightin… more »