Archives for: "September 2008"

Sep/25
2008

"Kindly note"

I'm sick of the pussified English shit that all "Customer Service" people dole out on a daily basis. These communications are so devoid of actual language, that I'm not even sure what the fuck it is I'm reading anymore. Take this overly apologetic email… more »
Sep/17
2008
Hillary Clinton pulled out of a rally protesting the appearance of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad at the UN. Why? Because Alaska Governor Sarah Palin will be there. According to Clinton's camp, Philippe Reines said: "Clearly there was some… more »
Sep/17
2008
Six foot three Joseph Petcka claims he was simply defending himself against the 7 lb ball of fur named Norman. I don't know whether to laugh, cry or just shake my head. From the New York Daily News "You love that cat more than me!" Joseph Petcka, 37,… more »
Sep/17
2008
PETA can be a bit out there at times when they worry about people eating honey or wearing silk, but sometimes they get back to their original roots and worry about animal welfare. PETA has been investigating factory farms and they have found some… more »
Sep/16
2008
Wow, how did I ever live without knowing this? Toilet - paper researchers create 3 - ply tissue 12 minutes ago NEENAH, Wis. (AP) -- If two-ply toilet paper is good, then three-ply tissue must be better. At least that's what toilet-paper researchers in… more »
Sep/15
2008
Attention Raymond. You may think your money can buy you the opinion of the US. It's true that the gas companies did it the last two elections, but you're just one fucking cock-munch and not as big or as powerful as the gas and oil conglomerates. Hiding… more »
Sep/15
2008
How many times have you wanted to say that to someone, not because they are talking to anyone, but because they are IMing their little fingers off. Now we may have just had a disaster because someone couldn't wait to IM. The engineer of a California… more »
Sep/15
2008
Well, not court, per se, but rather binding arbitration. While I find Islam's attitude toward women disgusting, the binding arbitration that the Sharia Courts are deciding on are mostly civil issues such as divorce, inheritance and community… more »
Sep/11
2008
The press like the story to seem balanced. They like to give both sides equal weight. They also like to reach out and find controversy and stir it up. These two features make the press very bad at educating the population. If people don't understand… more »
Sep/10
2008
Well, at least until after the election. She said she won't have any candidates on her show until after the election, although she supports Obama and had him on her show in the past. Some women's groups are crying foul and boycotting her show, saying… more »
Sep/06
2008
From the A.P. Amsterdam woman charged after fatal motorcycle crash AMSTERDAM, N.Y. (AP) - The woman accused of causing a fatal motorcycle accident in Amsterdam has been indicted on reckless endangerment charges. Police say Georgeanna Crisalli threw a… more »
Sep/05
2008
From the Canadian Press: CAMROSE, Alta. — Two 16-year-old Alberta boys who admitted to breaking into a neighbour's house, putting the family cat in a microwave and then watching it cook to death have been sentenced to one year of probation and 100 hours… more »
Sep/02
2008

I'm a mushroom

I posted the following little gem on my Myspace: "Ever have a day, week, month, hell, fucking lifetime, where you feel like a mushroom? You know, where you are fed a lot of bullshit and kept in the dark? Will someone, ANYONE, tell me what is going on?… more »
Sep/02
2008
Searches... Searching... To Search... and not find... Ok, for some of the people who keep typing in the same searches and coming up with our site here's a few clues to help you on your way: 1. "mom suck" What does this mean really? Your mom sucks? As in… more »
Sep/02
2008
Most people can remember when Lloyd Bensen bitch slapped Quayle with the old "Senator you're no Jack Kennedy" zinger. *chuckle* Ahh, good times. Well it's time for the reprise in the form of "Palin? She ain't no Hillary." Sorry, nope. She hasn't the… more »